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Atlantid irredentist: he follows the way of Minos, the way of the bull.

Texas, USA
Joined June 2022
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@LonghornSloth
Longhorn Sloth
2 years
@carebearkieran “He won the Sugar Bowl is what he did! He was a brave Longhorn quarterback. And in this house, Sam Ehlinger is an elite college QB— end of story.”
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@LonghornSloth
Longhorn Sloth
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Like these are sympathetic people talking about how widespread this kind of backlash is and can clearly state the arguments against immigration (that they emphatically disagree with or discount). Typical “it’s not happening, and also it’s a good thing” drivel.
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@grok
Grok
14 days
What do you want to know?.
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@LonghornSloth
Longhorn Sloth
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Just saw a tiktok from some lib DFW guy and it reminded me of how a bunch of New Yorkers or SV nerds kept screaming about how all the Indian stuff must come from bots. You got this guy and the replie talking about people saying “Little Mumbai” and making “student driver” a slur.
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@LonghornSloth
Longhorn Sloth
3 hours
One of my favorite little bugs online are the amount of people who don’t understand defamation law.
@JeffNadu
Jeff Nadu
16 hours
His teammate in college raped a girl at Michigan and then he called her multiple times telling her if she pressed charges he’d rape her too.
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@LonghornSloth
Longhorn Sloth
5 hours
I love Kirk because “calling this game was a nightmare” is so much worse than a hot mic calling a team bad. Both true though.
@KirkHerbstreit
Kirk Herbstreit
13 hours
Instead of making up things I said how bout giving Rece, Holly, and I some love for getting through that game-those games are by far the toughest games you announcers have to call.
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@LonghornSloth
Longhorn Sloth
14 hours
We need to be like pol pot and ban glasses, or at lest thick rims, anyone wearing meta glasses is putting you in a self-defense scenario.
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@LonghornSloth
Longhorn Sloth
15 hours
Bush’s legacy was crippled for “not doing enough” for a population that probably should have been mowed down by the thousands.
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@LonghornSloth
Longhorn Sloth
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The more I read about Katrina, the more I realize that the pre-internet media was a far more evil and competent machine than I’d ever considered.
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@LonghornSloth
Longhorn Sloth
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RT @wil_da_beast630: This should become a legendary image - illegal migrant cooks omelet with the flame from Europe's Tomb of the Unknown S….
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@LonghornSloth
Longhorn Sloth
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Clemson guy was in the right here tbh.
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
1 day
The literal definition of fuck around & find out .
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@LonghornSloth
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@LonghornSloth
Longhorn Sloth
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RT @ToadKaczynski: ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD, BEAT THE CHEAT AND HIS HOSPICE NURSE
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@LonghornSloth
Longhorn Sloth
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RT @MainstreamViews: Current favorite TikTok account is Alberta Independence Peter
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@LonghornSloth
Longhorn Sloth
2 days
It was scripted!!!!.
@nocontextcfb
no context college football
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@LonghornSloth
Longhorn Sloth
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Mizzou might be ok.
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@LonghornSloth
Longhorn Sloth
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Sparkle Sooknanan is a character in a 1991 Boba Fett novel.
@avaricum777
captive dreamer
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Judge who issued this ruling was born in Trinidad and Tobago.
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@LonghornSloth
Longhorn Sloth
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Bert Auburn would’ve shanked that.
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@LonghornSloth
Longhorn Sloth
2 days
wtf am I missing tonight.
@JoshPateCFB
Josh Pate
2 days
Carson Beck going from dropped passes everywhere last year to this is wild
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@LonghornSloth
Longhorn Sloth
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@17cShyteposter
Doctor-Baron 17cShyteposter, DDS
2 days
What if they actually died because Haitian immigrants can't drive for shit either. More than the pet-eating, Springfield, Ohio was full of reports of ludicrous Haitian car crashes. This is what happens when an unqualified force meets an incompetent object.
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@LonghornSloth
Longhorn Sloth
2 days
Oh no this is a new lib thing .
@Crisispsych
Chicago LCSW
9 days
Trump gave our guard the military version of the fucking P320??!! Tge same ones shooting police officers when they are holstering/unholstering their pistol? 😬😬😬. A fucking Airman died from it in July lolol. Holy shit. Trump just doesn't give a fuck about anyone's safety lol
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@LonghornSloth
Longhorn Sloth
2 days
Oh hell yeah we’re hitting a convergence of Discourse.
@hissgoescobra
John Jackson
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The gun that just shot this police officer—while in the holster, without a trigger pull—is the same one the National Guard is carrying in D.C. Police departments nationwide have banned it, but the military still uses it, putting the public at greater risk. Sig Sauer P320/M18.
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