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I am a non-vegetarian. I eat everything, even tried Kangaroo meat. I believe in inclusivity, letting people practice their own religion and practices. But butchering animals in housing societies which have a population that doesn’t believe is your religion is just not done.
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The chaos in Pune - Mumbai express way by
#MSRDC
#IRB
is at its peak. Every year the toll increases. For zero traffic management, zero maintenance ? Road barricades are broken, fastags machines having network issues. what are paying for exactly?
@nitin_gadkari
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No toll on private vehicles they claim. Will we be getting refund for all the toll we have paid in last few years then?
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Finally experienced the traffic mayhem at the
#puneuniversity
square . Congratulations
#pune
on reaching this level of chaos ! Well deserved for never speaking out
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Loving the the new Smart ideas for
#Smartcity
. Putting up light poles in front of newly installed signals. So that both can be re installed over and over again for more money. Indeed smart !
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This is exactly opposite of inclusiveness, secularism, or being liberal. Harming others beliefs for your own, is being regressive. Either choose a society where everyone is of your belief or be a part on inclusive society where there has to be common consensus . Goes both ways .
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#shauq
is hands down the best Hindi song in a long long time . Can’t get over it
@swanandkirkire
@ItsAmitTrivedi
@varungrover
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It’s extremely disappointing to see the state of Mumbai Air quality! The terribly mismanaged town planning. Entire city is covered in layer of dust.
@mybmc
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Who says the circus industry is dead? Just the clowns have been replaced
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जवळपास संमपूर्ण महाराष्ट्र भर हीच अवस्था आहे .
When govt is not giving 2 day’s delay to collect the tax from salaried employees?who is responsible to maintain the roads or Hinjawadi IT Park roads ..absolutely pathetic conditions
@midc_india
@mieknathshinde
@AjitPawarSpeaks
@Dev_Fadnavis
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It’s extremely disappointing to see the state of Mumbai Air quality! The terribly mismanaged town planning. Entire city is covered in layer of dust.
@mybmc
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Unparliamentary language is officially parliamentary now !
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Put your head down. Create art ! Make your country proud! Go beyond language !
#BiennaleCinema2020
Il regista di
#TheDisciple
#ChaitanyaTamhane
e il suo cast sul red carpet di
#Venezia77
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You mean the most popular ‘Hindi’ Shows right ?
The wait ends as we present you the IMDb Top 50 Most Popular Indian Web Series of all time ✨
Determined by fans. Always 💛
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Two biggest all party scams in Maharashtra are the forever under construction Mumbai Goa highway and the flyover opposite DY Patil college Navi Mumbai.
#nobodyspeak
#nobodygetchocked
@mygovMaha
@mygovindia
@nitin_gadkari
@mieknathshinde
@RajThackeray
@Dev_Fadnavis
@OfficeofUT
@PawarSpeaks
@AjitPawarSpeaks
@SupriyaShrinate
@supriya_
हा मुद्दा सरकार मधले केव्हा विरोधक , कधीच , कोणालाच का महत्वाचा वाटत नाही? कोकणी माणूस सुधा १० वर्ष गप्प आहे.
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If a mad man is throwing stones and you are backing him, and having a laugh at his expense, wait till he turns around. Don’t support madness !
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How many municipal corporations haven’t conducted elections when they should have ? X users ? Any data available ? Let’s name a few
The commencement of the 12th examination today was marred by the aggravating traffic congestion in Pune, causing distress among the students. The extensive traffic jam surrounding multiple examination centers in Pune resulted in delayed arrivals of students, consequently leading…
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I have a joke about about being sexists but are you man enough to get it ?
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Is it true that
#MUV
just like
#SUV
will draw close to 40% tax now in
#india
? 22 % cess up and above 28% GST ? If yes May be that’s why they are keeping the
#potholes
intact. Rough roads = More people opting for SUVs MUVs = More Tax collected!
#masterstroke
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Very well put. Also before you troll please give it a thought . It happens everywhere Bengal, Jharkhand , UP, Maharashtra, Delhi , rather in the entire country. We are defaming the country more by the inaction. Attacking the victim won’t help.
Large parts of India are dirty. Large parts of India are unsafe.
People like to post random videos of homeless people on the streets in America. And then claim it's the same everywhere (no it isn't). Or cherrypick statics about crimes against women, and claim that things aren't…
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#kalina
flyover पूर्ण होण्या आधी सुरु केला. आता उड्डाण पुला वर
#trafficjam
आणि खाली रस्ते रेकामे . उड्डाणचोट पण बाकी काय .
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Just took 3 buses and 1 train for a transit at the Dubai airport. I think our flight dropped us in Thane.
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Technical experts on UPI transaction - parking tickets for
@mybmc
being collected on a private UPI numbers. Shouldn’t some official business account be linked to it ? P.S. Dear trollers it’s just a query. ‘These people are want everything for free’ argument doesn’t work here .
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भाडीपा आणि आसोवा चा हा माझा लाड���ा video नक्की बघा . बोली भाषा का प्रमाण भाषा ह्या वर हे भाष्य तुम्हाला नक्की आवडेल ! चांग भलं ! Bhasha Ani Boli | Ft.
@AapaliSosalVaahini
| Marathi Bhasha Day Special |... via
@YouTube
@BhaDiPa
@paulamcglynn
#asova
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Building bottle necks on roads are part of Indian culture and heritage now. Make sure we preserver them . It’s a key to our town planning. By passes are built not to pass the city but so that we can sell highway touch flats and allow these bottle necks to truly flourish .
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Who needs a bridge ? How does it matter if corruption ruins a city? Why do we need municipal elections? Spirits are high and that’s good enough.
पुलाची गरज काय? लाचखोरी ने शहर उद्ध्वस्त केले तरी काय फरक पडतो? महापालिका निवडणुका कशाला हव्यात? आम्ही खुशाल आहतो!
Incredible. A bridge in Mumbai can’t open fully because the connector to it - has a height gap. And they didn’t know about it.
This is Mumbai’s rotten and incompetent municipal corporation. In any other sphere they would have been rendered unemployable.
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Happens regularly at Lonavla. Once had to block the traffic for 15 mins to get the refund. Clearly the naka belongs to person of immense power.
@MSRDC9
and
@mygovMaha
are aware about, so many people have raised this issue but nothing changes.
@nitin_gadkari
"अरे लूट थांबवा रे ही ..", मुंबई-पुणे एक्स्प्रेस हायवे टोलवर कवी सौमित्र यांची संतप्त फेसबुक पोस्ट
#KishorKadam
#Toll
#MumbaiPune
#ExpressWay
#MTCard
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‘Ek baar toh yun hoga, thoda sukun hoga,
Na dil mein kasak hogi, na sar pe junoon hoga.’
RIP - Irfan!
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Biggest talent hunt by
@bhadipa
across Maharashtra!
BhaDiPa hunting for its next Marathi comic, to use college fests as a platform
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The state of inside roads in
#khar
#Santacruz
is great for an off roading experience. They have dug up the Chitrakar Dhurandhar Marg for a record 8th time in a year.
@mybmc
did you find gold and diamonds yet ?
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#YearEnd
List :
Fav film : Oppenheimer
Fav Indian Film : Atmapamphlet
Fav Podcast : Real Dictators - Noiser
Fav Live performance: Hamilton
Fav Jam : Midnight Dipper
Fav Artist : Samabata Don
Fav Series: Beef (Netflix)
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Every year this flyover and the one after that opposite DY patil gets entirely re-built post monsoon. This scam has been running on for a decade at least. parties have changed hands and things don’t change.
@nitin_gadkari
@AjitPawarSpeaks
@CMOMaharashtra
@OfficeofUT
@prithvrj
Long traffic jam at Sion-Panvel Highway towards
#Mumbai
, due to potholes over Uran Phata flyover in Navi Mumbai.
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जोरदार सुरवात ! लोभ असावा !
Marathi Film
#NaachGaGhuma
advance booking in pune 👌👌👌
Movie recorded solid advance booking in all over Maharashtra as today is a big holiday in the state for 1st may labours Day.
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Watching
@HBO
‘s
#ChernobylHBO
should be made compulsory in schools at the age of 14 as soon as that nationalist testosterone hits its peak.
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Not an avid BiggBoss viewer but good to hear that
#NehaShitole
is doing so good and making it to the top. She always has been strong.
#NehaWinninghearts
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‘Why do you focus on the negative sides of our
#motherland
?’ they said, ‘look at the positives’ . Isn’t that the point we say… If we focus on the positive we will build an ego, if we focus on negatives we will build our
#nation
.
#freedom
#freedomtoquestion
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Soon the lies would be caught, soon the numbers will come out, soon we will know how many tests are happening ? Soon we will know why there are so many dead bodies? But we won’t care by then. As soon the nation will face an external threat or an IPL final.
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Will take a strong political and administrative will power to save India from
#plasticwaste
. We all are equally responsible but constant bombarding of the idea will help big time. Remember how those govt campaigns
#schoolchalehum
#polio
#aids
#nirodh
impacted us ?
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Thank you
@FilmCompanion
for featuring us on this elite list. Often use to get punished in the school for disrupting the class. Never new it’s a positive sign !!! FC Disruptors: BhaDiPa
#filmcompanion
#bhadipa
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The way parents, school busses park & behave sets an example for the coming generations. Clearly kids are picking up on bad habits. Parenting should include civic sense training. I thank may parents for teaching me civic sense.
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Once this man said the most relatable dialogue ever! If it was said today, it would have been the most memeable line ever
#meme
#angoor
#Gulzar
#devenverma
“ लगता है साब पागल हो गये”
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@CMOMaharashtra
@AUThackeray
@mohol_murlidhar
@mybmc
would it be sensible to start an emergency nursing training programme for civilians who want to volunteer right now? Health workers are getting exhausted by overload. Perhaps we can provide them one day relief every week.
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I mean we aren’t still allowed to say anything right ? It’s all for the greater good in 2024 I suppose.
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@Abhitweit
Nope it does . My mother is a vegetarian she doesn’t like watching it. I don’t make her watch me cook . But she doesn’t stop me from eating it. I respect her , she respects me.
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Recently they served a quarter of an onion on the side in a restaurant, with a butter chicken I ordered . Surprised I asked the manager ‘how can you afford it? ‘ He said ‘the onion has been charged for, butter chicken is for free! ‘
#OnionPriceHike
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लक्षात ठेवा - गंगाधरच शक्तिमान आहे आणि लक्ष्याच गंगाराम आहे.
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Today evening Casting Couch with
@amey_ameyjwagh
@NiDharm
featuring the incredible
@AjayAtulOnline
episode is coming out! Are you ready ?????
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This is not from any
#firecrackers
this
#smog
is from unorganised construction . And this isn’t
#Delhi
this is
#mumbai
.
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Thank you for fucking up with our bags
@IndiGo6E
in our first trip after lockdown. Who steals bag belts? Shameful and disgusting !
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My second stand up video. Do share if you like it. This one is on my personal channel and not on
@BhaDiPa
. So I need all your support
#Trollhunters
#marathi
#SayNoToWar
#NotMyPresident
#IStandFor
#realStandUp
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There is no one more undisciplined than the Indian Parents picking up their kids in a big ass Car from a school. They waste all the money they spent in the school to discipline their kids by some immediate practical unlearning.
#parenting
#pickup
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Littering should be made a criminal offence. Waste management and civic sense should a subject for 100 marks in schools. It’s sick to watch how our hills and rivers are becoming a garbage heap!!!!
#SwachhBharat
@PMCPune
@mybmc
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Keep you presumption aside . This one is going to help you heal in a strange way . Do watch it in theatres !
@atul_kulkarni
#adwaitchandan
#AamirKhan
@Viacom18Studios
#KiranRao
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I had seen
#AIB
live at a weekender in Pune and always wondered would one day such big festivals consider going the regional route? And here we are in 3 years with our first NH7 gig.
#DontForce
a spot
#GoEarn
a spot #मराठी
@BhaDiPa
From the world of
@BhaDiPa
comes the Secret Marathi Standup, where the best of Marathi stand-up comedians from the circuit showcase their best, only at the happiest music festival. Get tickets now:
#Lineup2019
#BacardiNH7
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#mahavitran
used the infamous
#duckworth
#lewis
method this month to calculate the electricity bill. Now we know how South Africans felt in 1992 !
@NitinRaut_INC
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मुसळधार पाऊसनी काही damage झाल्याने आजचा Royal Opera House चा Housefull शो postpone करत आहोत. घरी बसा , safe रहा. आम्ही पण थोडे रडत घरी बसतो पण लवकरच तुम्हाला तिथेच येऊन हसवू ! ❤️🩹❤️🩹
@BhaDiPa
@sendtomandar
@pushkarbendre
@AlsoOmkarRege
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So the government will keep our TCS for a year with them. Even if we not liable to pay it. Use that money for a year without paying us interest on it Right? And this is happening in many more case than credit cards already.
#Masterstroke
Had a Great Discussion at NDTV
Explained some of the Most Important Doubts around the 20% TCS while using Credit Cards on Foreign Travel
This is in Hindi, Do watch and RT 🙏
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2 massive announcements! Thank you
@EndemolShineIND
for believing in good writing!
@BhaDiPa
.
@Abhishek_S_Rege
, CEO, ESI - "We are pleased to collaborate with a creative powerhouse brand like
@BhaDiPa
& Gulbadan Talkies."
@theblindassasin
@GauravS_Gokhale
@anusha_nkumar
@paulamcglynn
@sarangsathaye
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And what if you don’t believe in any existing religion?
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Dear
@mybmc
I know you regret the inconvenience caused to us , but this patch of Sherly Rajan road behind, Carter road, near Rizvi has become a dump yard for your team for 3 months. If it’s not too much on inconvenience for you, could you please clear it ?
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And I thought nothing can beat the script of CWC2019 finals
Ajit Pawar's decision to support the BJP to form the Maharashtra Government is his personal decision and not that of the Nationalist Congress Party (NCP).
We place on record that we do not support or endorse this decision of his.
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This one is for you Baba! Miss you a lot on this day
होऊ दे viral ! New web series, new energy , new cast ! Hoping for your love and support!
#comingsoon
#bhadipa
#webseries
#marathi
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Takes 30 mins for 6 kms from Jogeshwari to parle, that too at 2 pm (not a peak hour). The reason is terribly planned airport entry exits doubled with indiscipline’s lane cutting by the commuters. No amount of public transport can make Western Express Highway bearable !
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Bandra ani SoBo var kele na joke. Pune 4 bandra madhe nahi yet ? 🤣. Sorry ajante pane manatli chimukli dukhavle asel tar .
Observations from Sarang Sathaye’s live show ‘Jagatbhaari’ yesterday at TiSma.
1. Show started & ended on time. Ithe punya chya pethet vadhalela Sarang disto.
2. Show was a laugh riot.
3. I came back feeling a bit offended, he made jokes on Varje, Kothrud, Pimpale Saudagar but…
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मराठी Stand Up साठी आभिमानाची गोष्ट ! आम्ही येत आहोत Royal Opera ला ! Proud Moment for
@BhaDiPa
! First ever Marthi Stand Up Show at Royal Opera House , Mumbai !
#vernacular
is now
@sendtomandar
@AlsoOmkarRege
@pushkarbendre
#vernacooler
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Aai aani Mi wins best marathi web series at the Zee Talkies Comedy Awards 2018!!
@BhaDiPa
@VarunNarvekar
@AlokRajwade
#RenukaDaftardar
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@AnimalTheFilm
If they are lovers then it’s Geetanjali who gets betrayed truly. She should ask the ‘Man’ to lick her feet. Pretty escapist comeback. Honestly had liked the film for its brashness. But so much defending ? I guess no matter who you are society approval matters.
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@mybmc
@tajmahalfoxtrot
Stop auto generated replies. You know what that man is pointing at . ‘Any person or agency who engages any person for manual scavenging in violation of the provisions of the MS Act, 2013 is punishable under Section 8 of the above Act,’
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Soon a certain airline will be bullied into selling its fleet I feel . This is how overnight the winds change
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There are two types of pulp fiction
- Manohar khaniya (Crime and love fiction)
- Manohar B ki jhoothi Kanhaiya ( Idiot’s fiction)
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#Pune
#Mumbai
expressway toll lines are longer than 2kms. Still the lanes are not open for toll free passage. Are they allowed to collect the toll when the lanes are choked ?
@nitin_gadkari
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Just following up on my old tweets. The biggest reason for traffic jams on pune mumbai expressway has been the shoddy barricading at road work sites. Debris lying around. This doesn’t use to be a case just a few years ago.
#msrdc
@MSRDC9
@mygovMaha
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#BhaDiPa
with Team
@yzthefilm
.
@BhaDiPa
wins it first ever award. Thank you
@AaplaZeeTalkies
#ZeeComedyAwards
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Dear
@bankofbaroda
first of all I had to wait for a month to get a debit card, now your ATMs are not working, have been trying to download your app instead for an hour now, as you want (forcing) me to. Why don’t you start money order service instead? Might me faster !
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@mygovMaha
@mygovindia
@nitin_gadkari
@mieknathshinde
@RajThackeray
@Dev_Fadnavis
@OfficeofUT
@PawarSpeaks
@AjitPawarSpeaks
@SupriyaShrinate
@supriya_
हा मुद्दा सरकार मधले केव्हा विरोधक , कधीच , कोणालाच का महत्वाचा वाटत नाही? कोकणी माणूस सुधा १० वर्ष गप्प आहे.
Viral | Deteriorated situation of Mumbai Goa Highway between Lanja & Rajapur highlighted by an angry traveller.
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Please watch this till end!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ! Ha ha ha ha
Oh bhai bhai bhai….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Watch till end !
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Biggest advantages of cement road :
-Don’t have to maintain often
-Easier to skid and try a Tokyo Drift
- Free water parks for all
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Is the China boycott applicable on Rakhi and friendship band shopping too? I am going to just avoid the festivals for safety.
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Got to play a father to this cutie in this latest
#keralatourism
ad.
#HappyFatherDay
Open up on the breathtaking beaches, backwaters and hills of God's Own Country. Reconnect with absolute joy and peace. And rediscover that magical sense of togetherness.
#ComeTogetherInKerala
#Kerala
#KeralaTourism
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राणी तिच्या नवऱ्याला आनंद म्हणते,
पण आनंदची आई आनंदला गोट्या म्हणते.
आता हा गोट्या ऊर्फ आनंद ट्रेलरमध्ये बघाच तुम्ही!
१७ एप्रिल ला येतोय आपल्या ‘नाच गा घुमा’
#naachgaghuma
#1stmay2024
#नाचगंघुमा
#EverestMarathi
#EverestEntertainment
#HiranyagarbhaManoranjan
@PanoramaMovies
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हसण्याने माणसाचं आयुष्य वाढतं असं म्हणतात...त्यामुळे अनेकांचे आयुष्य वाढवायला, पुलंच्या हास्यकथांनी पुलकीत असा “भाई – व्यक्ती की वल्ली” या चित्रपटाचा ट्रेलर येतोय आज आपल्या भेटीला. इथे फसवणूक नाही, फक्त हसवणुक मिळे !
#Bhaai
#January4
@irawatiharshe
@sarangsathaye
@Viacom18Movies
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