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I wrote about
@sniffiesapp
and the parasocial extremes of gay sex for one of my favorites,
@thebafflermag
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Me talking to a hot guy who’s 5’7: so are you gay or just short?
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Norwegian boo returns home only to find himself alone in a room w a bed covered in unmatched single socks. Full report forthcoming.
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I keep saying "gagged you a lil bit" in front of my family and absolutely no one is getting it
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Just abandoned a hook up with a failing fashion designer who had a vision board made of computer paper and sharpie that read ✨ met gala ✨
#LA
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The problem with American education is that we are obsessed with Hellen Keller when we should be obsessed with her teacher.
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Each and every weekend I dare to ask: what if I make going to Mr. Sundays my entire personality.
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It's been five years since achieving marriage equality, but how far have we come? Spoiler alert: not far at all. My first for Bitch Media:
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Someone explain to me why the men I bagged in LA are like a full standard deviation hotter than my current NY prospects (this does NOT apply to regulars)
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God bless medical emergency response tops who work, and subsequently host, through the holidays
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Someone better be hosting some contingency orgies if it’s really about to storm all weekend…
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Why is there not a single critique of Hanya Yanagihara’s deranged, pathologically violent relationship to gay men???? Where is it???
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Super humbled to have conducted this interview with
@kstolak
about her premiere feature, PRAY AWAY. Check it out!
“Pray Away” is salient because it not only centers queer subjectivity but demonstrates that these problems are, above all, deeply human. (via
@sistopolis
@kstolak
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Realizing my therapist likes me more than when we started because now she consistently allows me to go 2-3 minutes over our allotted time.
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Walking down the street and a child, passing me, whispered “yas…”
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Hi new followers! Shameless plug that I write about culture and politics, leaping through whatever mental gymnastics I must to link them to my sex life. Hit me up with leads/pitches/etc!!!
I wrote about
@sniffiesapp
and the parasocial extremes of gay sex for one of my favorites,
@thebafflermag
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Wait… this is also happening on Malcolm X… does anyone know wtf is going on?
contrary to all the flooding greene ave is on fire
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A perfect take on
#MeToo
and the American Academy; I couldn’t conjure a more perfect article if I tried. Thank you,
@theorygurl
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I’m writing a piece on queer desire based on anonymous confessions. It would mean a lot if my thirst followers would participate. 💝 Please click below. All responses are optional and will remain anonymous!
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Men who post shit like this really just want the revolution to be ugly af to match their own dispirited, unoriginal martyrdom.
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Went on a date with a man who I fully expected to be 6’ and ended up being 5’2”. He was still hot so I put him in my pocket. He lives there now.
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Racial justice and labor justice can’t be separated. I’m proud to join my colleagues at
@PolicingEquity
in the formation of this union.
Staff at the Center for Policing Equity are excited to announce that we have formed a union! Our union, CPE United, is supported by a growing supermajority of current eligible staff members at CPE. Today, we submitted a petition to CPE leadership requesting voluntary recognition!
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The cultural contrasts between NY and LA are an obvious case in point in proving the inverse relationship between a city’s intellectual cache and the amiability of its residents, but name an exception that doesn’t prove the rule!
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My new work computer is a Dell and I am literally illiterate
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I don’t care how bad your English is it is never excusable to wear a sweater that says “Love Chaser.”
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Fucked up on ketamine desperately looking for Allison Roman on the Nowadays dance floor
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@firstopenlygay
If I recall correctly the app was sort a swept off the market because Apple bought the bump IP…
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Imagine thinking “taking responsibility” for your actions is actually just writing a memoir in which you quite literally capitalize on the trauma you caused an individual. You can object to cancel culture and still find this vile.
Amazing. I publish a memoir in 2010, at the age of 29, in which I recount having made the terrible decision to slap my HS girlfriend when I was 15. The book IS ABOUT my taking responsibility for my own actions. In 2020, someone periodically reports it to institutions I work with.
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@gossipbabies
It's the 360mg caffeine super-charged lemonades. The girls are living for it (until they're dying of it)
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Regrettable traits developed in quar: fucking with socks on
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this is just british food
Going deep on the yelp of the bar in florida where everyone got corona
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I’m on the hunt for a Bogotano cab driver who (a) doesn’t tell me about how the women “se mueven deliciosa” and (b) realizes I’m gay.
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Looking for articles on progressive American exceptionalism; i.e., progressives thinking of America as “exceptionally” ruthless, imperialist, etc. and ultimately still falling pray to the philosophical fallacy.
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Have you ever blown your nose and just like missed the tissue
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Fuck your Wordle score I wanna see your guess distribution
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Major missed opportunity to use the word “flaneur” and it not be annoying
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Am I going to wear progressively more beige as I age? Is that how this works?
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I have to thank the mean LA fags who have discouraged me from reply-guying hot men on this app by ruthlessly and publicly chaffing me every single time I do it. Classical conditioning works!
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Todd (my father) just sent our family group chat a video where the only discernible audio is him saying “leek scented.”
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Deeply curious about the motivations of men with perfect hairlines who choose to shave their heads
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Not related, but the twink tag is WAY more useful in LA (expected)
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Distraught by the enduring stream of evidence that I am in fact hotter in LA.
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If you know a barber in NY who can reproduce this haircut upon my return pls hmu
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Hi activist/union Twitter, I have a teacher friend striking being asked by her boss to not speak to the children about the strike lest she lose her job. Is this legal? Any ideas about recourse? Please get in touch.
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My most recent Hinge match is an 18-year old youtuber how’s your quarantine going
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I imagine pregnancy to feel like the hazy regret you feel after your fourth 12% DIPA (aptly named “palette mallet”), but for nine months.
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I just want to go on record as having promulgated the imminent environmental threat of gender reveals for YEARS
BREAKING: A gender reveal party sparked the
#ElDoradoFire
, which has resulted in hundreds of people fleeing their homes.
500 crew members are working in 100+ degree heat to put it out. It's now at 7,000 acres.
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Colombian flavor profile: watermelon Trident, poorly salted corn, petrol.
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I have simply never rooted for anyone harder. Beyond deserved.
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Patiently waiting for an animated gay porn series called Gooney Tunes…
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