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@ryanesmith15

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Husband to @theToriKSmith . Dad. @CEIdotorg Editor. Wicked big Boston sports fan. VLS KMS. @NTU , @Heritage , and @GOP alum. Tweets/likes are my own

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Ryan Smith
7 months
Some important personal news, I’m gonna be a dad!
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Tori K Smith
7 months
Coming out of my Senate staffer Twitter hiatus to share some exciting personal news…FINALLY making @ryanesmith15 a dad this August!!!
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@Grandalph_365 @SebastianLundh1 @benshapiro Please learn some basic chemistry. Sodium is a malleable metal that reacts explosively with water. Chlorine is a poisonous gas. When put together, you get table salt.
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@Stone_tossers @DelusionPosting My favorite part of this is that the Majin belt has been turned to Wumbo
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@LodwigR @luigiluigi49491 @Pokemon He literally changed his name because he's mad at a video game
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@TerribleMaps If I'm reading this correctly, areas of intense conflict with few scientific institutions correlate almost perfectly with a lack of colorblindness!
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@MrAndyNgo @revnatscider Nu male smile remains undefeated
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@qikipedia I feel like this is just begging a clever headline writer to title an article: “Does Betteridge’s Law state that any headline ending with a question mark can be answered by the word ‘no?’”
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@AF632 @tcberenson @TIME @mollyesque Don't you know that a three hour tour can lead to years stranded on an island with a skipper, a millionaire and his wife, a movie star, a professor and his assistant?
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@BoundingComics I mean, he's correct in that moviegoers did not go to see his movie
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@j_robert_kirk @Grandalph_365 @SebastianLundh1 @benshapiro I was responding to the idiotic claim that "mercury is mercury is mercury." Quite the appeal to authority for someone who wants people not to believe the authorities 😂
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@Rezu55 @LodwigR @luigiluigi49491 @Pokemon Wasn't a criticism of the effort he put in, it was a criticism about how seriously he takes, and I can't stress this enough, a children's video game. Reading comprehension is important
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@j_robert_kirk @Grandalph_365 @SebastianLundh1 @benshapiro I think you replied to the wrong post here. Are you trying to claim that salt isn't sodium chloride?
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@jtLOL And then the plane clapped
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@barstoolsports ...back to being arguably a professional sports franchise?
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@heckyessica I really wish they’d stop devaluing the rank I attained through hard work and years of scouting with a great troop. That troop was over 100 strong when I made Eagle. Now they’re barely a tenth the size, 9 years later
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@Internet_TLCM So they get to choose the pronouns you use but they can’t accept using correct nouns that you prefer?
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@Jared_Carrabis God, why did I read this in Gerry’s voice?
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4 years
@NatGeo Notably they also had a reign of terror, murdered people for political reasons, suppressed religious freedom and destabilized France for hundreds of years, but yeah, let's pretend none of that happened.
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@bethanyshondark Even without having something awful directly happen to them people can acknowledge what a terrible year it’s been. Everyone has been separated from loved ones and been cooped up for ages. Not to mention watching small business around them crumbling and witnessing riots
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@Not_the_Bee It wasn't even a mod, it just changed it to the international version of the game
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@whsmahoney @kirkmin Can't help you there. The funeral plans are made. @BigSteve207 has already been invited, and you know Robinson's Rules, he's going to be there.
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@Thomas_Carrieri I'm just imagining the road rash from sliding...
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@PunchingCat Purrberus
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@Sandbagger_01 Between this and The Great, if I had a nickel for every time that Jason Isaacs played a powerful Russian leader in a comedic way, I'd have two nickels, but it's weird that it happened twice.
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@ruth_schleifer @nytimes Immediately? Scott Stedman reported this weeks ago and today was their first official statement on the matter
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She’s finally here! I’m a dad!
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Tori K Smith
25 days
Another brief return from my Twitter hiatus to introduce our precious daughter Maeve Kelley Smith. Born on 8/28/24 at 4:10pm! She’s 7lbs 3oz and 21in long. @ryanesmith15 and I are just smitten with this girl 🎀 Me and baby are doing well and we are all glad to be home!
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@dnharper @politicalmath He literally only said "right-leaning protestors." You assumed the Jan. 6 part.
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2 years
@Gitabushi @BillKristol Republicans certainly aren't faultless in attacking some of these, notably free trade, effective/robust foreign policy and 2A at times, but my response to that isn't to run to the party that has never supported those priorities.
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@LonghornSloth @nodrectionhome Pretty sure the greater Boston area has more Irish-Americans than the island
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@SonnyBunch I can tell you that I am shocked to find that the most recent tweets on her account are parroting Hamas propaganda
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@PunchingCat Mine loves pizza too
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@commonsense258 @Public_Citizen And even then it likely wouldn’t happen. It’s unconstitutional
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@NFL_Memes He’s gonna be an awesome wide receiver for the patriots someday
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@Soyim_and_Goyim @Based_Mr_L Yeah… in Fates, Corrin is Azura’s cousin and Shigure is Azura’s son as well as a potential husband for female Corrin…
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@DavidRutz And if you say it 5 times in front of a mirror, Bill Kristol appears
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@benshapiro I'm only ok with this if he brings on a British apprentice to succeed him named Lara Croft
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@MoMoneyBillson @neontaster I’m pretty sure this is sarcasm
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@JohnWeisman1 @JewishWorker A great example of of Laconic wit. Spartans were from an area of Greece called Laconia. Spartans were known for their short replies. Xerxes said his arrows would blot out the sun, so they responded "So we shall fight in the shade." Another great one was "If"
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@IAMMGraham So sad to hear that, I grew up listening to Jay on 96.9. He’ll be missed
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@senatorshoshana Sextualists?
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Some professional news, today is my first day at my new job as a Communications Associate with @NTU !
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@Thomas_Carrieri Nope, only Brady. And they're actively screwing us now that he's gone
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4 years
@BoundingComics How would anyone know? I figured he'd blocked everyone for telling him to "Shut up, Wesley."
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Some professional news, today is my first day as an Editor for @ceidotorg ! Excited to get started!
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@SalMinellaUtube @OrwellNGoode Meh, a lot of things people assign to "boomers" nowadays are really Gen X
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@Rothmus Next John Wick looks lit
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@senatorshoshana Gonna need East Virginia to propose a bill to get rid of occupational licensing for unicorns
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California girl, 6, gets 'unicorn license' after sending letter to county: 'Would like your approval'
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@DudespostingWs Big L. Even if it’s not fake, now both he and his dog are homeless
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My wife @theToriKSmith joined the Catholic Church last night at the Easter Vigil!
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@memeslich Son of Arathorn every day of the week over the Prince Who Was Promised
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@exjon No it's Tablet V, that's Gilgamesh and the Order of the Phoenix
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3 years
If you haven't been listening to #thecase , you're missing out on the best true crime podcast going
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@Saif_Ansari9 @ChristinaTasty @GameSpot Ah yes, the people who value dedication to the source material would hate it if a movie today stuck to events exactly how they happened in a book written in 1955…? You think a lot of people would be calling Tolkien woke?
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@solepore @No1SteelerFan @NotMrTibbs I'm a die hard Red Sox fan and I think that this guy's take is nuts. Jeter was one of the greatest to ever play the game, I'd applaud a unanimous decision
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@karol Bc they want to bury you in nonsense rather than reporting about the stock markets nosediving and the Fed raising interest rates again
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@EverydayWarren You either die at "lol" or live long enough to see yourself become "..."
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@kirkmin I forgot how awful Jen Royle was, but she always finds a way to remind us
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@AspiringDT @OrwellNGoode Wait till he finds out what the German tribes did to cause the fall of the empire
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2 years
@Goodtweet_man This poll is basically like an "Um Actually" question. If someone didn't go to a Catholic school or remember the distinction between person and nature in the Catechism, they probably would get it wrong. Most of the laity importantly remembers 100% God and 100% Man
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@thatstarwarsgrl Shin Hati doesn't do much for me, honestly, but Baylon Skoll being so good makes me even sadder that we lost Ray Stevenson
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How do we nominate @damintoell for this?
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the world famous mayo bath in all its glory
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@OliverJia1014 *Laughs in Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact*
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@medved_bjj @neontaster Old journalism trick. "Some are saying" or "critics say" really means "I am saying" without the commitment
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@allahpundit Can't wave if you're in handcuffs
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@OregonMapGuy @NixonEnjoyer Trail of tears/plantation slave owner, Klan sympathizer who screened Birth of a Nation at the White House, Japanese Internment Camps, racist who routinely used the n word…
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@sisterinferior Just as Augustus crossed a line that shouldn’t have been crossed when sacrificing Caesar’s assassins, doing this would have permanently damaged the Republic
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@DelusionPosting I forgot they didn't cast an actual Saiyan as Goku in this abomination
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@senatorshoshana "Wow this Jamesia O'Keefe girl is hot, I should tell her the office gossip about my boss!"
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@dcexaminer They need him so badly.
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@CptMuchoTexto That’s Mark Dice, he’s a comedian
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@aelfred_D Ah yes, I nearly forgot that part of the Profession of Faith "I believe in all Churches whether holy and apostolic or not"
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@sunnyright She could put TurboTax out of business if she supported simplifying the tax code
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@BoundingComics Her acting was awful, I’ll agree but overall the episode wasn’t bad. I liked it better than the terrible episode with the doctor earlier this season
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@cwil91 @benshapiro It's Disney and Kathleen Kennedy though. They'd never allow a man to succeed Indy
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@LeaksPokemon I'm only disappointed they're solely Fighting type, would've made more sense if they were Water/Fighting
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@RobProvince College student means Gen Z. Don’t you put that evil on my generation Ricky Bobby!
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@BoundingComics When I read reviews saying 'it could've been worse,' I just figured that was a figure of speech
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@BoundingComics Meh, if they let Ryan Reynolds have creative control they've got a chance
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3 years
Your pet vs who/what they’re named after:
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@Kyochi_Myogo @damintoell First rule of HIPPA, don’t talk about HIPPA
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@QuinHillyer @Holden114 I think the point is that she doesn't insist on people using the title, and her supporters don't enforce the use
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@CalebJHull Wait till they find out China has all their information now
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@BabylonBeePod They can't say that though. They need the legitimacy that comes with having the author "on their side." Otherwise they can't like the material. Just look what happened when JKR started mildly disagreeing with them. They can't hide behind the death of the author, they cancel HP.
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@Va2Suzi @retro704 @HarrisonKrank When you vote to remove their rights and property
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@PatrickHauf @MatthewFoldi @FreeBeacon I knew my home state was really far gone, but I didn’t realize just how far gone they’ve gotten
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@conservmillen Ah yes, the “Christian” with the symbol of the Norse pantheon tattooed prominently on his chest. Seems legit
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@alt_tag @ruth_schleifer @nytimes Just did, still read the part about how no one ever met the guy in person, which is a lie. And if you don’t think that they knew about this when the rest of DC has known it as an open secret for months if not years, I can’t help you
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