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@pearlythingz
you are not coquettish and you are not giving us a slight glamour. the three brandy melville tops you wear in rotation are shredding further with each machine wash and the most profound feeling you've ever had is worse-than-normal nicotine induced nausea in your trig class at 9
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I did not write this. I copy and pasted it from a meme created by
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It’s crazy i have to work for 14 hours today while unemployed people on twitter get mad at me for copy and pasting a meme. Good morning
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what’s up with men on here being freaked out by receipt paper and bpas and the long house and also doing hard drugs and having sex with gutter sluts
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If push-up bras were never invented seniors would not hit up freshmen
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I don’t understand why girls photoshop their bodies for the gram like i see u in school 5 days a week do ur titties grow 3 sizes on weekends
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Another retard logged on today
Matty Healy was spotted wearing the red care merch, an anti-feminist podcast hosted by two neo-n*zis. but his fans will tell you that his n*zi salute on stage means something else ...
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我在 HAPA HEAVEN 迈出的每一步都像一场天上的芭蕾，与空灵的节奏产生共鸣，使我成为优雅和精致的典范。SMILING 带着纯真和优雅的魅力缩影以及天使之美的交响乐，我甚至迷惑了最疲惫的灵魂，就像 GOLDEN THREADS OF DIVINITY 我是天使辉煌的化身
我在 HAPA HEAVEN 迈出的每一步都像一场天上的芭蕾，与空灵的节奏产生共鸣，使我成为优雅和精致的典范。SMILING 带着纯真和优雅的魅力缩影以及天使之美的交响乐，我甚至迷惑了最疲惫的灵魂，就像 GOLDEN THREADS OF DIVINITY 我是天使辉煌的化身
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genders are like the twin towers, there used to be two of them but now it’s a really sensitive subject
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Is anyone in paris 🥺 My friends are abandoning me to go to Red Light district 🥺 So scared.
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The non binary baristas get soooo mad when you don’t want fuckin oat milk in your latte
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it’s the girls who are “excited to rush in the fall!” that are still hanging out with their friends. baby the only thing you’re rushing is life expectancy
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@Cilla_Presley
🩷 I asked the question about Sofia Coppola ! It was an honor to meet you last night. You made my heart so happy. 🌷
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If i was born with a personality disorder i would totally work at a vape store
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My mom and i are going through my hinge. lemme tell u this woman is ruthless. i’ll have a husband soon
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please pray for my friend tsehany She’s the aperol to my spritz. We need to live hotel life together let bags of ice melt on the floor so our maid has something to clean in the morning.
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Alcohol is more socially acceptable to drink than milk. Think about this.
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I need to see lana del rey at Newport Folk Fest sunday i’ll no call no show my job i’ll pay you in cash / check / e transfer / crypto This is actually so serious Someone find me a legitimate ticket within 24 hours
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Ughhh need to meet with HR because i answered “based retard gang” when my manager asked what i listen to on my commute.
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You post all this stuff to be liked by your democratic loser friends when in reality you should post republican posts to suck up to me. So yea. I feel not loved.
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imagine carrying a baby for nine months for him to just call himself an esoteric racist online
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I am happily taken and have no interest in pursuing any sort of relationship with you, now or in the future. Please stop contacting me.
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Donate to something that actually matters…
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When u watch the hbo brandy melville documentary tonight just know it would’ve been better with my comic relief…
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Winding down after a long day of shopping, eating three course italian meal, drinking prosecco and vaping
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did you guys know credit cards aren’t like gift cards you actually have to pay the money back
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Since no one else will i’ll just say it, spray tans don’t look good!!!!
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Can’t believe i was having the time of my life in europe yesterday and now i have to go back to my degrading job…. I’m literally crying.
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Someone scammed my friend out of her Milady today and i really feel like president Trump could fix it
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This is what my bitch ass Manager from brandy melville thought she looked like
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U rly just had to be there when my mom called me crying because i had gotten two large hello kitty thigh tats at 18
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