jim fogerty
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Rustbelt progressive, decent father, bad golfer, avg lawyer, disappointing husband
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I work for myself. I have a pretty decent income. I have a car that gets 40mpg on the highway. If any females need s ride to the nearest healthcare provider, give me a call. If I can't do it, I'll find you a ride.
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@bethanyshondark
That's so adorable that you're just now discovering subtext and implication.
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@MollyJongFast
I'm just surprised that such an ardent capitalist decided to be publicly owned.
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@washingtonpost
So no one with kids could vote on school funding?
No one who buys things can vote on changes to the sales tax?
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@davenewworld_2
Cops should buy their dashcams off Amazon like the rest of us. Ours never seem to have those inconvenient malfunctions that theirs suffer.
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@RepMeijer
Sorry to hear about your family's loss of slave labor.
I drop a ton of money into your family business each week. Pay your employees and you won't have an issue.
There's a reason Costco blows everyone away.
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@gregggonsalves
@soledadobrien
@nytimes
As the Hindenburg soared majestically through the cool night air, Capt. Pruss stepped out onto the observation deck and decided--dangerously, in the view of some experts--that it was an excellent time for a Lucky Strike.
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@wiseguyinsider
@Jazzie654
White is the one entering the roadway. Person already on the road has right of way.
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@HowardMortman
@OfficialJLD
And literally no one in the press corp played the Veep theme on their phone?
That's weak.
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@hikeGET
@RexChapman
Hey DB, if you can't see the connection between Rex Chapman's focus on humanity, love, and compassion and why that would lead him away from Trump, you got bigger problems than we can address here
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@WendyinCare
@CTmagazine
@markgalli
Which of the Beatitudes do you think best exemplifies Trump's character?
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@RonFilipkowski
My favorite part is that he doesn't even give us her name, explain who she is, or acknowledge her existence other than that look at the end.
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@MarshaBlackburn
Pete is a Rhodes scholar. You have a degree in home economics from a state University. I think I'll listen to Pete
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@tribelaw
I'm going with the Township Supervisor, in the conservatory, with the transvaginal ultrasound.
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@jffwlkr
@WendyinCare
@CTmagazine
@markgalli
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be filled.
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@RonFilipkowski
Yes. Because we'd never expect them to deliver a hypersonic missile by *checks notes* slowly drifting it over at the speed of the wind.
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@CoChairMeshawn
"We moms"
Maybe you spent less time burning books and more time reading them.
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@BillWeirCNN
Objection. The witness is not qualified to make a determination of the effect of stress on memory.
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@TheRickWilson
Nothing suspicious here. It was just a dissident reporter who fell out of window and knocked over a candle when he hit the ground
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@PeterAlexander
@GabbyGiffords
@Simone_Biles
@mPinoe
BREAKING:I have an anonymous source who tells me that other unnamed people with knowledge of the events tell me that none of these people will be receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
More on this never as I will pretend in the future that I never tweeted this.
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@justinamash
@gtconway3d
So you have no idea how science or public health works is what you're saying.
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@FredWszolek
@TudorDixon
@dananessel
How many school shootings have happened at schools that employ protective drag queens? ZERO
How many at schools that employ armed, white men with crew cuts for security? A SHITLOAD.
We don't need to be hardening schools; we need to be making them more fabulous.
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@UkrainianSkies
@davenewworld_2
@Imposter_Edits
Hate to break it to you, but a lot of black males' "biggest fear" is being shot in the face by the cops.
Guess which happens more...
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@DavidAFrench
Did you take a mortgage interest deduction? How is that fair to people who have to rent because they can't afford to buy?
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@EricMMatheny
If it's safe send passports and SS cards in the mail it's safe to vote by mail.
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@AshaRangappa_
The lesson I get is that self defense is available to those running from plastic bags and bottles of Snapple, but not those being approached by strangers weilding murder machines.
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@a_fly_guy
@LauryneWright
Bro seems to have an unhealthy knowledge of the age of consent in neighboring states.
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@JohnCleese
Yeah it's actually the exact opposite. Urban populations are essentially disenfranchised due to overweighted representation of sparsely populated land.
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@DouglasMSmith5
@KenDilanianNBC
She did receive a visit from the secret service though, so that kinda defeats your point.
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@mmpadellan
Antifa's HR dept sucks! I have filled out that direct deposit form 3 times now and have yet to get my nefarious Soros payments yet!!
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@mchooyah
Kind of like how you guys claim to be in favor of legal immigration until brown people start applying for it
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@Uncle_Sugar_
@Imposter_Edits
Everything is "suspicious" to police officers. Going too fast, going too slow, not making eye contact, making eye contact, being nervous, being confident. When you're a hammer everything looks like a nail.
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@Pete527
@darakass
@bakerbyaccident
Opps. Replied to the wrong thread. This one is apparently about coronavirus.
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@tedcruz
"I believe in states' rights, freedom, the free market, and the smallest federal government possible; I also believe that if you can't find what you want in the supermarket you should call the president directly"
--ted cruz.
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@MRog221
@JGnuman197
There's no double yellow line in a parking lot. First one there gets the spot. Turn in your driver's license.
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@ProjectLincoln
I can't think of another person's grave I'd be more likely to take a family vacation to piss on.
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@WinslowDumaine
In its defense, this is just how the bike landed when the truck auto-piloted into its rider.
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@RepSwalwell
Or Ivy, or League, or School, or Master, or Degree. But you usually do with "I".
Also, you have a comma splice in there.
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@RealKiraDavis
@realchrisrufo
"when I bring up a concept I don't understand and am challenged on it, I just shift the philosophical burden of proof to the challenger"
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@EmmmieG
@arenella1
They're not strictly regulated actually. Just expensive but pretty much all non-felons can just buy one.
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@DavidAFrench
When our Constitution was written, SCOTUS justices did not have any security detail. So hopefully they will be consistent and strike down this extra funding.
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@AshleeMPreston
Everybody is saying the worst part of this video is that staff only intervenes when its the whit girl getting beaten.
I disagree.
The worst part is when the black girl isnt able to get her full power into that kick to the face at the end.
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@AP
When our Constitution was written, SCOTUS justices did not have any security detail. So hopefully they will be consistent and strike down this extra funding.
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@MrAndyNgo
Sounds like a lotta folks need a lesson on when deadly force is legally justified.
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@momtalksstock
@Ogrepilled
Child might have been suffering from diarrhea. It's the exact same thing as pedalite. Maybe mind your own effing biz.
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@GreetingsOut
@HoustonChron
@houstonpolice
@dylmcguinness
False imprisonment. Carjacking. 2 assaults with deadly weapon. Possession of a firearm during commission of a felony (2 year mandatory minimum)
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@NewsPolitics
@SteveSchmidtSES
@vrbo
@ProjectLincoln
I think that's mostly why the Nazis are hated isn't it? For boycotting home rental companies?
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@chrissyteigen
That's the face of a man who will shortly be stepping down to "spend more time with his [Aryan] family."
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@justinamash
I'll give you twice as much if you launch an independent white house bid instead; )
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@JimNielsenJr3
@GOP
Figured. I can't believe what people will spend on ammo either. I have a little dollar sign ticker about my head each time I squeeze a trigger.
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@TruWordsRSpoken
@kylegriffin1
They can eliminate all interest. The government lends money to banks at essentially zero percent they can do the same with students.
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@Kirby_Sand
@Acyn
Why would you be bending over to give the benefit of the doubt to someone who just lied to your face.
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