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@mirhandjob

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9 months

how I look at my toys when I’m home alone

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normalize sex BEFORE dinner! not trynna hold in a fart while I’m folded in half.

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“so am I allowed to say it if it’s in a song”

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@nopoweradeinusa I can assure you, they only settled on that tip after 45 mins of total agony on deciding whether or not that’s the appropriate amount.

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john f. ketamine

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@TierraWhack how convenient

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why do Gen Xers add ellipses on everything? the fuck is “Sounds good…” supposed to mean? are you mad at me? is this a bad time?

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@moonbloomer u either die rockabilly or live long to see yourself become cottagecore

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3 years

while I got y’all here, remember #FreePalestine . ACAB. black lives matter.

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I wish I could unknow this story

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#MeganFox : ‘I just remember this tall, blond, ghostly creature and I looked up and I was like, “You smell like weed.” He looked down at me and he was like, “I am weed.” Then, I swear to God, he disappeared like a ninja in a smoke bomb.’ #GQStyle .

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@whitesoxjordan I mean, it’s funky as hell so, I need a 7 minute club version if possible

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@WrittenByHanna

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@jokesonemma this tracks

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2 years

food that looks like it’s been cummed on are always fire

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3 years

Thinking about these banana pudding cookies 😮‍💨

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@mikey_almeida this was the screen at my gym

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@blizzy_mcguire is this the no loads refused event?

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@THEnotoriousJ0D the cameraman whimpering is always was gets me

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@dayareads

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@TradNorm he looks like how family guy illustrates British people

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@231Tally

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@massivecinema a bitch, me, is invested

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@djmikeharvey @NewSovietPoster damn what setting spray you use?

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@catholicdad420

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@Iargesandwich @bitchrespecter

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@ElectionLegal the ally we’ve been needing

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@spadesofjay my 11yo ass hearing that the first time

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@furyofthegodz

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sus-sus-susdio, oh-oh 🔪

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@beetlemoses i want u to know seeing your dancing lobsters comic is what inspired my Halloween costume ♥️

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@WrittenByHanna didn’t she also mock blm??? 😬

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@RadishHarmers I yeet kids. Yeah, kids.

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@kristoferthomas if she thinks you mean jk Simmons, she’s good to go

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3 years

had to cut out the person that said there’s more to life than getting your titties sucked. don’t need that nonsense in my life

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3 years

queen shit

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Female octopuses throw objects at males who harass them, a new study has found! Read: By @kun5k (📸: NOAA)

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TRU

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2 years

@_cyyndaquil I was sexualized from 4th/5th grade. It fucked with my psyche bc then I was brought up to believe I should be hypersexual instead of just a child. A lot of shit I tolerated thinking it made me grown but it just made me confused.

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@Clooneeuk I also have a pink tent you can come in hot to

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3 years

@Srirachachau I never used bozo, handy, or hoors before the show either. truly my favorite

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@CurrentRevolt

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2 years

i am still in awe. @Interpol did not disappoint 💚✨

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@SSDERANGEMENTSS cocahontas ❄️

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@867530nieeeine you chose a white wine when merlotbyl was right there

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@yeoldedad

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5 months

magumbos out to play tonight

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3 years

@steve_venner @alex_abads they start crying “we’re still not over the divorce.” umm you all are grown adults, what is happening here?

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3 years

And you know what’s even worse? Your friends think you’re a bad friend for “flaking” when in reality, you are just preventing a fight with the person who owns the house. You either get anxiety from your parents for leaving, or anxiety from your friends for staying. Never peace.

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5 years

nothing makes my pussy dry up faster than some bible verses in a person’s bio

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3 months

30yo latina ISO validation through likes & rts. go on, make my day 🔫

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2 years

before & after shrooms

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7 years

@BarackObama u up? i miss you.

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10 years

if you're reading this, I'm beautiful

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3 years

every 90s child rn #BluesClues25

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@WrittenByHanna if it’s this one you’re talking about, then yes. beautiful.

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#NewProfilePic stupid sexy finland

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thirty (almost), flirty, & thriving (almost)

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2 years

@sydbricks “What do ya mean you’re not gonna cum?!”

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half shakira, half robert plant today

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@iamnyosha I find it hilarious bc most of these upset ppl pledged to do the work w all their IG black boxes & blm in bio in 2020🙄 yet when an actual black wmn says, “mind your business, this is annoying, leave my shit alone” they have the balls to say you’re overreacting. sounds about…

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6 years

10 bucks says i know who they voted for

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2 years

I’m so sorry for how hard I laughed

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Walking in bushwick and someone's angry spouse just threw this mac out the window, killing a pigeon on the way down

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gained 10lbs on vacation. think imma keep it tho 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@conor_tripler idk but that’s my go-to ominous comment now

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2 years

serving cunt???? in THIS economy?

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3 years

playing with lighting ^-^

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3 years

smile like you mean it

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5 years

new steal yo man dress came in today 😉

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4 years

that first sip of cold brew is up there with the first dick thrust

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2 years

essential . . . but make it wes anderson

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this is the last thing I need rn. Been selling my plasma & picking up extra hours nonstop to keep up with bills. this is a major set back. any help or donation would be appreciated in helping replace my windshield. plz & thank you 😞 cashapp: $mirhandjob venmo: mirandasleaze

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8 years

hello ☁️☁️☁️ @mrJUSTINMARTIN @DirtybirdCamp

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2 years

thought this was jennifer jason leigh & jennifer garner in some sort of evil divorcée alliance

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this is what bipartisanship looks like

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7 months

woke up feeling like shit so had to take selfies. still feel like shit but at least boobies look motorboatable

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4 years

when the conventionally pretty girls get something other than the love & adoration they’ve received their entire lives #VanessaHudgens

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2 years

my ancestors finally looking over me in approval after I hooked up with my first non-white boy

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3 years

I’m just saying I’m ready for the next rave already 🤷🏼‍♀️

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3 years

big girl things today

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@ddoniolvalcroze @thewomaniswild

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1 year

respect is just the minimum

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2 years

I have been participating in this horror contest for the past month & need your help 🥺 I have the potential to win a large cash prize if I gather the most votes. If u have the time to vote, I would greatly appreciate it! If not, a simple RT would help✨link to vote in bio

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@EclecticHams

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@twitersbadboy

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3 years

took my mom to the @stavvybaby show so couldn’t really laugh too enthusiastically at jokes about threesomes without her knowing too many details about my sexual history.

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lick the dogshit off my boot heel #happyhalloween