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@_singhalka

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Nationalist. Hindu. Kshatriya. RightWinger. Engineer. Ex-Assistant Professor. Poetess. Writer.

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Alka Singh
7 months
I am sending you a "Jai Shree Ram" written pendant, you have to gift it to your that Christian friend and ask her to wear it with decency and upload a photo.
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Alka Singh
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Extra marital affairs should be punishable by law..
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Alka Singh
1 year
I never saw two Christians wishing each other on Diwali or Holi, then why are Hindus wishing each other on Christmas?
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Alka Singh
2 years
If you support Hindutva supremacy in India, like and retweet.
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2 years
If you oppose Hindutva supremacy in India 🇮🇳, Retweet
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Alka Singh
2 years
When you chose someone over your family, you are a loser already.
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Alka Singh
1 year
I don't understand why married woman don't put sindoor nowadays?
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Alka Singh
2 years
For my father I am still a kid. He brought these:
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Alka Singh
11 months
Isko zinda pakadna hai guys..
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Alka Singh
1 year
Forget your ex in the same way nidhi ji forgets her blouse during her sessions.
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Alka Singh
3 years
Marry someone who can understand your jokes..
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Alka Singh
2 years
Arranged marriages are scary what if he turns out to be Congress Party supporter..
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Alka Singh
5 months
I could recall how the school in which my friend studied made it mandatory for girls to wear skirts above knees, it must be very uncomfortable to walk, study and play in such a weird dress code. Especially in schools operated by Christian missionaries even now this is the dress
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Alka Singh
2 years
This is the research paper on that 'churan', just because you have not seen anything doesnt mean it has no existence. Next time padh ke aana debate karne, Protein powder se dimaag nahi badhta, padhne se badhta hai.
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Alka Singh
2 years
Me and my sis😂🥺
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Alka Singh
2 years
Since my childhood I have seen how exams were scheduled on Raksha Bandhan, Diwali and Holi and winter vacations were announced on Christmas. Religious chauvinism had always been an integral part of the education system also.
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Alka Singh
3 years
Mera crush beedi peeta hai yr.. Main uska kya karun😭😭
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Alka Singh
1 year
@rahuljkas If you are from JNU you can.
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Alka Singh
2 years
Asked these cuties to pose for a photograph..
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Alka Singh
2 years
Woman who consumes liquor is not basically woman..
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Alka Singh
1 year
Date middle class people, they don't cheat.
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Alka Singh
3 years
Do love marriages work?
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Alka Singh
3 months
Today a kid called me aunty, I was about to tell him to call me didi meanwhile his mother came who was my school junior. Small world bc🤬🥲
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Alka Singh
2 years
Boys who don't make reels are husband material.
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Alka Singh
3 years
Do you trust anyone on twitter?
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Alka Singh
2 years
Navmi ka prashad kha lijiye.. Aamantrit hain aap..
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Alka Singh
3 years
How to say "No" without using the word No?
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Alka Singh
7 months
@MahuaMoitra @AshwiniVaishnaw Que-Who is lying? Ans- You.
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Alka Singh
3 years
Your favourite actor from south? Mine:- allu arjun
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Alka Singh
2 years
Why are rich people, good looking?
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Alka Singh
3 years
Can you cook something faster than maggie?
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Alka Singh
3 years
Can you genuinely love someone you met online?
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Alka Singh
2 years
When you ask about evidences on ayurved just because you wish to sell "Protein powder". We are losing faith in our Ayurved and the world is gaining faith..
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Alka Singh
3 years
What's stopping you from marrying your ex?
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Alka Singh
3 years
How many phone numbers are been added in your phonebook because of twitter??
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Alka Singh
2 years
Below average looking people like me have so much calmness in life.. No dms.. No tags.. No mentions.. No lovers etc etc etc
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Alka Singh
3 years
Just Pakistani things:-
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Alka Singh
3 years
Kb tk single rahoge?
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Alka Singh
2 years
Why are good looking people single?
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Alka Singh
3 years
I am officially breaking up today.. It's over..
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Alka Singh
3 years
Shaadi ke liye right age kitni hai?
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Alka Singh
1 year
Exam fees for: General candidates: 1000 Obc: 500 St/St: None That's what we call "Equality"?
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Alka Singh
2 years
I will do this for you but where are you😭😂
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Alka Singh
3 years
"Aapki dp me aap ho, dear?"
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Alka Singh
2 years
In which state is your village? Mine:- U.P.
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Alka Singh
6 months
जनेऊ धारी ब्राह्मण सिर्फ भाषण तक ?
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Alka Singh
2 years
Thank you for this❣️ @RVCJ_FB
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Alka Singh
2 years
Did you ever meet someone in real whom you met on twitter?
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Alka Singh
2 years
Can you convince your parents for love marriage?
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Alka Singh
2 years
Hard to believe, Is this happening in our country ?
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Alka Singh
3 years
Suno.. Biyaah ho gaya hai kya tumhara?
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Alka Singh
3 years
How many dms on twitter do you get daily?
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Alka Singh
5 months
I am half way through #Dunki and can't express how good it is! I hope the second half is as good! #DunkiReview #SRK 💞
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Alka Singh
3 years
Can you cook?
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Alka Singh
3 years
Handsome ladkon ke bahut nakhre hote hain wo mere jaisi ladkiyon ko bhaav hi nhi dete😭😭
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Alka Singh
2 years
Is it okay to date a boy who is younger than a girl?
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Alka Singh
2 years
How to identify a Single, Unmarried guy?
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Alka Singh
2 years
Papa turned 50 today.. Happy birthday papa🎉🎂
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Alka Singh
3 years
Why do girls fall for married men?
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Alka Singh
3 years
Gradually you start hating things, you once loved..
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Alka Singh
3 years
How to forget ex??😂😭
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Alka Singh
11 months
No woman falls for good looks, they fall for intelligence, good sense of humour and most importantly cleanliness.
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Alka Singh
1 year
Coaching bag of a 90's kid..
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Alka Singh
3 years
Are you a vegetarian by your own choice or by your family's choice?
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Alka Singh
3 years
Kabhi mummy se maar khaayi hai?😂😂
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Alka Singh
2 years
Is he beautiful or handsome?
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Alka Singh
1 year
Can boys and girls be best friends?
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Alka Singh
2 years
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Alka Singh
3 years
You become better human when you return from hostel.
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Alka Singh
3 years
I remember the time on twitter when nobody followed me😭😂
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Alka Singh
3 years
You cannot force someone to love you.
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Alka Singh
6 months
@Swamy39 I guess you have started following Dhruv Rathee and Zubair kind of fact checkers for the source of your tweet.
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Alka Singh
2 years
Your UP/Bihar ka accent is so sexy..
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Alka Singh
2 years
Do anyone calls you baby, babu, shona, sweetheart, jaan, janu, kareja, kidney, heart?
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Alka Singh
3 years
Write some lyrics of your all time favourite song..
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Alka Singh
3 years
Tell me a lie..
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Alka Singh
3 years
Imagine I am google.. Type your queries here👇
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Alka Singh
3 years
Who likes winter?
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Alka Singh
3 years
Tell me your addiction..
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Alka Singh
2 years
She is your 2@
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Alka Singh
1 year
What is basically the need of consuming liquor?
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Alka Singh
1 year
Waiting 🙏
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Alka Singh
3 years
Suno.. Main chai bnaane jaa rhi hun.. Tumhare liye bhi bnaa dun?
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Alka Singh
2 years
Aaj sabke yahan baarish jaisa mausam hai kya?
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Alka Singh
3 years
Is anyone still awake?
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Alka Singh
2 years
Looks doesn't matter - Good looking people. Money doesn't matter - Rich people.
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Alka Singh
4 months
Hindu jagane ka kaam toh aapne hi kiya hai.. yeh nam aankhen bahut lambi ladayi vyakt krte huye..
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Alka Singh
3 years
Show me your nails.. Mine
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Alka Singh
2 years
If any women gets menstruation pain this can do wonders. I tried many medicines but nothing worked. Trust me periods won't be painful anymore.
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Alka Singh
2 years
Choose one..
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Alka Singh
3 years
Science stream students should date science stream students..
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Alka Singh
2 years
Does less sugar consumption helps in reducing weight?
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Alka Singh
2 years
When I was 3 years old..
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Alka Singh
3 years
My ex got married yesterday I thought I would come back to twitter after 13 days, I am not feeling the pain so returned soon😂😂😂
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Alka Singh
2 years
Do you fear losing people you love?
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Alka Singh
2 years
What is the easiest job on earth?
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Alka Singh
3 years
Are you For or Against of "intercaste marriage"?
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Alka Singh
2 years
Middle class logon ke mobile number me ek digit "9" zaroor hota hai.
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Alka Singh
2 years
When you marry your bestfriend😂😂
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Alka Singh
3 years
Good looking teachers get 100% present strength of students in class..
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Alka Singh
2 years
In the name of traditional wear, how can saree be paired with bra?
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