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@reyat0rn
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9 months
@megantheevalium no it’s good bc then you don’t associate a nice spot with a shitty date
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3 months
@thechosenberg Not gay, Just Beautiful
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8 months
@thechosenberg This used to be normal
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8 months
@SchrodingrsBrat This is a super normal and popular opinion
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6 months
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7 months
If i got laid off from big tech i would be working a shift at Arby’s the next day
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8 months
I don’t get the memes that are like “my younger self would hate me 🥀 ” umm. That bitch was a fat wigger virgin who cares
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8 months
@megantheevalium This gives the same energy as Anna telling that anecdote about the Puerto Rican teens making fun of her long ass cigarette
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8 months
We nuke Miami and gender relations would prob reset. No more insta thots, no more street interviewers in their 30s, just vibes
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2 months
Getting groomed into a threesome and spouting the safe word as soon as I see them naked
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8 months
It’s crazy how much I’m gonna make America’s decline about me
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9 months
@Howlingmutant0 trans woman raped him and he apologized after
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8 months
“Tomboy gf” is just harm reduction for someone who really wants to fuck little boys
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7 months
If i got laid off from big tech i would be working a shift at Arby’s the next day
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8 months
Rate my set up ?
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9 months
this just means it was too late for him not that porn is fine
@Delicious_Tacos
Delicious Tacos
9 months
I used to watch porn many times per day I haven't looked at porn in about 9 months It's made 0 difference
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@reyat0rn
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3 months
If a guy has a fiancé for 2.5+ years he circles back to being more single than if he just had a gf
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@reyat0rn
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11 months
@benzoangels dental hygienist
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4 months
This is the horniest a woman has ever been
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2 months
You can be bad at eating
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Riley Read-Only
2 months
Sex is hard to get wrong. Like it’s hard to be bad at it. It’s one of our most basic natural things. It’s like if someone was bad at eating
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3 months
@lillybilly299 Not losing weight on principle so she can be loved for “who she is” implies she thinks her desire is purely altruistic which is a little self aggrandizing
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@reyat0rn
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1 year
thank you sea expert @lycheelex for explaining that the human spirit remains strong even under the pressure of the entire ocean 🌊
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@reyat0rn
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8 months
Have people addicted to vaping considered sucking their thumb instead
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2 months
@megantheevalium First red flag imo
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@reyat0rn
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6 months
I do this in my room every day
@Dach_Zombi
Zach Dombi
6 months
Dudes rock
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@reyat0rn
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9 months
@BdsmHookah i’m happy right now. in fact, i think i’m a litttle happier than you
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5 months
@megantheevalium The Twix sprinkle stuff really encapsulates the vibe of this video love it sm
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3 months
Kissless handholdless touchless 21 virgin BUT 100s of men have seen her naked on Omegle Gf, OR 30 bodies GF
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8 months
@thechosenberg Drink more
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3 months
I MISS BLASSIE !! FREE BLASSIE!!
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7 months
It’s so fucked up I have to play pickleball to find a husband due to the nature of my current social circle
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8 months
@DollPariah @megantheevalium She has a womb to protect it’s okay for her to be a little scared
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9 months
men need to stop bragging about their ruined ability to pair bond
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9 months
my goal is to be the first well adjusted white woman to live without use of SSRIs or religion or pet ownership
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7 months
Whenever when I’m dancing and drunk and kinda embarrassed about it I’m like oh yeah there’s fat women here who cares could be worse
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7 months
I’m the first trad wife to have a zyn addiction, no husband, and an active discord account
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8 months
@0111000imnormal This actually reads as super responsible and brave and emotionally honest
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2 months
The most normal girl I know just posted this greentext to her story. She’s literally a rupi kaur fan and 4chan has reached her
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@reyat0rn
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8 months
Have you guys just tried waiting out your feelings ??
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10 months
ivy wolk is extremely online but does not understand how the internet / copypastas work. she also pulled strings to get my friend lychee banned bc she was jealous of the effervescent sex appeal she will never have
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10 months
mexican kids are so cute love when they’re chubby with stupid haircuts in their dads white truck wearing thick ass medicare glasses, they’re gonna go home and watch power rangers and eat pop rocks in front of the TV
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7 months
Imagine getting roofied at a brewery bro. It’s over
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9 months
God the women you made bisexual to make sister wifehood bearable are entering abusive and sexless relationships with one another in small cramped apartments with too many pets
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8 months
@thechosenberg This is truly a cursed story
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5 months
Got saluted while in the backseat of an Uber
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9 months
would anyone like to enter a codependent female friendship with me ?
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5 months
OUT: I RAN OVER A CURB AND BLEW MY TIRE OUT IN: I LEARNED HOW TO CHANGE A TIRE FRAMING IS SO IMPORTANT LADIES
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@reyat0rn
Reya
9 months
she made me cry at russian math school (RMS) (massachusetts residents with striver parents know)
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MaryShelleyStepOnMe
9 months
Anna, 2012
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6 months
Self serious traumatized men I hate you !! So annoying !! Shut up!!
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@reyat0rn
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9 months
hey guys i work (on labor day) for another 5 hours could you guys light up the notif bell for me please , i deserve it
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7 months
Need a post christian husband with conservative impulses
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9 months
today i asked a “consultant” what he did for a living and he said “strategy” and i had to prompt him to elaborate
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6 months
Guys I have a alt rite ethnically Jewish coworker who is ortho Christian how am I supposed to Log OFF when he’s anywhere in my life I want an AC unit to fall on his head
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@reyat0rn
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8 months
Filled with rage at 7pm everyday
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@reyat0rn
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9 months
so is she the only one who doesn’t understand the debate was a pretext for a fun time , and not real
@Grimezsz
𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳
9 months
Me and my debate partner @SarahTheHaider - we won! Coverage of the debate is insane tho, when it goes online I'd appreciate if ppl wud watch it and make up their own minds
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@reyat0rn
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8 months
Based off one month in Mississippi I’m gonna go ahead and say the phrase “trauma dumping” is anti southern
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8 months
At least strippers have a commute OF girls are just masturbating in their bedroom??
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@reyat0rn
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9 months
or hormonal birth control or alternative milk or hard drugs
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3 months
Bene Gesserit pussy got me dune too much 🤣
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11 months
@benzoangels it’s like two years of school and you makeup 90k ish
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2 months
So many trends are the product of being on SSRIs & birth control . My nominations include taylor swift , tik tok mannerisms other things I don’t like etc.
@megantheevalium
“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE
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i feel like collecting squishmallows is a side effect of birth control
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6 months
This would honestly make me feel loved and cherished. I would blush while the black girls played with my hair after
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26 days
Backseat modelo
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8 months
Ideal situation would be if you could edit ur genes in ur late twenties so you could reap the benefit of being a superhuman but still have built character by being fucked up and retarded
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1 year
we need to save the Uyghurs fr
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9 months
i be long housing these nibbas
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6 months
Is anyone capable of lasting change or am I gonna wake up at 30 still an avoidant and kinda ridiculous person ?
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9 months
even though i am no better than a beast, don’t i have a right to a life ?
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11 months
dating a bi guy to save him from a life of sodomy
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9 months
reminder to my women (afab) followers : sex is evil and it will make ur body work against ur brain like nails on a chalkboard . please avoid sex that is not bracketed within a bond
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@reyat0rn
Reya
8 months
*in a club where 30% of the pop is black women with blonde weaves and 50% is white men with gold teeth* The beauty of humanity is too much too take sometimes and i think i might kill myself bc of it
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9 months
hey can everyone stop doing drugs and telling me about it ?
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9 months
I must be the most rare combination ever. Less that 1% of woman are based. Less than 2% of the world is retarded. Leess than 2% is based AND retarded. The only thing that would make me more rare was if I was based retard gang.
@pearlythingz
H. Pearl Davis
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I must be the most rare combination ever. Less than 1% of women are 6 foot. Less than 2% of the world has red hair. Lees than 2% of the world has green eyes! Yet somehow I have all 3! Only thing that would have made me more rare is blue eyes
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@reyat0rn
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10 months
frat boys like logan paul think there are two types of women- mousey nerds and sexxy sluts who love sex and do sex all the time. they actually prefer a high body count, they think sex is a sport and they want their gf to win
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@reyat0rn
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9 months
@0ph3li4_ gentirifying the retard definition by being a girl who flaps her hands
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9 months
some of you should consider waking up as the same person day to day
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3 months
What if a bell jar mom had a pit viper daughter? What would happen what would they talk about
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9 months
@megantheevalium me and the crew
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11 months
the phrase “iced latte” seems sophisticated but then you get one and you’re mostly drinking cold milk like a toddler would
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9 months
No I have not read Infinite Jest yet. I am waiting to meet my husband so he can explain it to me.
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9 months
asked the guy at the airport starbucks if i could use my partner numbers and he smirked and said no. it’s 6am and i’m hungry
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9 months
how to smoke & no wrinkles
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6 months
Okay this is insensitive but southerners have way more dead relatives than the average person
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2 months
Sorry ! Not sharing any more of myself with you!! You’ve reached your limit . Haha
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11 months
one way to get away with race play would be to be make it super obscure and dated, maybe a dhimmi subject pays jizya to ottoman tax collector in a creative way or something like that
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3 months
Sex with the same gender mostly falls under the category of “hanging out” since there’s no possibility of a baby
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8 months
Going mommy daddy mode with a retail job for three months will allow me to go grind mode for the next ten years without going on SSRIs or buying a really big dog I wanna fuck
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1 year
don’t own a milady bc i kinda look like one already it would be overkill
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6 months
Seeing an aella tweet then sperg hitting myself on the head
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11 months
delicious tacos looks like a 10th grade history teacher that doesn’t groom his students but clearly wants to
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2 months
He really wants women to masturb*te to this and I’m sad some have fallen for it… Be Better
@scorpiho666
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3 months
Steve from Blues Clues posting this after the Nickelodeon documentary, he knew exactly what we needed 🥺
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3 months
This is what happens when fundamentally edgy people don’t let themselves say slurs in private
@DUIbarbie
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3 months
you’ve heard of r/gooncaves but have you heard of the subreddit where they are fetishistically wearing diapers and shitting themselves
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22 days
Should I feel shame? 🙂‍↕️ 🙂‍↕️
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9 months
My homegirl has a rocking bod, big naturals and one of the tightest pussies I’ve ever felt and she STILL can’t find a man. It’s a tough game out here for a women these days.
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7 months
@megantheevalium Being on time
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6 months
Divorced father ex cop really freaking me out rn but like in a way that’s making me empathetic
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3 months
@megantheevalium Yah it makes you yack too
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9 months
men are being weird to me today bc i’m releasing “help me” pheromones
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2 months
Just covered my eyes floating otter style to imagine someone else’s perspective of a text I wanted to send
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