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@riverport_
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@JackMillar101 Lads, it's ok to enjoy just a regular cake once in a while. No need to pretend it's laced
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@riverport_
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Bristol Motors Cup winners should get a Conference League spot Spice it up a bit Let's see the likes of Shrewsbury Town on a European tour
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@guineuIndepe @ChazakielDoremi It's clearly ironic, you can't kill yourself four times in a row
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@LordAslanThe2nd They're also perverts
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@mikey_747 being next to someone who's took their kids to the footy might be the worst
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@riverport_
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@sspencerukk Can't even wank on the tram anymore. All gone soft
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@riverport_
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@TheDanPeters @PicturesFoIder As if roads aren't subsidised by the government
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@riverport_
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@BuckAngel So you have then. Thanks for clearing that up Genuinely have no idea what your point is here
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@aidanh2311 Disgusting I am now fleeing the country
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@valazat @GaryLineker Do you even know what anagram means
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@riverport_
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5 months
@BuckAngel Should probably ask yourself that question Buck!
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@riverport_
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1 month
Fuck off mate you've got two sets of eyebrows
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@KS_250204
Kyle
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@riverport_ @ArchieMK06 At least my teeth ain’t lodged into my gum creating the most inbred mess that anyone has seen🤣 try taking a shower aswell
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@riverport_
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Chesterfield after winning the league
@lilxjxc
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bottom two were red too 😍
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@riverport_
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@Liam3617 @przemekg18 Probably not the most compatible religion then is it
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@riverport_
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8 months
@bigfatzzn @Ab_Hafiz99 @TheFodenSZN @UTDTrey "No excuse to be playing bad at Burnley" like they're a title challenger or something
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@riverport_
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8 months
@HITCSevens @AidanSmyth16 Least he followed their adivce
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@riverport_
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7 months
@hrtmates @xion_fag Woke transphobia. Horseshoe theory in full effect
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@riverport_
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3 months
@TopMGSzn Prime lewandowski was criminally underrated
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@riverport_
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2 months
Have some of this, @VancityReynolds .
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@LufcZovic Donny is San Andreas with all the cheat codes enabled
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2 months
Hand Villa a blank cheque
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@riverport_
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@jbwolves_ Tourist in Wolverhampton? What in the name of God is there for a tourist to see in fucking Wolverhampton?
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@_1eppy @ayeejuju You're on a register.
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@riverport_
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@coleshilltownfc Any slip and slides
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@bxnsharp03 @AJS6789 Not the first time a Leeds fan would have been 1 to 1 with a child
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@riverport_
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4 months
@sarahthekitty7 @Clipz_on_twitch Can't anymore lmaooooooooooo
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@riverport_
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7 months
@theposhwomen Got a one legged mate from Watford if you're interested
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@riverport_
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2 months
@cfcmorson Good point for thogden there 👏👏👏
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@riverport_
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2 months
Milton Keynes took more.
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@riverport_
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7 months
@AgentOThom State of that. Mini pride flag to go with it
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@riverport_
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@l3w1s_nufc55 No shinpads or studs. Poor effort
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@riverport_
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@THFCeagles @Joshua_LFCX Can't be moaning about LGBT people as a "Taylor Swift expert"
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@riverport_
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4 months
@sspencerukk Gonna have the Wakey Wines geezer goin "Abdul come closer, Abdul go back home"
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@sstayfinessing @llerameilla Probably because you're racist
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@theawayfans At that point you just run with that as the design don't you
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@Billydewsbury3 @EvanMcFarlane Would you beheading over there for a game
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@sdrx902 @willamontey 20? it looks about 9
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@Joey7Barton @footballconfid1 Haven't you got another racist murderer of a brother to defend?
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5 months
@james_page26 @nosnehx Realistically there's a bunch of blokes from Istanbul who've probably done it
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@bIurt99 Disgusting tweet liked and followed
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@riverport_
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@MadScientistBTC @daxtonhere_ @weirddalle We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you.
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@riverport_
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@madyhaw @izkhdr ChatGPT ahhh response
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@riverport_
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1 month
Bury and Rangers. Be a shite accountant you
@Clarkeyy106
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@riverport_ You seem to get mugged off a lot. Maybe twitter ain’t for you.
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@riverport_
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@ccknnor @boxinglyf @ReeceDSport Both lacking in human rights
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@riverport_
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5 months
👍 Safe trip home
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@WFCOfficial
Walsall FC Official
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👍 Safe trip home
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@riverport_
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@scfcryvn Give one out for the FA Vase too
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@riverport_
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7 months
@The92Bible Derby is pretty much the geographic centre of England so it makes sense to minimise delivery times
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6 months
@PapaPincus Knob like that you'd think he knows how to finish
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@riverport_
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6 months
@Lukedutchh Absolute gimps. Props to Dan for being a massive Vice City, San Andreas and Chinatown Wars fan though. Some of the best out there
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7 months
@secondtierpod One days wages and a six game ban, that will teach him
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@WM_BFC If Sean Dyche coached basketball.
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@Coventry_City I'm on a 38 game winning streak with Curzon Ashton on FIFA
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@riverport_
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8 months
@WhitbyTownFC Non-league at its finest
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@riverport_
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9 months
@PETAUK @MonikaMusing Sounds like the noise a cat makes when it's being washed 😂 you're really making a deal out of nothing here
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@riverport_
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Goes to an unsold corner of the ground to take photos of a closed stand and Crawley's away following. Strange behaviour that
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2 minutes before kick off 😂😂😂😂 just delete your club @MKDonsFC #MKdons
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@TomPrger1 @LordAslanThe2nd "next logical question" is actually insane
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@riverport_
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8 months
@greggislocallfc @MatchDaysFans No need to bring the twin towers into this
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@miller_element Ipswich Vs Norwich. Winner gets a night with the cousins
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6 months
@lmaojsav @willsgardevoir That's the entire super straight community
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@riverport_
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2 months
@CD1875_ That's horrendous where's the link
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@riverport_
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8 months
@NottsCountyZone Here's my takeaway • 10 inch pepperoni pizza • 1l bottle of imported european pepsi • garlic flatbread • dough balls
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@greggislocallfc Think the pillow might have given it away tbh
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@riverport_
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9 months
Other than killing an officer and blinding another, is there anything that Raoul Moat did or said that put him at odds with the Police community?
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@MikeMinay Other than playing in the Saudi League, is there anything that Henderson has done or said that put him at odds with the LGBT community?
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@riverport_
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@Liberacrat @Braylonberkel @EndWokeness Bottom surgery isn't performed on children
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@riverport_
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9 months
@mxrganhulme7 @Mathew_scfc Be fair to her £250 can buy you an entire street in Redcar
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@riverport_
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2 months
Love this from Alty.
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@altrinchamfc
Altrincham FC
2 months
📝 Club Statement regarding recently announced changes to the @EmiratesFACup 🏆 @FA and @premierleague , you asked for this.. Signed, the Giant Killers ✍️⤵️
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@riverport_
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@Joeytaylor123 Riley Reid
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@riverport_
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@jazzguineapig @pasteldahlia @raxsha Oh don't worry you always do
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@riverport_
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3 months
@amdamsky @dillonnieldd @JackMillar101 I don't think anyone knows the joke but looking at your pfp it definitely won't be funny
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@riverport_
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There's only one @puffpuff65
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@riverport_
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1 year
@_Liam_McCormack @TheReevHD I think you should get out of my house mate.
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@riverport_
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1 year
@EmmanuelUmez1 @ESPNUK And the other was a Boehly disasterclass
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@riverport_
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9 months
@blixberrie @alexotalks Really far that, from London to London
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@riverport_
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2 months
@mansfieldtownfc Should be deducted points for that
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@riverport_
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9 months
@ThisIsFG_ @SkySports He's a better fit for the BBC knowing his controversies
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@riverport_
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@favi_pie @StoolFootball Those weirdos think Balogun is good, they were only able to play him because he has gun in his name
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@FBAwayDays @Jackalbion96 Wonder if Roma will serve a ban like any English club would in the same situation?
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5 months
@Embi_cf @PeterHenke3 @8esart When someone drew a cartoon in France.
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@riverport_
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9 months
@officerbill @HarveyHolmes156 @iowahawkblog Watching your neighbour's kids in most countries would get you on a register
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@riverport_
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@StokeyyG2 Even more reasons to hate Danny Aarons.
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@riverport_
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8 months
@ConlonPablo @calumb77 All these proper hard geeza football ultras are just copy pasted versions of eachother. Same shitty haircut, same all black dress code and same problems at home for sure
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@riverport_
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@ArgyleHater West Bromwich Albion.
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@QueerCommieNeko No Palestine Free hostages
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