Ryan Reynolds
@VancityReynolds
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Hard keeping my mouth sewn shut about this one. ⚔️
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The world looks different now. She was great at defying expectation. She managed to grow very old and somehow, not old enough. We’ll miss you, Betty. Now you know the secret.
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Quick explainer video that tackles…
1) Timeline questions
2) Logan canon
3) MCU FAQ
4) Whether we can do this all day or not
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My daughter loves being buried up to her neck in sand at the beach. Her little face lights up when I come back to get her the next day.
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We should photoshop me over his yearbook picture next.
#DontMessWithGabi
My boyfriend and I broke up a few days after prom, so I decided to "edit" the photos a little
@VancityReynolds
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My kids tried to surprise me for my birthday this morning. I totally heard them coming and snuck out to start a new life somewhere else.
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From a guy who never knows when to quit, I’m glad you guys never did. Congrats
#Avengers
.
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Weird. My daughter JUST stabbed me in the right eye. (She’s not a ninja, but she IS a bit of a dick) Point is, We can finally trade roles... (Happy Birthday Bubba!)
Immediately after this shot was taken my son viciously attacked me from behind (due to his ninja training) and slammed my face into the flaming candles, I’ll now be playing Deadpool if
@VancityReynolds
pulls the pin
#bestbirthdayever
@ElsaPataky_
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I think we all knew I'd wind up as a miniature detective repeatedly saying the same two words. Just didn't think it'd be this soon.
#PikaPika
#DetectivePikachu
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Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.
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People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.
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No. Put on Spider-Man (from 2002) and tell him it’s Deadpool. It’s what I do with my kids. Remember to look him straight in the eye when you lie. Good luck. 🕷
@VancityReynolds
RYAN I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION I NEED AN ANSWER TO RIGHT TF NOW!!! My son is 4, he loves Marvel, I’m dying to show him Deadpool but I can’t decide if I should or not. Helpasistahout !!!!!!!!
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My one year old daughter is obsessed with Baby Shark. All day. Every day. And there’s only one way to fix this.
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Being a Dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy-bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word hero.
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Vancouver: $5,000 to anyone who returns this bear to Mara. Zero questions asked. I think we all need this bear to come home.
If you see this missing bear in the west end please email Deborah.Goble
@cbc
.ca
It was in a herschel back pack when stolen along with an iPad.
Mara, the owner says it has her mom’s voice inside saying, ‘I love you I’m proud of you, I’ll always be with you. Her mom died last year
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Nothing better than the simple joys of finding 5 bucks in an old pair of pants, or discovering my wife and I had a second daughter over a year ago.
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Two things.
First, I have your autograph right here, Bang Chan. Will send to you this week.
Second, as a new
@Stray_Kids
fan, can I get an autograph?
#NewFavouriteAustralian
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My daughter gets so pumped watching Disney films. She loves that they all have singing, dancing and a part when the parents die.
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I don’t usually talk about ex-girlfriends. But Betty’s special. Happy Birthday to the one and only,
@BettyMWhite
🎂
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R-Rated box office congratulatory posts aren’t like the ones you’re used to...
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Huge thanks to toy companies for allowing parents to assemble your product ourselves. And huge thanks to hell for accepting me into your warm embrace.
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The guy sitting next to me on the plane placed a tiny chocolate on his tray table. He waited like, 7 hours to eat it. Enjoy hell, fuck-face.
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Just want to wish Billy Ray Cyrus the most special, magical birthday ever. I love you with all my heart. Also, Happy Birthday to my wife.
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Actual footage from the first date with my wife. Tried to surprise her and totally forgot I was a fucking shark.
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My daughters wanted to be Avengers. Now it’s Healthcare Workers because, “they’re the real heroes”. Well, in 20 years, who’s gonna defeat a menacing, no-nonsense CGI villain, backdropped by sincere musical swells? I’m not supposed to say it out loud, but kids are dumb.
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I remember how challenging it was to sing because the A-hole was so tight. But I pushed through because kids all over the country were counting on me.
Watching a little
@sesamestreet
with the kiddo, and its an episode with
@VancityReynolds
and the gang doing an A-Team gag. Its a delight, for both me and the kiddo.
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You can tell me. We’re married. You once drove me to the hospital when you were giving birth. So... what the fuck happened to Emily?
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When ordering ice cream, I like to get all three scoops.
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Thrilled to be EXO’s newest member. I might not be able to dance or sing, but one thing’s for damn sure: I have no idea how to give the “thumbs up” sign. Honestly, I never learned it.
@weareoneEXO
@Bosslogic
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Dropped by the X-Mansion. Big fucking surprise. No one's home.
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Alex Trebek was kind enough to film a cameo for our film Free Guy last year despite his battle. He was gracious and funny. In addition to being curious, stalwart, generous, reassuring and of course, Canadian. We love you, Alex. And always will.
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We’re supposed to announce Logan and Deadpool will soon be the first R-rated movies on Disney+. But we all know some Disney movies should already be rated R for irreversible trauma.
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I can go from researching a cramp on WebMD to coffin shopping in under 90 seconds.
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Everything I own smells like champagne, beer and grass. I’m still somewhere between giggling and sobbing. This town and this sport is one of the most romantic things on earth. Thank you,
@Wrexham_AFC
⚔️🏴⚔️
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Apparently you can’t actually blow the Matterhorn.
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Pretty consistently from 2013 to 2015 Deadpool would explode on Twitter with fans wanting me to play him. It was awkward because I agreed with them but the studio didn’t see it. Ultimately the fans won and the rest is glorious history. I’m forever grateful.
Hi
@levarburton
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Auditioned for the role of “Anthony Stark”. Didn’t come even remotely close, but the nice man with the taser escorted me to the ground.
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I can‘t tell if my daughter’s smashing plates all over the kitchen floor or singing the theme song to Paw Patrol.
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My god,
#FIFAWorldCup
. This game is a gorgeous, evil curse. I love it so much make it stop.
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If my daughter proves she can take care of the Fire Ants I got her, we’ll get her the damn kitten.
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I’m absolutely sick of the media exploiting past relationships just to drive clicks.
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Rob and I kinda blacked out during this moment, but somehow we’ll never forget it.
🎥: Paul Rudd
cc:
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-
@RMcElhenney
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In fairness, my mom uses my OnlyFans account.
One last heist for the road 🥃
Beat that,
@vancityreynolds
.
For the record, Ryan’s mama is an AMAZING WOMAN. Not sure why Ryan turned out the way he did.
#RedNotice
hits
@Netflix
worldwide THIS FRIDAY!
Enjoy our film 🥃🌍
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My daughter just sneezed into my yawning mouth. Seemed really fucking pleased with herself. Joke's on her. She'll have to bury me someday.
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Can’t decide between a midnight blue minivan with all wheel drive and foldable rear seats or a coffin.
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I wish. I could use a little “me time”.
Deadpool Ryan Reynolds and wife Blake Lively struggling to spend 'quality time'.
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I gave this 3 months. Tops. I was wrong.
I believe in life we need to see and truly be seen by the most important people in our lives. Deb, from day one, we had that. 22 years later ... it only gets deeper. You and the kids are the greatest gift I will ever receive. I love you a gazillion times around the world.
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I want to shut this disgusting rumor down before I start it. Yes, there’s a scene in
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in which I have adorable little baby legs. In order to achieve this illusion I did NOT sit on an actual baby... For more than a minute. An hour, tops.
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Time to uncork that explosive sexual tension between Deadpool and Mickey Mouse.
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Happy
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. Since the moment I first put on the suit, it’s been the greatest gig of my life. Even “Practice Deadpool” in 2009.
#NotReallyAnXMan
#XPerson
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So sorry. I moved her birthday this year. It was feeling a little crowded for me.
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I see
@RealHughJackman
is no longer allergic to selfish.
Hugh Jackman Rules Out Wolverine Return For Deadpool Team-Up -
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I got my mom an iPod Shuffle for Christmas. This is gonna be amazing.
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Siri just read this out loud to my daughters. Happy Thanksgiving.
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Full disclosure: I showed them Spiderman 1 & 2 and told them it was Deadpool 1 & 2.
#Deadpool3
Deadpool 3 will join the MCU as an R-rated movie, according to Marvel Studios president Kevin Feige.
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Bob Ross is very calming. 5 min into this show, it feels like you've been fucked to death by a thousand pillows.
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The suit hides the blood. Also sweat... But today, with Deadpool wrapping, it's mostly tears. A giant and forever thanks to the cast and crew of our film who battled wind, rain, strikes and
@RealHughJackman
... all under the stalwart leadership of
@ShawnLevyDirect
I got to make a…
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Everybody knows the Deadpool suit is also a toilet. Get it together.
My son is ready for Halloween
@VancityReynolds
. No idea how he is supposed to use the washroom. Any tips Ryan?!!
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Coincidentally, I ran into
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@laughingmanco
after I followed him there.
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I guess this makes me older Percy Jackson? Congrats Walker Scobell! You were always a demigod in my mind.
#PercyJackson
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Did Chan just confirm the first Deadpool is a Christmas movie? Happy Holi-stays!
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