One Chiswick (SUV Elite not Liberal Elite)
@onechiswick
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Pro High Traffic Neighbourhoods. Priority for SUVs, no to bike lanes, LTNs. More followers & funnier than the other OneChiswick. Parodical.
Joined August 2020
It would be appropriate to have a memorial on Chiswick High Rd. Please donate some money to our lawyers. They miss us. @JoannaBiddolph @margiefrew @JaneODonnell1
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Quite right! Fishers Lane and Turnham Green Terrace were open to low-lifes on bikes and on buses but they were closed to the people who really matter - SUV drivers! We applaud Cllr Biddolph and anti-LTN correspondent @andrewellson for campaigning on our behalf.
@andrewellson The two detours created by @LBofHounslow when in 2020 it closed Fishers Lane (thin red line) and Turnham Green Terrace (thick red line) in #Chiswick were barmy: via Acton Lane (west) and Goldhawk Road (east). TGT closure was reversed after petitioning: https://t.co/X3fKoJ36S9?
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It is disgraceful that people are forced to take public transport for a short journey rather than enjoying the delights of their SUV. We trust that @Jack_Emsley1 who is a member of the OneChiswick political wing will be fighting hard to restore the supremacy of cars!
Sometimes the evidence for traffic evaporation is hiding in the private chat rooms of car lobbying organisations like OneChiswick. Great to hear when motorists use public transport instead of their cars for their local leisure journeys in Chiswick, West London 👍
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OneChiswick applauds our political wing @JoannaBiddolph boycott of Sunday markets on Chiswick High Road. Local car parks for local SUVs! We don't need all those people coming for markets.
chiswickcalendar.co.uk
Some of the volunteers who run the Chiswick Flower Market putting in a 12 hour day at the Christmas market on Sunday, before attending the Licensing Panel on Monday evening […]
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Not cool. Who leaked OneChiswick strategy?
@guidoacasa @SocEnvJustice “OK I will give you money even though I have no clue what you will spend it on”
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@guidoacasa @SocEnvJustice “OK I will give you money even though I have no clue what you will spend it on”
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This is a statement that anyone in OneChiswick would be proud to make. We salute @JohnJohnStewart !
@OpenChiswickW4 @ColdWarCliff @JohnJohnStewart @VincentStops @SocEnvJustice Who wrote the following about London? "What it doesn’t need is more cyclists on our main roads, taking up road space". Definitely not an anti cycling statement.
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We all know that when drivers game a consultation this is a legitimate expression of the will of the people for Social and Environmental Justice! @SocEnvJustice @CameraTraffic @HFConsCllrs
@LBHF announces it is proceeding with the installation of five raised zebra crossings on Wandsworth Bridge Road and casually dismisses the attempt by the unhinged nutcases at the Traffic Camera Consultjng Group to game the consultation 👍
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The Embankment cycleway (CS3) in London was purposefully built to be wider than was usual in order to future proof it. Some said it would hardly be used. Now there’s a decent case for widening it further.
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OneChiswick objects to how @LBHF are treating SUV owners . Great minds think alike! Come on @SocEnvJustice @JohnJohnStewart this isn’t Social and Environmental Justice!
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These are actors. @JohnJohnStewart assures us that bike lanes are just used by young white men wearing lycra. Cyclists should be banished to back streets and not be on main roads where there are actually shops, cafes and restaurants.
You get the cyclists you build the infrastructure for. Cycleway 9 in Chiswick
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The Times @andrewellson is a promising anti-LTN and bike lane correspondent but he is still no Steve Bird from The Telegraph. Steve is the doyen of reporters whose entire output is complaints about inconvenience to drivers.
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OneChiswick calls on Times anti-LTN correspondent @andrewellson to publish the list of campaigning groups referred to in his article. OneChiswick needs to be there!
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OneChiswick also supported the cycle lanes on Wandsworth Bridge Rd because they were advisory so we could drive and park our SUV in them whenever we liked! The only type of cycle lane we support is the type we can ignore.
@OpenChiswickW4 @CameraTraffic Don't think anyone cares about your bones, not even if they're broken. You can't even tell that the group is pro-cycling, and they are against @LBHF removing the cycle lanes to dump parklets and zebra crossings unnecessarily built out onto the cycle lanes 🤷
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This is either an AI-generated image or the people are actors. Everyone knows it is impossible to visit Chiswick High Road without parking.
😡 Fuming! Just six months ago this was a parking space that could be used by a whole SUV and its single occupant. Now it’s just wasted space in the middle of Chiswick. Woke plants and benches that attract people to come and linger do NOT fill shops and restaurants. 😔
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The Online Safety Act needs to be applied to this video.
Seven minutes of unedited footage of a Park Lane floating bus stop closer to Marble Arch, also recorded yesterday
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OneChiswick salutes the residents of @RBKC who have submitted 21 Freedom of Information requests about the Holland Park Roundabout Cycle Scheme in the last 3 months. Keep digging! We are sure one will eventually reveal that the Evil Cycling Lobby is behind everything.
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OneChiswick supports OneEaling demands for the social and environmental justice of driving past primary schools all day, every day. Please support them @JoannaBiddolph @SocEnvJustice
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Helping lawyers pay for their holidays and kitchen extension is not a "waste".
How much money have British anti-cycling boomers wasted on funding failed legal challenges against reallocation of road space away from motor vehicles to people? Starting with OneChiswick who funded holidays for lawyers and engineers to tune of £50k+ 🤭
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OneChiswick applauds @andrewellson accurate reporting. Wealthy white nimbys in massive houses who want to drive our SUVs where we like are disadvantaged and discriminated against and need lobbying groups like OneChiswick and Streatham Action to make our voices heard.
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OneChiswick knows this video has deliberately been made difficult to watch for our political wing @JoannaBiddolph Everyone is an actor and the congested motor traffic has been digitally removed by AI.
This is what happens when you build a proper cycle lane in London. Cycleway9 in Chiswick looking glorious this morning @NeilGarratt @katherinedunne @AlexanderEhmann @StephenCowan
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