A Flower in a Vase in the Past
@sadwhitegrrl
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An extremely loud leftist homebody who cohosts a comedy podcast about The Bachelor franchise. Writer and musician. Queer. She/her.
Boise, ID
Joined September 2011
Me trying to send messages to my workplace when Slack is down
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sorry if I've been off lately I've been dealing with some stuff that I'll be dealing with forever
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āWe didnāt agree on everythingā okay but why donāt you start with the things you did If I like pudding pops Iām not gonna be like āI didnāt always agree with Bill Cosbyā
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itās just very telling if the nicest thing anybody can say about you is that you have relatives
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I love how when Trump goes five days without openly violating the U.S. Constitution we just all assume he passed away
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Itās called Vanderpump Rules
Can someone make a horror movie about how quickly people can get sucked into making a food service job their whole life and they end up only being friends, dating, and hanging out at their place of work
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one of the most important things I've learned in life, and I can't stress this enough: you gotta make a salad in a bigger bowl than you think
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They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight
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itās a really good thing cherries have pits. itās like a slow feeder dog bowl for a guy like me who loves cherries in a way thatās dangerous to my digestive system. if they were any easier to eat iād be cherry sick every day of summer
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imagine being an indie musician and you get broken up with through voicemail. fuckin' jackpot
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this is the plot of severance
the two worst feelings in the world are not having a job and having a job
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āitās all in your headā correct! unfortunately i am also in there
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ākeeps the scoreā is not a violent enough description of whatever the fuck my body does
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i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess
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oh so just because I made several purchases money gets deducted from my bank account?
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I donāt think people are really grasping how expensive things are going to be in about six weeks time.
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THE REHEARSAL season 2 opening with Nathan Fielder appearing like a ghoul out of hell should be in the TV shot hall of fame
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