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big part of the justified praise for zelensky is how rare it is to see a politician behave with honor in 2022.
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Franken should announce he’s switching parties. He’ll be fine then.
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“I’ll only talk to people who agree with me” is pretty much politics 2019 in a nutshell
Rapinoe, after saying she'll never visit Trump, gives a "shoutout" to @AOC and says she'll go to D.C. to have a "substantive conversation" with "anyone" . who "believes the same things we believe in."
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I’d watch a 12-hour episode of Drunk History in which Trump, stone-cold sober, explains the past 50 years in foreign affairs.
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reminder: trump’s vilification of his *own vice president* nearly led this week to mike pence being lynched in the us capitol.
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was not prepared for “what’s wrong with letting teenagers stab each other?” twitter.
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don jr should be a permanent panelist on the view, seated next to meghan.
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if the mob had torn pence and/or romney apart and trump had tweeted “too bad, so sad,” there still wouldn’t be 67 votes to convict.
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The only way it could get more lit is if Bolton is the whistleblower.
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New NBA rule: No kneeling during the Chinese national anthem.
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Paul Ryan will wander a post-apocalyptic Washington muttering that we need to stay focused on tax reform.
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Me before Epstein’s death: Conspiracy theories are favored by people who crave simplistic explanations for their own feelings of powerlessness. Me now: The Illuminati whacked Epstein.
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Congrats to Jaime Herrera Beutler for putting her career on the line — again — to do the right thing, only to have Democrats say, “Um, no thanks”.
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If you wanted a set piece showing how weak Congress has become relative to the president *and* how cultish the GOP has become towards Trump, you can’t do better than Cheney losing a leadership position because she objected to inciting a mob that attacked the Capitol.
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Trump made up those 'high-level' Chinese trade-talk calls to boost markets, aides admit
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If you don’t want the FBI involved in elections, don’t nominate someone who’s being investigated by the FBI.
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The fucking impeachment trial should run three months if necessary. Bring out all the evidence of how far “stop the steal” went. If the Senate GOP is going to acquit him no matter what, make it as hard as possible on them
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biden just restricted travel from india. here he was the day after trump banned travel from china last year
We are in the midst of a crisis with the coronavirus. We need to lead the way with science — not Donald Trump’s record of hysteria, xenophobia, and fear-mongering. He is the worst possible person to lead our country through a global health emergency.
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you watch the footage of the close encounters with pence and romney and you realize only quick thinking by a cop and great luck prevented outright murder of a public official to whom trump was antagonistic.
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This is the greatest honor a U.S. president has ever received
Nightmare Fuel .
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Key to the midterms is [checks notes] picking a fight with a super-popular NBA star who just opened a school for underprivileged kids.
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All today is missing for Trump is Obama admitting he was born in Kenya.
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Imagine an American citizen being indicted behind closed doors, with no rights to challenge the prosecution. Without even having their lawyer in the room, even!
Buddy Carter speaks out on the impeachment. "If a government can do this to the President of the United States they can do this to you as well. This needs to stop, it needs to stop right now. We need open government. This is the United States of America." .
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I’d watch the shit out of a show in which Trump just dials up random kids and truthbombs them. “Chances are you’ll work a dead-end job and live paycheck to paycheck.”.
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charles cooke confirms maggie haberman’s reporting: trump is off the deep end
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maxine waters getting derek chauvin sprung from prison was a plot twist i did not see coming.
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this is a marvel origin story waiting to happen
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the fucking answer here should be “we’ll get every american out, no matter what it takes. full stop.”.
Biden Press Secretary Jen Psaki can’t offer any guarantee that all Americans will be evacuated from Afghanistan
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The Greenland Trump Tower and Casino will be the greatest Viking-themed casino in the world, many people are saying.
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The Jeffrey Epstein arrest is an awesome plot twist for season three of “President Trump”.
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Today’s reminder that the tea-party era was a fraud
Trump told supporters 40-50% of speech will be about foreign policy. When asked if the deficit will be mentioned in #SOTU speech, chief of staff Mulvaney said “nobody cares,” per attendee.
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BuzzFeed will still be my go-to source for 37 kitchen accessories under six dollars that you need to buy or else you’ll die.
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Kentucky race isn’t official until Trump tweets something critical of Bevin.
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The world's most premature baby has celebrated his first birthday after beating 0% odds of surviving
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great, the more the merrier. put some pro-coup witnesses on the stand too. that won’t backfire.
Lindsey Graham says if Democrats call witnesses, Republicans will want witnesses and the trial will go on for months
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Read between the lines here and she’s telling you that the 10 who voted to impeach werw hung out to dry by their colleagues, who knew the truth but didn’t have the fucking stones to do the right thing
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The MyPillow coup attempt is the perfect ending to Trump’s presidency in that it’s deeply sinister and completely absurd all at once. You worry, then you feel embarrassed for worrying, then you remember he’s capable of anything.
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Biden has an ironclad defense to accusations that he’s lost a step from old age: He’s been saying dumb shit for decades.
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He saved two kids from death and we’re asking whether he should be punished?
Oklahoma man shoots and kills neighbor who was attempting to drown 3-month-old twins. Should he be punished?
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Needless to say, the single biggest woke fraud in this NBA clusterfuck is the company that recently ran an ad campaign called, “Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything.”
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Every one of these “outspoken” assholes is a quivering fraud
Steve Kerr has no comment on NBA’s China issues. He comments on every Trump tweet and can’t support democracy in China? What a complete and total coward.
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Worst thing about AOC’s dancing video is that Elizabeth Warren will now feel obliged to imitate it #relatability.
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best part of meijer’s vote is that he replaced justin amash in congress. amash become unviable in the party for criticizing trump — and now the guy who succeeded him is voting to impeach.
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I think I’ve now fully embraced the theory that the Twitter rando who posted the AOC dance vid was AOC from a burner account.
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every political writer in america starting to get the shakes right now, watching 95% of their content literally fly away
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It’s like a scene from a Willy Wonka remake with fast food instead of chocolate
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what do you end up with if you compromise with fascists.
If you compromise with socialists, you end up with socialism.
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Thinking about four more years of Trump’s bullshit when the alternative is $52 trillion in new spending
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Remember when Republicans said Obamacare was just a trojan horse to push the country towards single-payer
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Jeff Sessions is at home, smoking a cigar, watching America lose its mind over his NYT op-ed, thinking, “How’s *that* for ‘retarded’”.
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Super-candidate Kamala Harris publicly endorsed flushing the health insurance of 180 million people down the toilet tonight so maybe footnote that in your hot take too.
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75% chance Trump did exactly what he’s accused of and just cannot grasp why it was wrong.
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The first rule of the art of the deal: Signal immediately that you’re bluffing
Congress now has 6 months to legalize DACA (something the Obama Administration was unable to do). If they can't, I will revisit this issue!.
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You people can make fun all you want but AOC had the courage few others did to take on the problem of farting cows.
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at least three outlets (haberman, cooke, wapo) have sources telling them trump believes he’ll be reinstated. i think his inner circle is leaking to show him how insane people think the idea is in hopes that he’ll be dissuaded from mentioning it at rallies.
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Feeling ok with the precedent that if you egg on a mob to attack Congress you get impeached
Jonathan Turley argues against the House vote to impeach President Trump: “This could have serious repercussions in the future as people recognize this process against other presidents.”
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This is all that was missing from this hellscape
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Some look at Greenland and say “Why?”. Trump looks at Greenland and says “Why not?”.
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this dude’s going end up on tucker complaining about section 230.
The Taliban spokesman got a question about freedom of speech and he said the question should be asked to US companies like Facebook who claim to promote it while still censoring
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i’ve never seen a rout like the one playing out right now in the battle for international public opinion. russia has been utterly crushed.
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If Chris Cuomo is allowed to do flattering segments about his brother, why can’t he do unflattering ones?
>> @ChrisCuomo at the top of @CuomoPrimeTime tonight: "Obviously I am aware of what is going on with my brother. And obviously I cannot cover it because he is my brother. Now, of course CNN has to cover it. They have covered it extensively and they will continue to do so."
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there are only two ways to turn the whole caucus against you:. 1. imply that they’re all doing coke and having orgies. 2. insist on holding trump accountable for january 6.
I asked a bunch of Republicans why *this* was the thing that broke the camel’s back with Cawthorn. Their response: the orgy & cocaine allegations implicated fellow Republicans. And some members were getting questions from concerned constituents — and spouses — about the claims.
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Megan Rapinoe about to parachute into the Democratic primary, start with a solid 20%.
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feelin pretty good knowing this guy is calling the shots tonight
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the funniest thing about the desantis story is the implication that a $100K donation is big bucks in florida that might give you the inside track on vaccine distribution. what’ll that buy you in miami, like three 30-second ads?.
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a cop was murdered in a failed putsch at the capitol. there was no peaceful transfer this time, my man.
Today, before the entire world, the greatest nation in history carried out another peaceful transfer of power. Congratulations to President Biden and Vice President Harris. I look forward to working together everywhere we can and differing respectfully when we must.
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I am counting the seconds to the inevitable chapter in this story when Trump tries to make Rudy the fall guy and Rudy turns on him and all hell breaks loose.
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The good news: We have a new National Security Advisor.The bad news: Looks like it’s MBS
Saudi Arabia oil supply was attacked. There is reason to believe that we know the culprit, are locked and loaded depending on verification, but are waiting to hear from the Kingdom as to who they believe was the cause of this attack, and under what terms we would proceed!.
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shout out to mike pence, still clinging to his dream of leading the “hang mike pence” party.
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how are people struggling to grasp something as straightforward as HIPAA? if you give a medical provider health info in confidence, they can’t disclose it without your permission. whereas if i ask you if you’ve been vaxxed, i’m not disclosing anything. i’m asking you to do so.
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Declassify the original FISA application and prove it, then
WOW, @foxandfrlends “Dossier is bogus. Clinton Campaign, DNC funded Dossier. FBI CANNOT (after all of this time) VERIFY CLAIMS IN DOSSIER OF RUSSIA/TRUMP COLLUSION. FBI TAINTED.” And they used this Crooked Hillary pile of garbage as the basis for going after the Trump Campaign!.
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liz cheney is just not gonna bend the knee, no matter what it costs her professionally.
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I’m convinced there’s serious natsec shit going down behind the scenes because there have been like eight tweetworthy culture-war controversies in the last 48 hours and Trump’s missed all of them.
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garth brooks was supposed to start “the storm” by arresting everyone but he chickened out and sang “amazing grace” instead.
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I regret to inform you that we have pounced
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now more than three weeks since texas’s mask mandate was lifted and the seven-day average in cases is the lowest it’s been since last june
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Inspiring to see both parties come together in the spirit of bipartisanship to waste Herrera Beutler’s show of courage.
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I’m staring at the headline of the post I’m drafting, “So it sort of looks like the MyPillow guy is trying to get Trump to stage one last coup attempt,” and I’m thinking: We have to be in a simulation, right?.
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You let women carry guns, next thing you know they’re gonna want to vote. And then they’ll demand we teach them how to read.
The NRA wants to put guns in the hands of:.• Schoolteachers.• Preachers.• Anyone who goes into a nightclub.• Women. just to name a few.
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They look like rich parents being told their loutish son just got kicked out of college again
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Schumer should force them to vote on censure now. Let’s see who’s willing to hold Trump entirely blameless.
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people are calling this cringe because it’s zuck but honestly it kind of rules
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I wouldn’t let my son play football because I wouldn’t want him to risk playing in a game that bad.
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congrats to everyone on now having cdc approval for doing all the shit you’ve already been doing for a year outdoors without a mask.
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