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How many participants do you think just found out they aren't going to the border, they're expected to be forming a commune? #convoy #jonestown
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The baptisms have begun at the trucker convoy to Take Our Borders Back that ended up at a sketchy Children's Ranch holding a religious revival #convoy
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The corner chuds tried to get an Ashli Babbitt chant going which was a massive flop #FreedomCorner #convoy #idiots
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Crowd shot for tonight's "Uncle Ted" performance #convoy #UncleTed
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J6 vigil members in PA share their brilliant plan to not let those pesky feds know they're livestreaming a 3rd party phone call with an incarcerated J6er, proving they know full well they aren't allowed to #FreedomCorner #genius #masterplan #foolproof
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Oh good, it's almost time to pass the donation plate #convoy #con #conartist #donation #scam #idiots #fraud
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The professional pedo hunters have arrived on scene #convoy #TakeOurBorderBack #1776RM #ConvoySpeedRunChallenge
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Sarah Palin made an appearance, this is in fact a hootenanny #gross #convoy
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Some of the chuds are getting hit with international phone charges, wonder how much these livestreams are costing them #convoy #international #roaming #HitYouWithABigBill #verizon
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lol this lady was poisoned by the aerosolized covid at CPAC and she hands all the proof to this li'l cowpoke on the stage #convoy #nutty
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The convoy is still on the road, but there's already a chud fight happening at the "Children's Ranch" where they are attempting to have a prayer circle or some shit #convoy #chudfight #danger #wtf
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Mike from the "Exiled Patriots" who is in charge of security has figured out those damn trolls online are clipping livestreams, they aren't really in the ranch #convoy #CaptainObvious #NoShit #idiot #security #TopSecret #doofus
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Beef is overwhelmed with joy as Simon once again climbs out the window with his megaphone. None of this is normal. While I choose to openly mock these people, it is important to remember that they are delusional and a great danger to themselves and others #convoy
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@realConaldRump
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Brian Jackson with the 11 nazi tattoos accidentally says he has a pro bono lawyer, Tammi flips out that he's saying it on livestream. Thank god none of their patriot donor viewers know what that means #FreedomCorner #grifters #conartists #maga #terrorists #idiots #secret
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Aspiring mass murderer Bryan Betancur is wandering around selling sloppy joes for $5 #convoy #FreedomCorner #sloppy #gross #scary
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@realConaldRump
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He had a dream where the holy spirit showed him demonic terrorism, which inspired him to form a religious revival and trick a bunch of "truckers" into driving across the country and pay him $20/day to live in his mud pit #wtf #convoy #DemonicTerrorism #conartist #scam
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Late set at the Christian revivalist trucker convoy to take our border back by heavily donating to a ranch you've never heard of #convoy #scam #trance
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Little D tries to skip the line and got side swiped by a trailer #idiot #convoy #1776RM #YouDeservedIt #fool #BadDriver #HeHasACDL #littleD
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High energy protest in Lancaster PA, an Amish farmer has had 8 years to clean up his raw milk farm full of e. coli and listeria but repeatedly refuses to adhere to any regulation and finally got shut down. Naturally these idiots show up #FreedomCorner #ChunkyMilk #diarrhea
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Sherri is mucking about at the border without any ID #convoy #WhatCouldGoWrong
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Little D, who's best friend is Bandit the convicted level 3 sex offender, assumes the role of Red Shirt and tries to kick out another convite for being a pedo #convoy #1776RM #security #WhyDoAllTheseConvoysHaveSoManyPedophiles
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Man who didn't want to pay the entrance fee is outside the gates selling hats for "charity" and of course he takes credit cards #convoy #hats #scam #AllMannerOfProduct #SalesWillYieldContributionsForTheEverySaleToThoseCauses #BuyAHat
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The splinter groups are forming, some of them are going to go on a side mission to the border for some "Freedom Outlaw Shit" #convoy #splinter #xfoot #xray #SideMission #wink #TightAndSexy #HomeDepot
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Somebody let Mona on stage #DramaClub #convoy
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Little D doing Little D activities again. Tries to play chicken, becomes the chicken and gets chastised over the CB #convoy #1776RM #bawkbawk #chicken #idiot
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The man who was exiled from the convoy yesterday has transitioned into convoy protester, sitting along the side of the road talking shit #spicy #convoy #switcharoo
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Convicted J6er currently on probation, Treniss Evans, spreads more lies about the riot he participated in. #convoy #FreedomCorner #j6
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@ZTPetrizzo
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Today The People’s Convoy was defeated by one person riding a bike in downtown DC.
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They aren't allowed to stay at tonight's location #convoy #ConvoyProblems #DanielsRevenge #antifa #pizza
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Oh crap, the Honeywagon's getting pelted with hail y'all #beef #hail #PrayForUs #HAARP #antifa
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One of the convites just discovered their tires are about to pop #convoy #tires #safety #pop #fingernails #DonnerParty #AlmostMadeIt
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Introducing special guest Bryan Betancur, who was wearing an ankle monitor for his prior burglary crimes when he went to J6, making him easy to capture. PB/PF, openly fantasizes about mass murder, is a stalker with active protection order, etc #yikes #convoy #FreedomCorner
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The #FreedomCorner chuds are on their way to Eagle Pass to stare at a fence and they abandoned Daniel again #MAGASuperMario #DanielsRevenge #convoy
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@realConaldRump
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The #FreedomCorner patriots are on a field trip, today they are visiting the Supreme Court. Tammy can't resist touching the photos of her boyfriend's swastika tattoos, they're just so sexy you know? #friendly #happy #terrorists #NoBeef #VeganPatriots
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3 hours into the Ted Nugent show, where Ted was on stage for 13 minutes, this guy takes the stage #convoy #toastmasters
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The corner chuds tried, again, to get an Ashli Babbitt chant going and it went a little worse than the last time #convoy #FreedomCorner #idiots
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Ivan the Bipe Pomber talks his usual garbled nonsense while Lara Logan gives him an adoring stare #convoy
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Dumb J6er currently in jail (who is allowed to call and talk on a live stream for some reason) says he wants to sue the jail because he doesn't like where his cell is located. The literal nazi facilitating the phone call struggles to contain her laugh. #FreedomCorner #idiots
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Well I'll be damned #UncleTed #convoy
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J6 terrorist Marc Bru in his jail cell calls the official terrorist hotline to talk about hanging political opponents, shooting CPS agents, and breaking out of jail with his grandpa's tractor #FreedomCorner #TotallyNormalConversation #ActiveImagination
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Good news everyone, the boxed chicken salad was donated so please feel free to have as much as you'd like #convoy #FreedomCorner #1776RM #chudloaf
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Beef asks some real journalists a question, says she's been riding convoy so she's stuck in a bubble and her friends won't tell her the truth #convoy #MomentOfClarity #WillSheLearnFromThis #No #GloryBeef
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The man D tried to kick out for being a pedophile is currently pacing back and forth working himself into a frenzy #yikes #convoy #1776RM #humilified
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The CONvoy got CONNED into a massive grift for a "Children's Ranch" that they claim was "raided by illegals" #CONvoy #scams #grift #idiots
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Little D calls the convoy a shitshow and turns off his radio before realizing he took a wrong turn and is going the opposite direction #convoy #1776RM #shitshow #idiot #nagivator #ProfessionalTrucker
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SA Steve says that the #TOBB #convoy was a victory! The Deep State was scrambling and didn't know how to deal with it #idiot #GiveMeBackMyFlag
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The convoy is leaving the Walmart. Little D tries to direct traffic, nobody listens to him #convoy #1776RM #idiot #pouting
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Sherri cries rolling through town, she's so insufferable #convoy #FreedomCorner #BothSidesOfTheStreet #amazing
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X-foot has finally arrived to discuss how his patriotism reflects off the ionosphere and attracts antifa #xray #convoy #1776RM #ionosphere #antifa #PatriotsAreComing
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Two of the hate merchants from the #convoy got their main tool finally taken away #IckyIcarus
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Watch as the near extinct Eastern Pennsylvanian Long-necked Spotted Flagperv attempts to purchase a parking pass #FreedomCorner #nature #fauna #SausageParty #GiveMeMyFlag
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One of the convoy members ventured out to Eagle Pass and discovers why GloryBeef has a press pass #convoy #ItsNotReal #SheBoughtItOnZazzleDotCom #beef #presspass #FreedomCorner #GloryBeef #antifa #funny
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Oh good lord, the other Micki is at the border #EaglePass #GloryBeef #j6 #convoy
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After being 10 minutes away for the past four hours, the Dingus Brigade arrives at the tiny parking lot in Katy, Tx to much fanfare and jubilation #convoy #FreedomCorner #1776RM #idiots
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So now it wasn't divine intervention that made you do this, it was someone that called and said they needed a Texas guy to fleece some chuds? #yeehaw #giddyup #convoy #scam
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Li'l D tries to get a Trump chant going to no avail, amazingly gets out rizzed by Bryan #convoy #idiots #ChantFail
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Oh no! Bad news for Hank Muntzer! Turns out he broke his conditions of release by immediately going to #FreedomCorner with Corinne, and then some dirty antifa turned him in! Now he has to go back to court! #winning #idiot #oops #sorry #awshucks #dangit #rats
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More issues at Buc ee's, turns out #MAGASuperMario tried to convoy without a vehicle and hitched a ride on the main RV. The Christian revivalists kicked him out the first chance they got, leaving him stranded in South Carolina #convoy #TakeOurBorderBack #FreedomCorner
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The #FreedomCorner caravan is almost back to share all their exaggerated stories from their #convoy adventures #safety #GloryBeef #WeJustTotallyMessedUp
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Entitled menaces continue to livestream themselves doing awful things #convoy #FreedomCorner
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Mayor McCheese, the Mayor of the Backwoods from the Convoy is here #IYKYK #convoy #1776RM #McMcMcRibRib #MajorTV
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Mona is planning a November 8th convoy for Trump in Branson, she wants it to be 16 miles long so it can circle the entire town #convoy #MonaMoment #branson #FancyHat
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A new J6 prisoner arrives in the treason pod and is ready for his inaugural cult phone call when tragedy strikes #FreedomCorner #SherriHasAGun #idiots #NewGuy #OhNo #sad #ChantingNamesOfTerrorists
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Beef's pissed you guys, how would y'all like it if you were trying to drive through Houston and other people thought they could just up and use the highway at the same time?! #convoy #FreedomCorner #Honeywagon #BadActorsInTheMix #PatriotsOnly #antifa
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"Peter" has "a bunch of boys who are ready to come down there with their machine guns, if you know what I mean" #convoy #TOBBConvoy #yikes #MachineGuns #danger #warning
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Sherri crying about a J6er she just interviewed who is currently awaiting sentencing #FFS #FreedomCorner #convoy #idiots #treason
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They're trying to listen to someone over the phone when tragedy strikes, but never fear, Xray's here! #convoy #1776rm #WhatHappened #xfoot #SadNoises
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There is some Huckleberry Finn level con artistry going on in the Buc ee's parking lot during their pit stop #convoy #FreedomCorner #TakeOurBorderBack #snakeoil #dorks
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And now for a performance by Drunk D #convoy #1776RM #TreePuncher #BanditsBestie
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Quick check in on the #FreedomCorner cult behind the DC jail to contrast against Chudapalooza #sad
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Little D drives like a total jackass in the middle of San Antonio, starts an argument on the radio #convoy #littleD #1776RM #HeSaidHedTakeATicket #safety #BackTheBlue #idiot
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Supposedly Ted Nugent is coming, but I'm suspicious about the scammy way the fake preacher cowboy refused to say his last name #convoy #impersonator #TedNougat
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Little D would like you all to wish the mother of his 7 month old baby who he knocked up at the last convoy a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! 🎉🥳 #convoy #NaughtyAubrey #BadFather #1776RM #HappyBirthday #ChudLove
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Simon is repeatedly hanging out the window with a megaphone, Beef says it's OK because he's in really good shape. A local driver fed up with their shit tries to get through and Beef calls that "dangerous" #convoy #FreedomCorner #idiots #safety #PartyOfLawAndOrder #BackTheBlue
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Sherri is disappointed, I think her cell phone storage is full and they aren't too sure how to fix it. GloryBeef provides Sherri with some Tech Tips (two T's) #BeefTips #convoy #FreedomCorner #CloudStorage #sad #OpenWifi
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Soup lady is enjoying a nice sloppy joe #convoy #soup #fingernails #wipe
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GloryBeef meets up with her good buddy Bryan Betancur, known to the FBI as an aspiring mass murder of school children, who is heavily concerned about Amanda the Infiltrator #FreedomCorner #alert #yikes
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The excommunicated pedophile is still on his way to the Children's Ranch #convoy #yikes #HesMad
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Patriot or Antifa? 🤔 #convoy #CrossDrag #DragShow
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Some of you might remember those anti-drug PSA's with the egg in a frying pan, well I am happy to say through the marvels of modern science that egg actually survived and it's making YouTube videos now #FreedomCorner #ReanimatedEgg
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As he awaits trial for shoving his flagpole between a woman’s legs in DC, #FreedomCorner pervert Jericho Steve Girard is not happy with today’s Wired article that exposed the hateful actions of three fellow #1776RM hatemongers & led to the termination their Youtube channels.
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Little D sets up his tripod in the middle of the highway, gets a freedom finger salute #convoy #FreedomFinger #idiots #LawAndOrder
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The pedo hunters are back to give the convites some more hell, Li'l D tries to clap back but scurries off #convoy #1776RM #ShesNotLying #gross
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Sorry chuds, Oliver's sick of your shit so gather up the fudge rounds and get the fuck out #FreedomCorner #suspended #oops #creepy
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I have a suspicion that Li'l D's erratic driving is what took out Mona's brakes 🤔 #convoy #yeehaw #BadDriving #idiot #MonaMoment #soup #fingernails
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The Beef discovered something peculiar with her Google Maps and, as a respected journalist, decides the best person she could ask to help get to the bottom of it is a crazed sovcit J6 prisoner talking from his cell #FreedomCorner #glorybeef #illuminati #FlashingMaps
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SASteve out by some random pond he found talking about how single old men like him want to "breed" and "enjoy" children, then starts complaining about the scheduling for his sexual assault trial next month #FreedomCorner #maga #Badge296 #GiveMeMyFlag #JershemMerkemPerkMmkay
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Tammi says her boyfriend with eleven nazi tattoos is a great leader in the J6 Patriot Pod because he's spent 10 years in prison before becoming an innocent political hostage, Sherri in the background dancing to STOMP!!!!! 💃💃💃 #FreedomCorner #idiot #terrorist #oats #omg #stomp
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Remember Daniel, the guy they abandoned at the first stop in South Carolina at the Buc-ee's? Well, he made it #DanielsRevenge #MagaSuperMario #FreedomCorner #convoy #HeMadeIt #why
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The convite groupies waiting in the next parking lot, while attempting to track down the dastardly antifa, think it's sensible to run people over if they're driving illegally #convoy #antifa #PocketConstitution
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The gals pull off for some dinner, one of the lunatic #FreedomCorner chat members is waving a flag in an empty parking lot, a fitting reenactment of what they've been missing in DC this past week #convoy #GloryBeef #PeculiarActivity #weird #ThisIsKim #SheNamedFreedomCorner
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He's getting yelled at 😂 #convoy #idiot #NaughtyAubrey cameo by Bryan Betancur
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Little D tattled to the cops who weren't interested in getting involved. The irony is very thick here #chudfight #convoy #1776RM
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You're never gonna believe it, the FBI has hacked GloryBeef's phone y'all #convoy #FreedomCorner #FBI #ProStreamer #OhNo #DanielsRevenge
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