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THE CHAMPION OF THE FIFTH ANNUAL COMFORTABLY SMUG LIBERAL HACK TOURNAMENT:
@KeithOlbermann
!!!
We have reached the championship match of the Fifth Annual Comfortably Smug Liberal Hack Tournament!!
VOTE NOW FOR THE CHAMPION
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@jrpsaki
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@KeithOlbermann
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Never forgive the media for getting Joe Biden in the white house
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When the Right doesn't get its way: Work nonstop for 50 years to make institutional change
When the Left doesn't get its way: time to riot
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"Democracy has prevailed" Biden says to an empty lawn and surrounded by troops
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Closing gyms is healthcare.
Free crack pipes is infrastructure.
Letting people work again is job creation.
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Just to get the media story straight, a nudist hippie that was part of a pro BLM commune walked in only underwear from Berkeley to the ultrarich neighborhood in San Francisco, entered Paul Pelosi's mansion while predator invisible cloaked to avoid security cameras...
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Childbirth is the closest a woman can come to experiencing the pain a man endures from a cold
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Trump got the most nonwhite support of any Republican running for president since 1960. He really sucks at being a racist.
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It is pretty crazy that the Russian hackers spent like $100,000 to steal the election from Hillary but Bloomberg spent 500 million and couldn’t even win the primary
Almost as if the Russia thing was a bunch of bullshit
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Tfw you're a baby Arctic fox and see a camera for the very first time
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Holy shit Dem senators sent a letter to the prosecutor in Ukraine last year
Asking them to... wait for it... investigate Trump.
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Wow. Trump nominated his third justice to the Supreme Court and is now going to campaign for hours in Pennsylvania. Joe Biden called a lid at 9am. Who will work harder for America?
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Ted Cruz just went beastmode shredding Hunter Biden and Joe and the journos went bonkers!!! LMAOOOOO
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It took a while, but finally humans became dumb enough to teach robots how to use guns
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They will remember everything we did to them
And they will kill us all. Every last man, woman, and child.
My God.
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CNN helps Warren plant Bernie oppo saying a woman can't be president
CNN hosts Debate
CNN asks Bernie if he said it. Bernie said now. CNN then says he did.
CNN post debate crew says Warren won the debate
The Fix is in. Amazing.
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Dems (for the last four years): Russia rigged the election
Dems (for the last four days): Elections can’t be rigged
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Wow a new what?
A new Chinese coronavirus, a cousin of the SARS virus, has infected more than 200 people since the outbreak began in Wuhan, China, in December. Scientist Leo Poon, who first decoded the virus, thinks it likely started in an animal and spread to humans.
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My God he’s beating covid faster than ISIS
Trump drives by the press and supporters outside Walter Reed hospital.
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Wait was there a Biden lid today??
Did Trump
Just
Do more events than Biden
While in the hospital with covid??
Trump drives by the press and supporters outside Walter Reed hospital.
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Trump crushed ISIS almost as quickly as the Taliban crushed Biden
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First they came for Alex Jones, and I did not speak, because the fluoruide in the water had left me in a docile, near vegetative state, easily controlled by the government
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Libs are like Holy shit this city has gone to hell, then move to an upscale town in a red state, and start voting for the same Dem policies that fucked up their city
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It must be great to be a rich, clueless, New York Times reporter
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Now Kyle needs to sue the shit out of every major media company in America
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@FrEdwardBeck
@nicolas_veron
Sure i'd say when the catholic church hid behind it when they abused children
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Putin gets a pipeline. The Taliban gets a country. You lose your job, pay twice as much for groceries and gas, and get robbed and shot walking down the street. American Decay!
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Imagine being a progressive right now.
You thought you’d get 2k, 15/hr and the green new deal
But Biden is just out here vaporizing Syrians and locking up immigrant children
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Two weeks to slow the spread is now “give us your two weeks notice”
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Never ever forget what they did to Kavanaugh
There can be no mercy
This is a land of wolves now
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Remember when Trump held onto a railing and the media told us he had a stroke?
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Journos: Trump holding a bible in front of a church is a photo op
Journos: Nancy Pelosi wearing a kente cloth is very good and normal
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VIDEO: George HW Bush and Ronald Reagan in 1980 debate fighting over who would be more compassionate to children of undocumented immigrants
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If the plan costs zero dollars, why does the Biden administration have to keep cutting things out?
Almost like it was all a lie from the beginning....
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"Please do not go to church or the beach or reopen your businesses, you will kill grandma. It is safe however to loot the small businesses and gather in large crowds. Thank you." Dem Mayors and Governors
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Obama: "No, I promised Michelle, no more cigarettes."
Boehner: "Barack.... These aren't cigarettes..."
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So you're mad about how the government is deciding who gets the vaccine first, but you want the government to make all healthcare decisions with medicare for all?
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Humans definitely won't regret creating robot snakes with lasers on their heads
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Not to be overly dramatic or a downer... but for the past 75+ years people have asked "how could the Nazis have taken power and committed a genocide with popular support"? Then I watch videos like this and I totally get it -- especially the kids who look like they're peer…
And here's a video from Balboa High School students in San Francisco...
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How many months of your rent would Pelosi's $24,000 fridge cover?
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We now have a supreme court that demands our government follow the constitution
What a glorious time to be alive
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Republicans now control:
- Presidency
- Senate
- House
- Majority of State Houses
- Majority of Governorships
- And will pick Supreme Court
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AMAZING video of
@SenTedCruz
calling out Dem Dark Money and completely destroying
@SenWhitehouse
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It's horrific that a member of Congress had their home broken into and their spouse hit with a hammer
After the election, we need a special Congressional committee to fully investigate the incident. Collect all possible security footage and subpoena all witnesses.
Never again
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Why hasn’t Hunter Biden offered to use his vast experience in Ukrainian affairs, for which he was paid millions, to help diffuse this crisis?
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Your mother doesn't want third rate pancakes and watered down mimosas, she wants grandchildren you God damn millennial.
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When you destroyed Hillary Clinton's campaign and then retire off of selling your book to her supporters
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Democrats aren't angry Laken Riley was murdered.
They're angry Biden called her murderer an illegal.
Complete insanity.
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Trump was giving 2hr hostile press conferences and sending tweets at 2am. You might have hated him, but our enemies knew he was watching them.
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Wow, Antonio Brown was unemployed for less than 24 hours thanks to the strong economy! Thank you President Trump!!
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If you thought it was more likely that Russians faked thousands of emails than that a crack addict forgot where he left his laptop, maybe you should get out of the fact-checking biz.
Thread 🧵
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Booker trying to call her a racist with her black kids sitting behind her
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Biden really said I have double the blacks you do. Lmao this fucking guy is finished.
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Today is a good day to be thankful for Chief Justice Clarence Thomas
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So, if I'm reading this right, journos at a news site owned by a mega corporation doxxed a jewish mother who was calling out threats to children on a chinese spy app?
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Dems a week ago: "The govt says to stay inside and wear masks don't kill grandma you fucking rednecks!!! "
Dems today: "Curfew doesn't matter even if it's illegal we should be able to stand in the middle of the street in large crowds not social distancing or wearing masks!! "
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Folks
It's looking like the GOP won every single house race tonight
Every
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Your mother doesn't want third rate pancakes and watered down mimosas, she wants grandchildren you God damn millennial.
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Who the hell was in charge of risk management at SVB and what the hell were they focused on???
Oh
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October 2020 Cocaine Mitch is going to replace RBG with Barrett and there isn't a god damn thing the libs can do about it
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Here is the video journos say does not exist. Straight from Ralph Northam.
Trump Tells Dangerous Lie That Gov. Northam Would 'Execute A Baby After Birth' To Massive DC March For Life Crowd
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...wrestled with Paul Pelosi while a mysterious 3rd man watched, Paul went to the bathroom, called 911, returned to wrestle the hippie nudist, the unnamed 3rd man let police in, and then the hippie hit Paul with a hammer, because he saw a Kevin McCarthy news conference a year ago
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Every time a US president has phoned a child to tell them Santa doesn't exist, the Dow Jones has gained a thousand points
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Lol Biden really went and banned fracking on federal land?
Doing more for Putin in one executive order than Trump did in four years.
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What a time to be alive
“The woman suing Hunter Biden for paternity was a stripper at a Washington, DC, club he frequented around the time he was dating his brother’s widow, sources told The Post.”
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If you haven’t seen, Tucker bodied the media over their early coverage of coronavirus
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"With Julian Castro out, I am now the only Latino candidate running" - Elizabeth Warren
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It’s wild that they impeached Donald Trump for a phone call with Ukraine, then Biden comes in and gives Ukraine to Russia.
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Let’s remember that both times George W Bush was elected, Democrats tried to disqualify entire slates of electors. No one was charged with conspiracy to defraud the United States.
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This Jen Psaki press briefing makes it clear that the Biden administration lied when they said they had a plan for covid
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So that's why Soleimani wasn't tipped off
Top Democratic leaders were kept in dark about Soleimani attack
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I still can't believe Elizabeth Warren threw away her political career trying to prove she isn't white.
Absolutely unreal
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Congratulations to the Bloomberg campaign consultants
Your plan to have Mike faceplant tonight so he has to spend hundreds of millions more on ads that you get a percentage of worked very well
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Thank God the next time I vote for a Democrat I won’t be alive to see it.
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When Dems said people would die if stores tried reopening I didn't realize they were making a threat.
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You can’t go to a school board meeting without winding up on an FBI watch list, but Darrell Brooks can get a $1,000 bond for domestic violence then run over a Christmas parade of families.
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Watched this 5 second clip like ten times and it keeps getting better and better
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Wuhan virus can't survive temperatures above 77 degrees
Only global warming can save us
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"Let me, uh, be clear. I don't uh give a fuck about what the CDC says, I have a $14 million mansion on Martha's Vineyard and it's uh, my God damn birthday party."
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People can’t buy milk and gas costs double but Psaki just thinks it’s “delayed treadmills”.
I’ve said it before, but the DC and costal elites absolutely hate you.
When NYT reporter Michael Shear asks about the ongoing supply chain crisis, Psaki jokes about “the tragedy of the treadmill that’s delayed”
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Wow Biden has no events today. I guess flying to Pittsburgh for a twelve minute speech, no questions, and a pizza delivery merits at least 72 hours of rest.
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I think the most shocking part of the fall of Afghanistan is that Joe Biden and the White House just don’t seem to care.
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