সিদ্ধার্থ (Siddhartha)
@quinoa_biryani
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I like paracetamol. Opinions personal. RTs aren't endorsement. Probably. he/him
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Anyway, to repeat: I am a fucking idiot and have no idea what I am talking about, so please excuse the ignorant rambling
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THIS IS NOT A HEATMAP, A HEATMAP NEEDS COLOUR TO REPRESENT INTENSITY OR MAGNITUDE OF DATA aaaaaaaaa
India and its love for Biryanis😋
(heat map of Biryani orders till 9pm)
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This is the most confusing thing I have ever seen.
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Watched "83" yesterday. I have no fucking clue why the disgusting line "we are not here on some quota" was included as a throwaway
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Bunch of Indians reading this:
I had a coworker a few years back who said her fiance “doesn’t eat leftover food” so she had to cook every night and like, I truly think about it every day? I did not realize this was an option? Let alone a genre of person? How does anyone live to adulthood this way
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Yet another unrealistic body standard for men
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If this is such a big problem, why the fuck are you losers agreeing to arranged marriage? Tell your parents to fuck off and marry the girl you like.
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Yes
Does humanity have any greater architectural legacy than the Gothic cathedrals of Europe?
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India's plan to handle the ongoing COVID 3rd wave
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The thing about nicknames / petnames is that you lose them one by one as people who called you by those names die. I lost a name with an uncle's death, another with my mother's, yet another with my father's. Lost part of myself the day nobody to call me by a certain name remained
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10 Advantages of living in India over the US!
1. India works in IST (best time zone)
2. US money is dollar (which is the name of an underwear brand😱)
3. Amazon in India has dot in as TLD, US has dot com (not clear why this is better, but it is)
4. In US, there's no Gobi Manchuri
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I have a lot of respect for this one. She seems to be getting more and more radical over time.
Activist Greta Thunberg has been arrested by Dutch police at a climate protest in The Hague.
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1. I support doctors' strikes.
2. I also support those who are making fun of the striking doctors' earlier dogshit politics. Schadenfreude is good.
3. I did not support the cops when they brutalised students, nor when they brutalised farmers. And I do not support them now.
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This kid is stronger at this age than most people double or triple her age. Good job!
"Trollers can live with their mindset," states Prachi Nigam, who aced the UP Board exams with a stellar 98.5%.
#UPTopper
#PrachiNigam
#BoradExam
#BoardResults
#BodyPositivity
[UP Board Exam Topper, Class 10 Board Results, Prachi Nigam, Inspiration, empowerment]
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Indians whose families have not married outside their caste for three hundred and ninety-three generations are very worried about the Pakistan cousin marriage stats, it seems
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Our daughter was born so severely premature that there were no clothes available in her size. The smallest shirts we could find would fit her like a robe. She is now big enough that she has finally outgrown a couple of things. It's a strange achievement, but an important one.
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Here's the thing about Chetan Bhagat. His books were OK. They were not great literature, but they were not written to be. It's fine to write simple books about people with petty problems.
The problem is, he thought himself to be some kind of youth prophet and the media bought it.
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Kerala folks one of your own has strayed into "this is not ... this is actually ..." territory. Please help guide them back.
This is not Greece or Spain. This is Kerala!!!
Thalasherry-Mahe Bypass
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Our baby also wakes up at the same time
CJI DY Chandrachud wakes up at 3:30 AM.
What time do you wake up? Let us know in the comments.
#DYChandrachud
#wakeup
#health
#lifestyle
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Rammohan was into crypto? Dude was truly ahead of his time
Raja Ram Ram Mohan Roy was a fraud, he was a British stooge and he was a crypto convert ~ feku historian
@AbhijitChavda
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Society whatsapp group talking about "deciding on maids' salaries in the whole society so that they don't overcharge" and trying to bulldoze whoever protests this. What disgusting mentality.
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Congress's next step MUST be on pinning this defeat on Modi. Not on state leaders or even the CM, they have to project this as a personal defeat for the PM. Parliamentary elections campaigning starts with that.
BJP would have hyped Modi effect up had they won. Reverse that.
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Even "mild COVID" with almost no symptom is kicking my butt six ways to sunday. Stay home, people. Mild is a misnomer.
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Damn so people basically meme'd a dude into renouncing Canadian citizenship?
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We have finally identified that one person who did not get an email back from Chomsky
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Last year, when my state was devastated by a horrible supercyclone in the middle of a pandemic, the country ignored us. I will neither forget nor forgive all the bastions of progressive politics who left us to our own devices. We have another supercyclone coming next week.
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"We paid respect to a statue thinking it was Birsa Munda's. Even if it isn't, as the HM has garlanded that statue, it's Birsa Munda's statue from now on. Everyone must agree to this."
- West Bengal State BJP president Dilip Ghosh
(Literal translation of what he said. No joke.)
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People who put the medicine tablet in the mouth first and then swallow it with water are considered to be demons in all major religions.
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Hold up, why does this hamburger bun have sesame seeds on top in 1964? Sesame seed buns became popular only with introduction of Big Mac in 1968. Before that, it was considered a luxury even in the US. No way Indian restaurants would serve that in 1964.
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Sorry for spamming your TL for the last few days. Our crematoriums are melting, my state is on the verge of getting a fascist government, my sister and my niece are down with COVID. The inner turmoil is too much, really. Fucking around on Twitter helps.
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So, that "joke" about reservation. It's not a joke? Dude goes "ehehe quota" on stage. It's like preteen boys giggling after saying "fuck". It's a shared sense of transgression. The worst kind of shock comedy, where audience laughs because "can't believe he said that, how brave!"
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Stop using heat to dry clothes before wearing.
Just wear them wet. Your immune system can handle water.
When you use heat, the heat ends up on your skin and starts messing up your body.
Notice that first world countries have much more people who sleep under blankets
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Is this some kind of joke? This is the temple which used forced labour after luring dalit workers from India and paid them peanuts
This Hindu temple just opened near my in-laws’ in NJ. Second largest in the world.
We can, we do know how to do it.
Culture Critic in absolute shambles.
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We know that we on Twitter are mostly the privileged lot, right? Many of us can afford to stay home during a pandemic, can afford decent treatment. If this lot is begging on Twitter for medicine / oxygen / hospital beds, what the fuck is happening to the rest of the country?
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Delhi is actually a very bad city and all of you who like Delhi are bad people for liking it. I absolutely hate how it is impossible to reach anywhere on time in Delhi because you have to stop and spend half an hour admiring some historical landmark every 250 metres.
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True. Alcohols are weak acids. So woman who consumes liquor is acidically woman
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I've changed my opinion
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Who did it better
Peak productivity unlocked today. Took meeting while getting a haircut.
The staff were the sweetest to stop music while I took the meeting.
Startups are not for everyone. The only time you get when you’re not working is while you’re sleeping.
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I think this is the greatest attack on Hinduism I have seen in the last few decades. The biting satire, the way they have made Hindu identity such an uncool and uncouth one... Brave kids
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Remember, when an academic says "death is preferable to academic dishonour", they actually believe it. They are true believers, fanatics. You don't reason with fanatics. You refuse to play the game.
"Cheating" in exams is always the moral position. Always.
They killed a child in the name of "high moral grounds". What a shitty country we are.
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This is NOT edited. This is the actual result! This is a screenshot from my own phone right now.
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No, nobody cares about YOUR Wordle performance because you are unlikeable and friendless
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I want to write some speculative fiction about a Doctor Who-esque group of time travelling Bengalis who _just about_ miss all the important bits of history because of food. E.g. they miss the crucifixion of Christ because they get overwhelmed when Christ multiplies fish.
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@ConradkBarwa
Assuming language fluency includes reading and writing fluency, whatever language is used in the following undeciphered scripts:
Indus Script
Linear A
Voynich Manuscript
Cretan Hieroglyphics
Singapore Stone
(Non-smartass answer: Santhali, Portuguese, Tamil, Persian, Latin)
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You Indians happily give away your credit card information to US private companies like Amazon but you scream only if your own fellow citizen (me) asks for you credit card number, CVV, expiry date, billing address, aadhaar number and mother's maiden name.
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I hereby declare that I have never owned this Twitter account and have actually never even been on Twitter. All tweets from this account - including this one and all future ones - were and will be posted by hackers.
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I am seeing way too many tweets about sex on my TL. Almost none of you have reached the sex-having age (37). Please refrain from speculations.
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Map of India using ethnically drawn borders
Map of Africa using ethnically drawn borders, rather than those drawn by imperial powers.
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With the very sad apparent suicide of a popular actor, our media has already started giving details of how he died. In the next few days, we'll have detailed analysis of "why" he took the decision. Our media will never conform to guides about reporting this stuff. This is hell.
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I am so outraged by this that I have retroactively boycotted Gucci from my life. I have never bought a single thing from them and don't plan to buy anything from them in the future. Surely Gucci will cave in after losing my business.
This Hindushaming and Hinduphobic artwork is made by Priyanka Paul who is featured by Gucci, vogue and levis.
Is it ok for these brands to feature Hinduphobics and still do business in India? This must be debated.
Dear
@gucci
@VOGUEIndia
@levis
please answer.
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My cousin went to see Pushpa and the theatre was full of South Indians?
To be clear, I don't care if they are being Telugu in their region, but coming to my state and changing demographics will not be tolerated.
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If you don't believe that Ducktales is one of the greatest TV shows ever made, your TV should be confiscated by the government
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A person whose answers to the question "How was your day" never leads to any interesting conversation shouldn't call others mediocre
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Meanwhile Bengalis in Assam (and elsewhere) spend their lives trying to prove their Indian-ness, again and again and again and again
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Reminder: the dude whose engagement with Parineeti Chopra is doing the rounds today is the worst kind of bigot. Top tier xenophobe
You know why
@ArvindKejriwal
is missing in action? Because his xenophobic MP has the unmitigated gall to claim that Bangladeshis and Rohingyas are placed throughout the country by BJP. Go to hell Raghav Chadha and go to hell AAP
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It's been 75 years, but we are not even close to what we had planned to achieve
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What's a good slur for data science people? Please recommend urgently, before my next meeting starts at 2 PM
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A BJP leader promising in an election rally that he will "tell CRPF that bullets should be aimed at chest, not legs" and he will "keep police blockaded inside the police stations". Hope this is all fine,
@ECISVEEP
?
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An actual cancellable opinion: I like my language but I don't have any pride in it. A language is a tool. I use whatever tool is most suitable at whatever point in time.
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When a friend / acquaintance has severe diarrhoea and you feed them ORS to rehydrate them, it's called electral bond
Who can explain electoral bonds to me I am so bad at chemistry 😭
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Fuck. So on the rare occasions I want to enjoy some bhej food and order from a bhej restaurant, my neighbours would get to know it? This is so embarrassing.
Our dedicated Pure Veg Fleet will only serve orders from these pure veg restaurants. This means that a non-veg meal, or even a veg meal served by a non-veg restaurant will never go inside the green delivery box meant for our Pure Veg Fleet.
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I usually don't post many photos of myself OR my family here, but wanted to make an exception. The young lady is clearly planning something very nefarious, right? Probably a heist to celebrate International Women's Day
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This is genuinely sickening. Reveling in sexual harassment. I feel physically ill seeing this.
Ladiesssss..Yes I got the hard hitting, deep answers too but..Take the first 4 secs before the cam moves to the zoom call to guess who we are dancing for😇 ;)
#udejabjabzulfeinteri
and then tell me I did it for all of us😄
#gold
#olympics
#neerajchopra
@RedFMIndia
@RedFM_Mumbai
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@AlixEHarrow
@usmantm
I wonder how many of the people retweeting / liking this are doing so because it's a funny tweet and how many are doing so because it's a mind-blowingly informative tweet
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Last night, I saw my daughter sitting up and trying to turn the pages of a book I bought for her. And because I am a pathetic weak-hearted need, I wept a little. It's difficult to explain why seeing the kid read a book I chose affected me so much.
The kid has learned to sit and she sits still (well, relatively still) only with a book. What a nerd!
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Here
@gautambhatia88
explains the phone tapping legal issues, but permit me to throw a little light on the implementation side as well.
Anyone who has ever worked with a telco knows "Lawful Interception" or "LI" is a horrific breach of rights. It works on whims of the govt
A quick note on phone tapping. It is, unfortunately, something that is left to the arbitrary discretion of the government, and at the root of this situation (unsurprisingly) is a bad Supreme Court judgment:
(1/n)
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Kerala's love affair with Ayurveda and Bengal's infatuation with homoeopathy are two of the most baffling things in the world
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just days now
AI became sentient and became a Bengali
It's so over for hindians 💪💪💪💪
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We murdered an old man who spent his whole life helping people.
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What a fucking country. People spend months in jail and their relatives have to empty their savings because xenophobic cops get off on torturing innocent people
West Bengal couple spends 301 days in Bengaluru jail on suspicion of being Bangladeshis.
The couple tried explaining to police that they were from Jhaugram's Telepukur under Jamalpur police station in East Burdwan, but to no avail.
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If you think that's amazing, consider his photographer who was clearly levitating just off Burj Khalifa
Tom Cruise sitting on top of the Burj Khalifa, without a harness of any kind, during filming of Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol, 2011.
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What do you call a simple spatula (i.e. one without slots or holes) in your language or dialect? I think majority of Hindi speakers seem to call it a "palta" and most Bengalis call it a "khunti".
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If you are not one of the girls being prevented from attending college, you should have nothing to say about the girls' _choice_ to wear or not to wear scarves and veils. It does not concern you. What concerns you and all of us is their _right_ to wear them and attend college.
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@macodiseas
@SwiftOnSecurity
@bigbadave
@NearPup
@AdamBearWA
Same here. Travelled a quarter way around the globe. Was refused network access once I reached there. Purchased a local SIM to use with a VPN. Was told VPN approval took 14 working days. I was paid to be there for 2 weeks. I ate seafood, drank beer & sat around the whole time.
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The centre is trying to remove our government before the supercyclone hits. They have arrested the mayor of Kolkata when he was leading the post-pandemic efforts. They are literally trying to kill us for not electing their politicians. And all "pogressives" will again be silent.
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There's a pizza party at office and they got two variants of cola. This is the present consumption pattern. As expected, lol
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The best selling men's facewash in India is either lifebuoy or dettol.
The most selling men’s facewash in India is not Garnier or Nivea or even Himalaya
It’s a company you might’ve never heard of — Cetaphil!
The crazy part? They hardly advertise & don’t even have good packaging unlike others
THREAD: How a boring pharmacy product beat the giants🧵
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These "guess how tall I am" games are very disrespectful to us Bengalis who have been shortened by repeated famines
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@nameshiv
Your tweet was shared on reddit and it's a veritable cornucopia of people who relate very hard with this sentiment
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Navi Mumbai Cops are demolishing the shanties next to my office with bulldozers. They are not even allowing people to collect their meagre belongings. I can hear the cries from here. The residents were mostly Bengalis. The men worked as labourers and the women as maids. Sickening
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This is like calling Satan the only person with zero haters
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People of Twitter, please donate your money and time to worthy causes. Trust me, ₹500 you donate to legal defence fund of someone left out of Assam NRC or the 2 hours you spend in translating Wikipedia articles to your language is worth more than almost anything else you can do
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- "Hijab-safforn scarf row": reframing the fight as if hijabis wanted saffron scarves banned
- "Well-meaning": condescension
- "Regressive practice of covering up": women have no agency
- "Beyond whataboutery": dismissing similarities
- "Shah Bano moment": obvious chicanery
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