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@meiselasb
21. When you work as hard as me and are as smart as me, people get jealous. Can’t be helped. I hired the best people but they couldn’t stand being so inferior to me so they all turned in to losers and left. That’s okay, plenty more where they came from.
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17. If it weren’t for those bone spurs and dodging AIDS all those years I would have been a super soldier. You know, like Rambo…only smarter. A super deadly and stable genius, with great hair, that women can’t resist. And I’m very neat. Not many people know that about me.
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@CalltoActivism
This is how we overcome all the nonsense currently going around. It’s our way out of this mess. Nothing fancy or complicated, just plain and simple love in action without condition or boundary.
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@meiselasb
23. My once impressive combover is also a thing of the past. What is left is starting to look more and more like a wad of sun baked cotton candy stapled to my dome. This is no way to treat an ex President I tell you! I have it worse than Navalny and Lincoln combined!!
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@benfrankliv76
@LetsKickHateNow
He tends to solicit that response from women that aren’t working an angle…
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@herotimeszero
Right? I get them confused all the time! Taylor is no match for a classy lady like L-Bo though. Just look at how gracefully she HANDles her constituents (and how well they know the drill, with cash in hand no less!).
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@joncoopertweets
There’s something really wrong with her. This isn’t political anymore. Her health or even life may be at stake. Someone please get her the help she needs NOW. We can go back to quarreling once she is safe and on the road to recovery.
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@gtconway3d
His grifting also had to kick it up a notch or two to keep up with such lavish spending…
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@meiselasb
28. When people remember me, your favorite President of all time, I want them to see a strong, smart, sexy man’s man. Don’t look up and see what is standing right in front of you. That’s fake news and boring. Alternative facts are way more fun. I’m not old and lame. I’m your GOD.
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From someone who abhors watching commercials…this is pretty f
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great! 😂👍🏼👍🏼
Did you try to overthrow the government?
Are you worried that the rule of law is catching up to you?
Thanks to Kevin McCarthy, the attorneys at
#InsurrectionLLC
are standing by and ready to take your call...
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@meiselasb
16. There would be no war with me in charge because I know how to handle other leaders. They love me. Hard.
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26. The hardest has been watching my best girl turn tail and keep her distance. Don’t get me wrong, I like that tail A LOT but I sure do miss our private time. Whenever she was down I would pump her right up and she knew just how to handle me. Daddy’s little girl is done with me!
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@JoJoFromJerz
I believe that is an automatic golden ticket straight to internet win for the day
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@meiselasb
25. So much for the heir apparent righting the Trump ship. This loser should never have made it out of Bag-Dad. We could have covered all these judgements just with what he’s blown on all that uphill skiing for Christ’s sake.
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@meiselasb
12. I’m not selling ridiculous merch to my MAGA sheep army because I’m broke. It’s because I love them so much and want them to have a part of me…including my potent musk.
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@TrumpluvsObama
Oh L-Bo, you are a non-stop font of low class amusement. Like an evil carnaval that runs on pedo lust and broken dreams.
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@WholeMarsBlog
I’m so mortified by Elon’s behavior I think I need to cancel my Starship pre-order.
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@joncoopertweets
This man is pure evil and must be removed from power immediately, then held accountable for his atrocities.
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@JoJoFromJerz
When the house is on fire, you don’t put the firefighters on hold and investigate how it started. You put out the fire first. Doing it in the wrong order only adds to the body count. This is all about one thing and one thing only. Maximizing gun manufacturer profits. Period.
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@JoJoFromJerz
No no no!!! I don’t accept your compliment! You must be upset when I’m winning. Waaaaaaaah! 😭
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@JoJoFromJerz
A scathing indictment…but perhaps of the very society that put him in power and is now debating a sequel.
This sad hull of a man is merely a speed bump. We are at the wheel. The real story is about us, not him.
What will we write next?
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@OccupyDemocrats
Unreal how Alan could get it so right while the Rock got it so wrong. Greed can corrupt almost anyone I guess.
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@meiselasb
13. I totally don’t have syphilis actually. I just really enjoy getting the last of the jam out of the jar.
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@meiselasb
24. Even my most trusted confidants like OG Rudy have bailed on me when I need them most. Now they’re saying I owe HIM money?? He would be nothing without me. I dug him and half the other 9-11 survivors out with my bare hands and this is how they thank me? Go tuck yourself Rudy!
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@RpsAgainstTrump
Yes, let’s send Large Marge to the front lines in Ukraine so she can lead the charge to MUGA!! One look at her and the Russkies will brown their shorts and run for cover.
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@antifaoperative
@IvanasStairCam
So many drag queens posing as church members. It’s just crazy!
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@meiselasb
19. No one has ever done more to secure our position around the globe. I’ve had to swallow my pride, and many other things, to put Amerika first. These tonsils have taken a beating the likes of which have never been seen before. I do it all for you and don’t enjoy it one bit.
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@NoLieWithBTC
Asking for federal assistance is she? How socialist of her. Seems hypocritical given her common rants. As the love child of Spock and Grimace, you’d think she’d be more enlightened and laid back.
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@theliamnissan
That will be the same face he makes as his anus is stretched into a hula hoop.
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@JoJoFromJerz
Let’s not forget about that bastion of hope for Black America and gummer extraordinaire known as Tim Scott!!
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@antifaoperative
GOP = Greedy Offensive Pedophiles
Every one of their accusations is a confession. Every vote for them is an unmistakable sign of approval and support. Be careful what you ask for. Eventually you (or your kids) will get it.
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@meiselasb
22. Some have resorted to making fun of my make up regimen. If only they knew just how hard it is to maintain this lustrous glow. Can you imagine what I will have to resort to once I’m doing hard time and the spray tan runs out?
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@RpsAgainstTrump
See exchange below. “Might” be “a” similar picture? I doubt it’s just one. His poor daughter. Anyone trying to figure out how Dumpf won last time or could win again this time, here’s your answer.
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@meiselasb
You’re all missing the bigger picture. He is a man of God. This more than makes up for any other shortcomings. Just ask him about his favourite bible verse…
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@RonFilipkowski
Plenty of cash here folks. Enough to cover half a billion in fines. Don’t worry about me, Mr Stable Genius billionaire hero. Just keep sending me your grocery money and I’ll be fine. When you get evicted you’ll look so smart walking down the street in your Chinese gold sneakers.
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@RpsAgainstTrump
Did he read the words? IF so, is he more sexually attracted to his daughter than his wife? Would he covet his daughter’s body and contemplate dating her? Will he recognize these as rhetorical questions? Noted, never assume others can or will read. Remember, this man gets a vote.
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