Delicious Tacos
@Delicious_Tacos
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I need more people reading this book Making it $3 https://t.co/aKtr5AIKih
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Two birdwatchers survive a nuclear holocaust.
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It Happened to Me
Mid-life crisis but where you drop everything and become a turbo normie
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Two birdwatchers survive a nuclear holocaust.
A lot of literature is about the urge to walk away https://t.co/NgcAqhcj4r
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Post something for Halloween
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Still haven’t seen the show
@Delicious_Tacos why aren’t you credited on Severance for AUTO PILOT
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Population is collapsing. You don't have to worry about climate change anymore. It's over. Enjoy your air conditioning. The problem is solving itself. No need to waste tax payer money anymore
Nearly $8 billion in Green New Scam funding to fuel the Left's climate agenda is being cancelled. More info to come from @ENERGY. The projects are in the following states: CA, CO, CT, DE, HI, IL, MD, MA, MN, NH, NJ, NM, NY, OR, VT, WA
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@cs_cane Marx was a twat, but nah. With no more need for slaves, our wonderful overlords will just get rid of the average person. They already are. https://t.co/vuFF3US1R3
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Previously on “Drunk Thoughts” Last night I consumed a pint of Christian Brothers® brandy from Royale Junior Liquor Market and sat down to determine my position on global capitalism and…
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In so many ways, the vibrancy of our city can be judged by the health of our bodegas. That’s why I’m so proud to be in the Bronx this morning to accept the endorsement of the United Bodegas of America.
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A photographer in southern Spain captured what is believed to be the first-ever white Iberian lynx, a leucistic big cat so rare it seems almost mythical. Already one of the world’s rarest cats, the Iberian lynx was pulled back from the brink of extinction after its population
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I call every woman I know aunt, and yes I fuck my aunt
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I call my car a horse. When I eat chicken I call it a hamburger.
The only people who don’t have "aunts and uncles" who aren’t technically aunts and uncles are stuck up WASPs. I’m white as hell and even I call my godparents that
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Best thing about getting married: you now have access to all your wife’s underwear and clothes, doubles your wardrobe overnight
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Don't blame me I voted for Curtis Sliwa https://t.co/4Kl8gUT7Io
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25 years ago I criticized New York for it’s rapid decline into a third world country. I was forced to undergo Psychological Counseling, as if I were the crazy one. 25 years later, the city is voting in a muslim socialist for mayor. FUCK NEW YORK.
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