🚨 BREAKING: Police to visit 1,000 homes in crackdown on illegal Premier League streaming.
Whilst people are stabbing each other all over the country, arresting someone for streaming Fulham vs Southampton seems to be the priority here.
Pathetic.
This is Francesco Camarda. He's 14-years old and has scored 485 goals in 89 games in the AC Milan academy.
He was promoted to the Milan u19s today for a friendly and he bagged a brace.
He’s averaging 5.4 goals a game! 🤯🤯🤯
Meet Will Still:
▪️30 years old
▪️Youngest manager in the top 5 European Leagues
▪️Fell in love with coaching after playing Football Manager
▪️Doesn’t have the required coaching license so Reims pay a €25,000 fine each game
▪️14 games unbeaten
THAT’S WHY HE’S THE GOAT! 🐐
To the United fans who may have a short memory.
When Ronaldo was linked to City, you guys were SEETHING!
You all begged him to come back, knowing his age, knowing he wasn’t the player he once was.
He scored 18 PL goals in his first season back.
Grow up. Respect your GOAT. 🐐
Forest 🌳: CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE, YOU’LL NEVER SING THAT!
Man City 🔵 : CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE, YOU WERENT EVEN BORN!
Forest 🌳: CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE, YOU WON’T BE ALIVE!!
Ladies & Gents, English fans. 👏
Watford’s Ken Sema suffers with a stammer.
He scored twice in their win over West Brom last night & very bravely came out to conduct and interview after the game.
What a legend. 🫡❤️
🚨 The Premier League chiefs have decided AGAINST using World Cup-style offside technology for next season.
Of course they have, because it actually works.
Nathan Redmond or Luis Figo?
“I’d aff to probleh go Redmond. Local lad. Proven it in the Prem. Jus don’t fink Figo ever had that PACE in him to get at defenders loik Redmond did.”
🚨 BREAKING: Achraf Hakimi is under investigation for rape.
A young woman went to the police station on Sunday, she accused the player of rape & the prosecution took up the case despite the woman's refusal to file a complaint.
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🗣️ Achraf Hakimi's mother:
“My heart tells me that my son is innocent and has a good education.”
“He doesn't deserve what happened to him.”
“I asked him about the case, and he swore to me that he was innocent.”
The moment Mattéo Guendouzi was told his home was burgled during Marseille’s pre-season match vs Leverkusen.
His wife & child were home at the time, his wife was able to get the intruders to flee after taking a single €20,000 Rolex.
Scary stuff! 😳🇫🇷
2023/24 Premier League Predictions:
1. Arsenal (🏆)
2. Man City
3. Liverpool
4. Man United
5. Chelsea
6. Aston Villa
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7. Newcastle
8. Tottenham
9. Brighton
10. Brentford
11. Fulham
12. West Ham
13. Burnley
14. Crystal Palace
15. Nottingham Forest…