Imagine not living in New York City.

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RT @3YearLetterman: I just made Russia surrender

In today’s unsolicited DM, Joey tells me to have anal sex with an immigrant because I very easily put together the sole 10-day period he was in the United States this year based on his own constant public posts about where he’s located. At least he thinks I look like I can give

You may recall that Bed Bath & Beyond went out of business in 2023. They used to be worth billions. Overstock bought their name at bankruptcy auction for $21.5 million. They now have a single retail store.

31K likes for a fake Joe Rogan account asking a question so moronic that I felt dumber just having read it

RT @MishaTurtleX: @damintoell Sabrina Carpenter is not going to date you, Damin.

RT @hayesy316:

So. Many. Tears.

Carpentar.

RT @liekitisnot: I want to make an @addictiondamin account and upload photos of @damintoell and invite you to hold down on the pictures to….

RT @JohnnyVomits: What do you notice about the way @JoeyMannarinoUS sits?

RT @Network_Guy8: I wonder what her/his response will be.

RT @GrifterLs:

RT @lucianwords: @damintoell I don't know what he's trying to pull but you can't let him get away with it. (Newsom, not Perry.).

RT @RushmoreExt23: @damintoell And now, for something completely unrelated, but oh so delightful:. Ms. Loomer, there's no question. https:/….

RT @camerobradford: Just found out about this guy and decided to deal myself some psychological damage

RT @JSweetLI: Will Team Cuomo embrace Goonmaps?

The sarcasm.The bitter remarks.That pierce the chest.And wound the heart.The shallow hugs.The muted rage.The weeping skies.The shadowless days.