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The Secret Service has updated its protocol so agents now carry treats in their pockets to calm down cadaver dogs.
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You're standing on the shoulders of generations of warriors who gave their lives so you could post bowtie pics declaring your smug lack of character and arrogant ignorance of history.
just two homosexuals who won’t be voting for Joe Biden in November 🇺🇸
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Just in: Pfizer has released the results of its latest study showing vaccinated subjects are more likely to host SNL, win the Super Bowl & get the girl. While its unvaccinated cohort is prone to injury, unfortunate hair choices & being called 'asshole' on social media platforms.
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I just got off the phone with my lawyer & accountant. I've adopted 14 abandoned frozen embryos & after declaring them as dependents on my taxes the government will owe me money for the rest of my life! Or until my fridge has a power outage.
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Pfizer needs to update its list of vaccine benefits.
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The gravitational pull of its windows.
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A group of lions is called a pride. A group of geese is called a gaggle. A group of Russian useful idiots is called the Republican party.
The “Russia was a hoax” party just got outed as pushing a pro-Kremlin narrative AND a Kremlin agent in their effort to impeach Biden and smear his son Hunter. Remove this entire treason caucus from office.
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Marge, the reason you're on the side of Russian war criminals instead of on the side of America is because in Russia you're a useful idiot. Here you're just an idiot.
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Jenna your tweet has moved me to do something about the situation you now find yourself in.
I've set up a
#GoFuckYourself
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"I faced racism growing up. But that was my fault. So I changed my name, my religion, the way I dressed and now I'm the fun tanned mom who likes football, pork rinds & gaslighting people into thinking the leading cause of racism is history books."
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Republicans believe gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.
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This photograph should win a Pulitzer for capturing the media's role in America's descent into post-fact fascism.
At this political moment: Here’s what happens when Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) speaks at Capitol
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Shouts from the crowd: "We're still getting paid for coming though, right?"
Trump announces that his rally in North Carolina canceled due to the weather
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Eric your tweet has moved me to do something about the situation you now find yourself in.
I've set up a
#GoFuckYourself
account for you.
Judge Engoron is truly a cruel man — he knows that every single witness testified to the fact that I had absolutely NOTHING to do with this case (as INSANE as the case truly is). No other judge would ever have allowed my name to be dragged through the mud. This is not justice in…
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To critics who suggested he was being disrespectful to President Biden by staying seated during his SOTU address Mike Johnson's office put out a statement saying the Speaker remained standing throughout the speech.
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Pleb take out your Kevin Sorbo action figure and show us where Taylor hurt you.
Taylor Swift has ruined the NFL for me and tonight will be the first SuperBowl that I skip in my life
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"Today’s reminder that Stephen Miller is only 39"
Yes, but that's 102 in miserable cunt years.
Today’s reminder that Stephen Miller is only 39. Hate has a way of aging you.
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Kari. You claiming you're heartbroken is like a snake saying its leg is broken.
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@TristanSnell
And let's please stop asking why he stole Top Secret documents.
Trump does things for only one reason - money.
So of course he sold/leveraged classified documents no matter who got hurt or damage done to our National security.
He needs to be arrested & put in jail. Or worse.
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"I regret I had but one knife to stick in the back of my country"
Mitch McConnell to step down from Senate leadership | AP News
“Just short of having been on the right side of history” I think is his inevitable political epitaph
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Asked if it will be a long engagement Mindy responded "depends on if there's another actors strike".
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For all you "elderly man with a poor memory" trendsetters tonight kindly rest your fingers & enjoy:
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This is pathetic. Grow up and put on a skirt that covers your worn out knees.
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Using your rape as cover to avoid accountability for your hypocrisy in supporting a court certified rapist is what's truly disgusting, Nancy.
#MaceIsADisgrace
I don't need rape explained to me by a man and liberal Clinton fan who wants to make this election about rape.
It's disgusting.
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With any luck the prison band will have an opening for an accordion player
@realDonaldTrump
What do you notice in this video of Trump raving and ranting after today's devastating ruling?
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Elise maybe Judge Engoron based his decision on all the time he saw Trump spend partying with his mother-in-law on New Year's Eve, sitting in a DC courtroom on Tuesday & playing softball with Bret Baier & Martha MacCallum on Fox Wednesday night.
You whiny feckless c*nt.
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Just in: Malaria has been made an honorary member of Sarah Sanders' Sisterhood of the Traveling Tablecloths.
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When it's his time Trump should be buried at a golf course. A miniature golf course. Near the windmill.
@ffalcon52
@MickeyKuhns
@GretaGrace20
Trump wants to be buried at Arlington. This coming from someone who called our soldiers suckers and losers and refused go out in the rain to visit a memorial in France. He doesn’t deserve to be buried w/honor let alone close to anyone who died fighting for freedom and democracy..
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Tell your kids this is what happens if they don't eat their vegetables.
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"Tired of Winning? Call the law offices of Alina Habba. Faking being smart since 1984"
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They should be required to get a permit to carry those concealed gums.
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MAGA Alert: Taylor Swift just added another show to her Japan tour & won't make it back to Las Vegas on Sunday so the Super Bowl has been rescheduled & will be played on Monday Feb 12th. The game's start time is dependent on her plane's arrival & will be posted on the NFL website
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My lunch.
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Why does he need two?
I think Kushner is about maxed out now on his attempt to grow a beard.
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Girl, running away when you talk isn't cowardice it's a hearing test. And Hunter passed.
Marge is big mad Hunter walked out right before her turn to speak.
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$150M later two important life lessons learned:
Never wear go-go boots where nobody's dancing, never wear opera gloves where nobody's singing.
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Why doesn't a reporter shout back "if it's a scam trial why did you & Bill Barr bring the same case against Michael Cohen?"
Trump: If you read all of the legal pundits, all of the legal scholars, there’s not one that I see that said that this is a case that should be brought for trial.. We’re not going to be given a fair trial
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The Sisterhood of the Traveling Implants
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I'm going to tell my grandkids this is what inspired Don McLean to write 'the day the music died'.
Lara Trump performs the hit single she ripped off from Tom Petty for her fans at Mar-a-Lago.
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Alabastard
If Jim Jordan were a new crayon color, what would it be named?
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They look like a coven that's come to have a look at Rosemary's Baby.
Reporter: You help lead the effort to overturn the 2020 election results, do you—
Republicans: *boo* shut up
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Don't be modest George. Your work with Newt Gingrich & the Republican Party in the '90's to demonize Democrats & instigate the Blow Job Impeachment tilled the toxic soil that allowed Trump & MAGA to grow into this breathtakingly stupid & breathtakingly dangerous mess we live in.
when I was a kid in the 70s thinking how cool it was that I could end up living half my life or more in the 21st century I simply had no idea how breathtakingly stupid it would be
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The regret his parents must feel for honeymooning in Chernobyl.
What's the first thing you think of when you see MAGA President of Turning Point USA Charlie Kirk?
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
Really Junior?
Epstein was murdered in a jail run by the DOJ under your father's watch.
And when asked about a woman who was under indictment for child sex trafficking he wished her "well"
Every Trump accusation is a confession.
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@gtconway3d
"Roe v. Wade did more to undermine the rule of law than any other judicial decision in our lifetimes"
Thanks for mansplaining Roe v Wade to women who've been protected by this law for 50 years.
You and that Alternative Facts lady really do deserve each other.
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Sisterhood of the Traveling Implants
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Just in: Scientists link Taylor Swift outrage to impotence.
Is there anything more annoying than Taylor Swift at a football game? 👇
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The cruelest crimes against humanity are committed by people claiming God is talking to them and they are just following his infallible voice. We must stop this Christofascist insanity now!
Mike Johnson: The Lord told me “very clearly" to prepare to become "Moses".
@RightWingWatch
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*you're
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When you tell people you're Moses you're a grifter not a man of God.
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@seanspicer
Sean if you were a science school teacher we'd still be burning witches to fix problems.
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Less than 8 yrs ago we had a democracy respected around the world, bodily autonomy for women, a 230 yr history of peaceful transitions of power, a POTUS who took the side of America over Putin's KGB.
What happened?
Donald Trump. And vile spineless sycophants like Elise Stefanik
Less than four years ago, we had energy independence, low inflation, a secure border, and Middle East peace.
What happened?
Joe Biden.
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Ivanka is two surgeries away from becoming a Michael Jackson impersonator.
@GretaGrace20
Ivanka has apparently adopted the Karen Carpenter diet, following her recent plastic overhaul which included nose pinch, lip pump and chin sharpening.
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If Jack Nicholson had a love child conceived in a Chernobyl pumpkin patch.
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Virginia Foxx's "23 and Me" test came back showing 6 generations of her family on both sides come from the same house in North Carolina.
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Casey remains optimistic knowing that in two weeks her eyebrows will turn into beautiful butterflies.
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@joncoopertweets
As a courtesy the DA's office notified Trump & his lawyers in advance so he could prepare for the arrest on Tuesday.
Now that Trump is clearly inciting violence on Tues the DA should revoke the agreement and go out and arrest him today to prevent the violent protests Trump wants
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
Just to refresh your memory, Junior, a woman is someone who dates you for your Dad's money.
And when he's gone & the pyramid scheme collapses buy a watch because no one is going to give you the time of day.
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Stephen, it sounded better in the original German 85 years ago.
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@Jim_Jordan
Why won't Jim Jordan directly answer questions about his phone calls with Trump on Jan 6th?
Why won't Jim Jordan directly answer claims from college wrestlers they told him about yrs of sexual abuse & he did nothing about it?
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The Southern Border is Broadway for MAGA crisis actors.
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The Book of Moron
If Lauren Boebert were a musical, what would it be called?
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"Elise Stefanik, who is already picking out curtains and staffing her VP office"
There's no way Trump picks a VP who dresses like she's a member of The Sisterhood of The Traveling Tablecloths.
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"Then why exactly am I being paid as an attorney?"
Alina Habba thinks she's gonna get paid.
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How fast do you think SCOTUS would hand down a decision of whether a President has absolute immunity if this afternoon Biden ordered the arrest of Ginni Thomas for conspiracy to overthrow the United States govt? By Monday? Afternoon or morning?
Who thinks Jack Smith should seriously consider indicting Ginni Thomas? ✋
cc:
@TheJusticeDept
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@SenatorSinema
Announce today you're calling for a filibuster carve-out to codify Roe in the United States Senate so it becomes the law of the land thru federal legislation.
Otherwise knock off the cosplaying concern about women's rights.
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Kari Lake's "Untrue" is a book you want to curl up with on a chilly night and throw on the fire.
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RFK Jr is not running as a Democrat. He's running as a Narcissist.
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Kim is 10 minutes and a haircut away from becoming Leona Helmsley.
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Not all Trump supporters are puppy killing adulterers but all puppy killing adulterers support Trump.
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The Picked Last in Gym Class Community remains strongly pro-Trump.
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The hemorrhoid doesn't swell far from the asshole.
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@Acyn
Laura so now you're attacking and making threats against a private business in a capitalist system?
No wonder Russia TV plays you on a loop Comrade Ingraham.
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"Lauren Boebert's son got arrested again today"
Make room in the Family Photo Album
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Matt take out your Andrew Tate action figure and show us where Taylor hurt you.
Taylor Swift has made one of America's most loved teams, the most hated..
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Her back hair.
What is Marjorie Taylor Greene’s coat made out of?
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#TrumpDerangementSyndrome
is what people who support a self-proclaimed pussy grabbing, court certified rapist suffer from.
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Just in: Although he remains supportive of Donald Trump, Kyle Rittenhouse released a statement expressing his disappointment in Trump's decision not to take the stand Monday after he had spent the weekend coaching the former president on giving testimony.
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As critical as I've been of MTG when she does a good job I have to give her props. No crows.
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"Donald Trump’s Lawyer Alina Habba and Husband Owe Over $1 Million in Liens and Warrants"
Well Duckface Lessons aren't gonna pay for themselves.
Donald Trump’s Lawyer Alina Habba and Husband Owe Over $1 Million in Liens and Warrants
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A bowl of Werther's Originals
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After reading your explanation
@KristiNoem
I must say I've revised my opinion of you. At first I thought you were just a Cunt but given your pathetic attempt to justify your heartless, grotesque behavior I think you could open yr own Cunt Academy & give Cunt lessons.
#PuppyKiller
I can understand why some people are upset about a 20 year old story of Cricket, one of the working dogs at our ranch, in my upcoming book — No Going Back. The book is filled with many honest stories of my life, good and bad days, challenges, painful decisions, and lessons…
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Just in: Scientists confirm the Fabulous gene is found throughout nature.
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@Rosie
@TheAcademy
Rosie, don't you remember the famous quote from American history?
"And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything"
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@radicalcntrsts
I saw the beard and immediately thought it was Mercedes Schlapp. But checking the pic again I remember she's not pregnant.
Any clues? By any chance is there an ugly wife involved? Any kids with bus tire tread marks across their backs?
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Tired of winter? Kim reminds everyone it's only 6 weeks until the start of Motor Boating Season in Sag Harbor.
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It looks like Kim is wearing an untreated yeast infection.
Oy vey. From Kim’s photo shoot for Impact Wealth magazine.
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The Leaning Tower of Coconut Cream Pie
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@elonmusk
Hey Elon.
Every billionaire should have an income tax rate of 90 percent as Republican President Dwight D. Eisenhower did on the top 1% in the 1950's.
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Even her eyes don't trust each other.
Virginia Foxx, who yelled “shut up!” at the reporter who tried to ask the Speaker nominee about his attempt to overturn the 2020 election, is Chair of the Education Committee.
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