Captain Planet Reviews Leftist Memes
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Cleaning up the planet one leftist meme at a time. DM submissions, and I'll grade leftists' ability to meme.
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How this gimmick account works:
I take a leftist meme and I grade it on the five criteria listed in this meme below
We'll also rate the texto. Texto Ratings: Zilch, Minimo, Moderado, Mucho, HOLY SHIT JUST WRITE A NOVEL
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WE MADE IT, EVERYONE! IT'S BEEN 22.3 YEARS!
Okay, I'm an idiot. I rewatched the clip, it was 22.3 years. Everybody set your calendars again: DECEMBER 30th, 2023!
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Yeah.
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teachers in Nazi Germany hid books to avoid being arrested. teachers in Republican Florida are hiding books to avoid being arrested. any questions
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Leftists' obsession with the Attack Helicopter meme years after its death is a testament to its success.
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I'll do you one better
Can someone add the Palestine flag to this?
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Leftists aren't even trying to beat the establishment accusations
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I hate living in a time where this sign has to be put up
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90% of the replies:
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I'm not saying hbomberguy is responsible for what happened. I just find it funny how the same crowd that spent the last decade dying on the "you're responsible for your audience" hill started to backpedal only after realizing they might have just hatemobbed a guy to suicide.
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Ukraine Flag
Bottom Text
my message to nations and borders and racists… FUCK YOU!
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Egoraptor and JonTron represent the two paths of YouTubers expanding their brands into serious businesses:
Arin became corporate and sterile and constantly burns bridges around himself
Jon took advantage of the steady income source his brand provides to enjoy creative freedom
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Okay, call it now
A. Stonetoss was doxxed?
B. Random man just got an angry mob sicked on him?
C. Fake person?
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I knew it was a good idea to add the EU flag to this
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After you get done abolishing the police, 𝗪𝗛𝗢 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗚𝗢𝗡𝗡𝗔 𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗢 𝗠𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗠𝗘 𝗣𝗔𝗬 𝗧𝗔𝗫𝗘𝗦 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗠𝗦?
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The media literate have found their way into my recommended section again
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This meme got me blocked by Adam Ellis himself, and I'm very proud of that fact
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@OrwellNGoode
My dad once told me common core math was a conspiracy by the government to raise a dumber, therefore more compliant generation.
I laughed at this, at the time.
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If you need a thirty minute video e̶s̶s̶a̶y̶ novel to explain why your sense of humor is superior to that of others, you don't have one
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The cheering on undeserved suffering because of some quality of the victims your specific worldview disapproves of has gotta be my least favorite genre of tweets
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Since Kyle Rittenhouse is trending yet again, it's always good to remind people that 𝙆𝙔𝙇𝙀 𝙍𝙄𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙉𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙀 𝘿𝙄𝘿 𝙉𝙊𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙒𝙍𝙊𝙉𝙂
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Probably this. I know I've had bigger tweets, but none of them were particularly controversial.
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The left and right will argue all day and night about who's the real voice of the working class. Meanwhile, neolibs will just step into the middle to loudly and proudly profess "Actually, y'know what? 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗦!"
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After as much pompous, British babyvoice as I can stomach, and hearing what some others said, Hbomberguy's accusation against Internet Historian basically boils down to he failed to credit one of his sources on a year old video, despite him sorting this issue out later on. 🧵
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OH MY FUCKING GOD!
NEW: The man who crashed his car into President Joe Biden's motorcade in Wilmington, Delaware has been identified as 46 year old James Cooper.
Cooper smashed his car into one of the SUV's in Biden's motorcade while Biden was walking out of a dinner.
Cooper was was charged with…
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Kyle Rittenhouse pretty much got pulled from a normal life for a blatant act of self-defense which, due to the heavily politicized nature of the event around him, got him smeared as a murderer. Anyway...
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The absolute hate-boner for this image is bizarre to me. Yes, how dare this mike long stretch of stores and restaurants in the middle of nowhere exist? How dare we conveniently place different options for people who've most likely been on the road for hours and want a break.
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Internet Historian got the loudest and longest backlash for one of the more mild offenses in the video, and Hbomb fanboys will turn around and be like "wHy ArE yOu GuYs FoCuSiNg So MuCh On InTeRnEt HiStOrIaN? hE's OnLy A fRaCtIoN oF tHe ViDeO!"
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Hbomberguy fanboys resorting to pointing out Internet Historian makes edgy jokes tells you all you need to know
Internet Historian apparently gave a fake birthday as April 20th 1989, you know 100 years exactly after Hitler's birthday because "memes"
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@sore_pinkeye
✅Not Funny
❎Mostly Strawman
✅Motivated by Butthurt
❎Economically Illiterate
❎Never Original
Texto Rating: MODERADO
Extra Credit:
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I'm not sorry
Anonymous Submission
✅Not Funny
❎Mostly Strawman
✅Motivated by Butthurt
❎Economically Illiterate
✅Never Original
Texto Rating: HOLY SHIT JUST WRITE A NOVEL
Extra Credit: I've got nothing, I think this one speaks for itself
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"UWU [SLUR]" I fucking love it
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Nihilists when you teleport them to the furthest known inhabitable planet with no way back to earth (suddenly, it's not so insignificant)
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funniest leftist meme
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Fun fact: You can just choose not to sell
fuck reading marx this video shows the contradiction of capitalism
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One thing I can never stand about online artists is their inability to grasp simplistic enjoyment. Everything's gotta be the next Mona Lisa in the minds that churn out the same ugly, pastel slop. Maybe some ideas just aren't worth putting hours into or overpaying some asshole to.
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The whole Chris Chan shit went on for twenty years, dude. There were plenty of points where he could've just unplugged. Hell, Bob could have and SHOULD have acted on his threat to take internet privileges away from Chris after he published their home address.
Chris Chan’s harassers when their years of gaslighting and undercover troll girlfriend operations ended horrifically
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"They're not working class, they just work for a living "
Most western farmers are not working class. At all.
Just because you do a lot of often dirty and hard manual labor does not make you a member of the working class. Most farmers own land/farming equipment worth hundreds of thousands, or even millions
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Anonymous Submission
✅Not Funny
❎Mostly Strawman
✅Motivated by Butthurt
❎Economically Illiterate
✅Never Original
Texto Rating: HOLY SHIT JUST WRITE A NOVEL
Extra Credit: I've got nothing, I think this one speaks for itself
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>go to another country seeking freedom of speech
>don't learn how to communicate with the locals
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𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗖𝗨𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗘 𝗨𝗥𝗚𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗗 𝗔 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗧, 𝗗𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗣 𝗔𝗡 𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗬𝗖𝗟𝗢𝗣𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗖 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪𝗟𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗜𝗧, 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗘 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗔 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗛 𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗥
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>see Femboy Hooters pfp
>read post
>"oh yeah, by the way, I'm a minor"
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✅Not Funny
✅Mostly Strawman
✅Motivated by Butthurt
✅Economically Illiterate
✅Never Original
Texto Rating: MODERADO
Extra Credit: You're calling a man who was born more than 600 years before Palestine even existed "Palestinian"?
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Okay, I'm an idiot. I rewatched the clip, it was 22.3 years. Everybody set your calendars again: DECEMBER 30th, 2023!
According to South Park, a tragic event becomes funny after 22.9 years. So, after doing the math and rounding to the nearest day, I determined 9/11 will finally be funny on August 4th, 2024. EVERYBODY SET YOUR CALENDARS, WE CAN'T MISS SUCH A SPECIAL DAY!
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MY GENUINE REACTION TO THAT INFORMATION
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@monstercl0ck
✅Not Funny
✅Mostly Strawman
✅Motivated by Butthurt
❎Economically Illiterate
❎Never Original
Texto Rating: MINIMO
Extra Credit: literally you
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@shallowmanly
I really like this reply
@AnonCommieStan
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@LateNightAFA
@theclaw414
@gumroad
74 tweets to get to the fucking point. great work.
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Internet Historian is trending, and the consensus I'm gathering from it is "we've had an obsessive hate-boner for him for years, but now hbomberguy's finally given us an excuse"
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🧵Also sprinkled in some "Internet Historian and his fans say naughty things" for good measure.
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It would be completely out of character for Mr Krabs to support Palestine
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There's this category of actors I've noticed who let their most iconic roles go completely to their heads and are rapidly destroying any chance they have of being remembered fondly.
Examples that immediately come to mind are Mark Hamill, Emma Watson, and George Takei.
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@lonelychairlift
@Samurai_Mike2
✅Not Funny
✅Mostly Strawman
✅Motivated by Butthurt
✅Economically Illiterate
✅Never Original
Texto Rating: MODERADO
Extra Credit: I like how the right wing extremist looks more like OP
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SamsungOverTheHorizon2019.mp3
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🧵 The extended accusation is Hbomberguy claiming the fact that Internet Historian didn't start a big drama over the copyright strike is him trying to cover it up and not the fact that these days people tend to accuse you of stirring up an angry mob for doing that. 🧵
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Anonymous Submission
✅Not Funny
✅Mostly Strawman
✅Motivated by Butthurt
✅Economically Illiterate
✅Never Original
Texto Rating: MUCHO
Extra Credit: Who do you think the farmers with said comparative advantage are?
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The trans movement really didn't take long to shoot itself in the foot after it got running. Whereas older civil rights movements took at least a decade or a few to radicalize, the trans movement radicalized almost as quickly as it was taken seriously. 🧵
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@reddit_TLCM
✅Not Funny
✅Mostly Strawman
✅Motivated by Butthurt
✅Economically Illiterate
❎Never Original
Texto Rating: MODERADO
Extra Credit: When a caveman can understand domestic and foreign policies effect the price of goods, but the author can't
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Y'all are basically repeating to me the same mental gymnastics leftists have been regurgitating for over a decade. Don't get me wrong, most of you are based. But you really need to learn to accept we all get our turn at the ass of comedy at some point.
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Nintendo fanboys seemingly pulled the whole Palworld AI controversy out of their asses in yet another attempt to slap down perceived threats to the Almighty Brand.
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I've noticed that memes depicting unhinged left-wingers tend to be photos or at least drawings based on real people. While memes depicting unhinged right-wingers tend to be, if not just made up by the author, a preexisting character with an obligatory MAGA hat pasted on.
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This hypothetical country would fall into the biggest and bloodiest civil war the world has ever seen within an hour of its creation
We all muslim states should create a confederation and name it "United States of Islam". The city of Medina should be its capital. ❤️
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I would honestly take this over the current political landscape
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One time, my boyfriend sent me this video while I happened to be the only white guy on a crowded bus
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@BreadPanes
✅Not Funny
✅Mostly Strawman
✅Motivated by Butthurt
❎Economically Illiterate
❎Never Original
Texto Rating: MODERADO
Extra Credit: Slippery slope is suddenly no longer a fallacy I guess?
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@kennedytcooper
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@wonejosniper
@SSchloss2
✅Not Funny
✅Mostly Strawman
✅Motivated by Butthurt
✅Economically Illiterate
✅Never Original
Texto Rating: MODERADO
Extra Credit:
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@paluseata9801
✅Not Funny
✅Mostly Strawman
✅Motivated by Butthurt
✅Economically Illiterate
✅Never Original
Texto Rating: MODERADO
Extra Credit:
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@reddit_TLCM
✅Not Funny
✅Mostly Strawman
✅Motivated by Butthurt
❎Economically Illiterate
✅Never Original
Texto Rating: MODERADO
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@DelusionPosting
Every single tanky I talk to thinks this way. "Once my socialist utopia is brought about, then I can finally achieve my dream of being an artist or a social worker or something cool like that."
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I knew our future was pretty bleak the moment this shitty flag got normalized
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Aw dammit, I missed it. Quickly, make Kyle Rittenhouse trend again.
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@YaboiSyx
✅Not Funny
❎Mostly Strawman
✅Motivated by Butthurt
❎Economically Illiterate
✅Never Original
Texto Rating: MINIMO
Extra Credit: Holy shitballs, guys! It's 47% now!
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Stand back, boys. I'm importing coal.
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@Internet_TLCM
✅Not Funny
❎Mostly Strawman
✅Motivated by Butthurt
✅Economically Illiterate
✅Never Original
Texto Rating: MODERADO
Extra Credit: Every attempt in reality be like
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I thought you wanted to reduce inflation!
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Just to be clear...
←THESE PEOPLE← think they can defeat →THESE PEOPLE→
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Hey, just checked my follower count. Thanks for 2,000, everybody! When I started this page, I wasn't sure it was a good idea. But 2,000 people seem to think it is. I'd like to thank in particular
@reddit_TLCM
. I don't think I'd be even halfway where I am if not for him.
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If stonetoss is who the doxx claims he is, I'd like to point out he's a Texan.
prefiring this image before someone does something awesome with the knowledge of where stonetoss lives
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Why do leftists wanna have sex with us so badly?
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The amount of times I've seen tweets from both lefties and righties going "Erm, this you?" and shows somebody who just looks like a normal person has made me realize 90% of twitter arguments are just large scale catfights.
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Rittenhouse is trending for the third time this week
Good time as any for a reminder that KYLE RITTENHOUSE DID NOTHING WRONG!
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