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SHAWTY
1 month
I was FIRED last year because I was posting too hard. Out of respect for the company and a desire to not doxx myself, I kept most of the details hidden.  However, I’ve decided to heed the call of my Divine Mission to stand up and fight for all the posters out there just trying
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X is funding a lawsuit filed today by Chloe Happe against her former employer, Block. Block fired Chloe because of the political opinions she expressed on X. Chloe had two pseudonymous accounts on X, @bronzeageshawty and the now-deprecated @samsarashawty .  She did not reference…
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extremely mid. 6/10. in 1995 this would be the average man changing your oil at jiffy lube
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Men who carry water bottles out in public give me the ick. Especially at the airport. You can’t go a few hours without having your little sips of water? Carrying around anything is a feminine trait. The only things men should be carrying around are his wallet and a pocketknife.
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Tik tok zoomer generation has reached unprecedented levels of narcissism. They lack absolutely no concrete sense of self, so they have to categorize every aspect of existence and assign imaginary labels to define who they are. If they cannot identify themselves with these labels,…
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Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer
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Are women OK?
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5 months
Today I was fired from my job because of twitter. My twitter account was doxxed and reported to my employer. Terminated immediately. A job I had for 4 years. Please be careful on here if you have something to lose. The anons are not lying about the importance of opsec.
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5 months
I was talking to a Kindergarten teacher recently. She said that over half of her class can’t count to 10, and that they’re a year behind where they’re supposed to be on their reading compehension. When she tells the parents this, they give her a blank confused stare.
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7 months
The only distinction between men who don’t want their girl to look hot and men who want their woman covered up and dressing modestly is the level of his insecurity. Insecure men don’t want their girl looking desirable in public, for the insecure fear of losing her to another…
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Nah bro you didnt deserve that
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10 months
It’s sad to me that zoomers create these clips on tiktok. No one is living like this anymore. Everyone is just on their phone together. They are nostalgic for the upbringing of the millennial experience, something they will never have but subconsciously understand 😢
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9 months
Men say they take women swimming on the first date to test how much makeup they wear to cover up their natural appearance. Women should be taking men camping on the first date. If he can’t build and make a fire in 30 minutes, drop him immediately.
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2 months
instead of admitting they just want to have a tasty little treat before dinner men will make up some excuses like “diet hack” and “gut toxins”
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Golden Beaver
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one of the best diet hacks ive found is eating raw cheese with a lil honey 30 mins before a meal gut toxins go bye bye
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9 months
every time a girl films herself in the gym like this her spiritual body count increases by 1,000
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Censored Men
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Should women who wear revealing clothes to the gym complain when people look at them?
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10 months
The arc of a girls life is long but it always bends towards sitting in a room watching boys play video games
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5 months
I hope that one day the leftist regime does not rule, and that we can freely speak on our opinions, even behind a pseudo-anonymous twitter account, without losing our livelihoods. One day we will be free, and I hope the pendulum will swing.
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8 months
thinking about losing 5-10 lbs
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11 months
Only women in their Divine Feminine would understand being willing enough to take 83 year old Seed if it means their son will come out looking like this. You wouldn’t get it.
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I know that “iPad kids” is a millennial tier corny talking point now - but the consequences of this are real and they are happening.
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One time my ex boyfriend and I were going through airport security in South Korea. They detected cocaine on his passport so they pulled us aside and started strip searching him and all of our luggage. I was scared because he had 30 bars of Xanax hidden in there. The TSA agents…
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4 months
meaningless sex is out. in 2024 we are only fucking the men we want to marry
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3 months
I am formally announcing my departure as a Patreon subscriber of the Red Scare Podcast. One year ago, when they were making slight jokes with a racist affectation, I liked them so much that I decided to get a tattoo to commemorate them. However, a year later, my friends have
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5 months
Anyways, if you know a good lawyer, my DMs are open.
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@bronzeageshawty
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11 months
the red scare girls logging onto twitter and seeing the monsters (e-girls) they’ve created
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9 months
counterpoint
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aimee
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I don’t get this obsession with side profiles, it’s very terminally online, they only really matter in photos. I’ve never seen a person and thought they were attractive but, then changed my mind when I’d seen their brow ridge from the side
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11 months
Lizzo has become the regimes puppet. They will never let her lose weight. If she lost weight, who will be the sacrificial puppet for Wokeness? She burns 5000 calories on stage, they take her backstage and force-feed Mcdoubles down her throat like some sort of ritualistic torture
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5 months
They are narcissistic dopamine addicts looking for the next label to ascribe to themselves. Carefully crafted “mental illness” and gender identity labels don’t do it for them anymore. So now we are reaching deranged territory of “guy pretty” and “girl pretty”.
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women be like he beat my ass and that’s okay but he hates jews so that’s the final straw
@HippieReligious
The Religious Hippie NFP
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I once dated a guy who was physically and mentally abusive. I wasn’t allowed to order at restaurants or have my own plate of food, I had to be under 114lbs, I had to run a mile everyday or bike 2 miles under 10 minutes. I had to wear make up 24/7, I wasn’t allowed to complain,
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what exactly zero dick does to a woman:
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8 months
@coldhealing I keep staring at this image it’s so beautiful I want to cry
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1 year
Women are so ‘pick me’ that if the Handmaids Tale was honest the whole show would’ve been about the Handmaids scheming against each other to become the natal slave of the most Chad commander
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SHAWTY
9 months
Jack Donoghue is the rise of the working-class lowbie tier male that exudes the masculinity that women want. He has low social status but pulls high-value “cool” women because he embodies what the men in their social spheres lack. Rise of the quirked up white boy ❤️‍🔥
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3 months
the deranged tiktok zoomers are finding out about microchimerism
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5 months
No one soul searches anymore. They put labels in their instagram bio and look for themselves in online personality tests.
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9 months
I love when men find a big stick on a hike and spend the next 2 hours obsessing over a walking stick. It’s so cute. An interesting phenomena
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5 months
the canceled will inherit the earth
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11 months
If you don’t think tattoos are hot on a woman you may be low T
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4 months
will someone explain this
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If we all stopped bitching about the opposite sex on twitter constantly and started rabidly flirting with each other instead we’d be having so much more fun of an online experience
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10 months
if you have a tech job you’re spiritually unemployed
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@ResisttheMS
Resist the Mainstream
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🔴 Elon Musk Bankrolls Controversial 'E-Girl' in Lawsuit Against Her Former Employer
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I think most women would agree that they would rather fuck Tony Soprano than a ripped physique slave-laborer. Women will always flock to the man at the top of the hierarchy, regardless of looks.
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the most beautiful couples always look like they could be siblings
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When I was 19 marijuana sent me into a full-blown schizophrenic delusional episode where I believed that my dad was a serial killer, dropped hints to my family our whole lives, and was about to murder my entire family. I haven’t smoked since.
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Cernovich
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Marijuana can trigger a schizophrenic episode in people under 30, and especially under 25. This isn’t up for debate. Unless you have untreatable pain or some other medical condition, there’s no reason to mess with this stuff.
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5 months
Thinking about this guy I dated for a bit he told me upon meeting “I’m the craziest wigger you’ll ever meet” and got me addicted to xanax for a few months. but it would render me unconscious for 12-13 hours at a time. He died of a fentanyl overdose so I think he was giving me…
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5 months
if a girl knows who henry kissinger is she’s ran thru
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10 months
Insecure men are always mean to the women they have sexual or romantic interest in. The woman elicits desire within him. He doesn’t believe in his ability to attain her. He’s angry with himself for this, and instead lashes out on his object of desire. Confidence is key.
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10 months
when women are talking to a man, what’s mainly going on in his brain is some version of “how can I get her to have sex with me” when men are talking to women, everything he says is being filtered through 13 different layers of psychoanalysis
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9 months
Men will say that cooking is the woman’s job until a grill is whipped out in front of them. Suddenly a man who has never fried an egg in his life is an expert on cooking a perfectly medium rare steak over an open flame
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went to the quirked up shawty conference and everyone knew us
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women don’t want “practical” compliments because true love is not supposed to make you feel logical or practical. if a man truly loves his woman she is a 10 in his eyes. he would not tell her the “objective” view of her attractiveness. women want you to share delusional passion.
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5 months
the answer to the porn addiction problem? Love people in love don’t need porn
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thinking about the roman empire
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now I feel like I should do it in his honor
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me and the man i pulled by having a mental health crisis online
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girls want a beautiful psychopath that will commit
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the girls on right wing twitter just want to get married
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3 months
I have nothing to say I have nothing to post inside my brain is like a jar of viscous baby blue gelatin. I feel nothing
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watching this guy and girl sitting together taking on the bus. she’s cute, he’s ugly. I can tell she’s so annoyed by him. but he is excited to be talking to a girl. she keeps rolling her eyes and looking at her phone. I don’t know who’s side I’m on. I’ve been in her situation, I…
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10 months
The most important indicator of compatibility in a romantic relationship is how capable you both are of psychologically destroying each other
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yeah i’m weird looking. get over it f——t
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9 months
You select men based on their annual salary and healthcare benefits. I select men based on the skills he would be able to bring to the table when the power grid inevitably fails and we are forced to survive together. We are not the same.
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what do we think?
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7 months
goodbye California I’ll always love you, but you were a waste of time
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my nietzschean wigger twink bf
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I miss desert
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Seeing everyone be mean to this girl gave me a reality check about twitter. In my heart I can recognize when someone is a great person, and she is. She doesn’t deserve freaks giving her hate online when she clearly spreads Godliness and happiness to the people around her. You…
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Megan Basham
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Oh hey, few more details I just found about Caitlin. She's a Christian, went to Liberty U & previously worked at Waymaker Church & Passion to Reach Ministries. So if you sensed, as I did, that you were looking at a sister, you were right. Perhaps the image of Christ in her was
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5 months
If your gf is on SSRI’s that’s not your gf that’s the State’s gf
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Women should have the right to act silly and goofy online
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The “Crypto Bro” stands as one of the last bastions of risk-taking among men. Men used to voyage to new lands, duel to the death, play back alley poker games. What can they do now to be non risk-averse? Gamble with shitcoins.
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1 year
Tucker can finally go on Red Scare now
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3 months
my most libtarded opinion is that yeah we kinda stole the native american’s land and they have a right to be mad at us
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Fuck the USA... ITS ALL STOLEN LAND
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once I started posting my tits more people have been way nicer to me on here
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@NGl0b0 one cigarette can be tucked behind his ear. lighters are a no. he must only be using the matchbook he picked up at the local bar
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10 months
the only time zoomers hang their head outside of a car window to feel “alive” is when someone is recording it on their phone. and then the moment ends. and they post. authentic moments of joy experienced and shared without the expectation of poasting barely exist anymore.
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girl dinner
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I considered every possible outcome and consequence due to this. I knew my full name would be doxxed to the world. I knew it would limit future traditional liberal employment opportunities. I knew I would get a wave of backlash. But I did it anyways, because I am brave. I was…
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Lukas (computer) 🐂
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People replying like "You're not gonna win the case anyway!! Even if you did it's only like a 2k payout!!" are completely retarded She'll be able to leverage the spectacle into an amount I can 100% guarantee dwarfs your net worth if you're on Twitter seething over this
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the “e-girl” is different than the “right wing woman” online because the e-girl acts as a timeline courtesan. the e-girl is not here to post stuffy commentary on politics or culture. the e-girl is here to post selfies, be provocative, and entertain the boys. these women can learn
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everyone talks about the bpd ex gf but nobody talks about the bpd ex bf. the purely unhinged feminine chaos of bpd mixing with high T male aggression will literally ruin the lives of every person he touches
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Men who own dogs are cucked by them worse than wives. They have to carry around plastic bags with them in public and scoop up dog shit. Just passed by a hot guy picking up dog shit and it made me unattracted. Women are meant to be cleaning up after babies, changing diapers, etc.
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me reblogging Nietzsche quotes on tumblr at age 17
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Ask any woman. She’d fuck Elon in a heartbeat. Why? His sheer power, not his looks.
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He actually ended up being hot. But he showed me his $450 “portfolio” on Robinhood on his phone, and his finger slipped on the screen and revealed it was a screenshot. I called him out for this but he kept insisting it was his portfolio.
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@ChillToPower
Merchant of Peace
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@bronzeageshawty I will take you to Outback Steakhouse if we live in the same state
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4 months
new breed of wigger unlocked
@GoldingBF
Paul Golding
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Tens of thousands of white Britons convert to Islam every year. For some reason, a lot of these converts embrace the American black ghetto rap culture.
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remember girls, if he’s ignoring you, he’s actually talking to a hotter girl than you and it’s so over. believe that suspicion and paranoia it’s always right!
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have you considered that you are trapped inside of the story that you’re telling yourself
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55 year old toothless man at the gas pump across from me just paid for my gas. but then he told me I looked 18, wanted to spank me, and said my airpods were giving me radiation poisoning. I just got in my car and drove away. At least I got free gas
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“you’re a virgin who can’t drive” used to be an insult, now on twitter it is a value prop
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i’d divorce my husband if he snored really loud at night. sorry but that’s a life of misery. sleep deprivation takes years off your life. I used to have a boyfriend that snored really loud. I’d smother him with a pillow until he stopped. but it wouldn’t last long.
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men get in shape to dominate other men not to attract women
@DisgracedProp
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A man who gets in shape to attract women is as smart as a woman who gets rich to attract men.
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I went to NYC expecting sex tourism and all that I got was autistic men explaining race science to me in a chinatown basement
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4 months
merry christmas shawties
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I am pro e-dating. Courting someone on twitter has a much higher success rate than playing the endless game of tinder date-that-feels-like-job-interview roulette with the 5th soulless normie of the month. Lock me in the psych ward and throw away the key. This is the future.
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saila
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dating a guy from twitter should get you admitted to a pysch ward
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Can a girl who hit the wall fall in love with a boy who has experienced twink death?
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I’d honestly love to see a single one of you fucking chronically online nerds even try to “take a warbride” lmao shut up
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yes hello I am back in New Mexico
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I called the wigger hotline and you didn’t even pick up
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