Brian Damage
@TradNorm
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My doctor is smoking a cigar backwards, I'm gonna die.
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“Talked to a Boeing engineer about this”
Talked to a Boeing engineer about this flight, and they said it was a clear murder-suicide and that everyone knew it from the start. The pilot turned off the transponder and flew between radar coverage to hide where they were going. This pilot had been on the route many times and
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Idiocracy is living in a world where we all had to hear about how special and important retarded Ukraine was and how important it was that we trigger a world war over the fate of the fucken Ukraine A country so corrupt the leadership stole defence money *after getting invaded*
This Idiocracy sequel we’re all trapped in is even more crazy that the first movie
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A fluffy bear floating through the water in search of fish. Bears can float due to their thick layers of fat, which is less dense than water. Brown bears accumulate extra body fat during fall, allowing them to float while "snorkeling" for salmon. https://t.co/wa7uzK665D
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Unbelievably good. The inexplicable contempt this cracker guy has towards the single
@roryisconfused They fire Kirk because his wife left him. For my money the greatest plot point in the history of story telling.
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Single men: standards could never be lower and you're still not getting laid?
Green Flags in a Man’s Apartment: 1. Expensive candles 2. Nice hand soap 3 Actual toilet paper, not a single-ply situation (recession indicator 4. No clothes on the floor 5. No dishes in the sink 6. Uses face wash (bonus points if it’s not 3-in-1) 7. Owns a hairbrush 8. Plants
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"Every time you do things offline with your friends, Mark Zuckerberg weeps." https://t.co/Fw0gBeH5c8 Gotta share this interesting essay.
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This seems like a thing that could only happen to Paul Dano
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Short king 👑
After Charlie Kirk’s assassination, FBI Director Kash Patel arrived at the Provo Airport without an FBI raid jacket and refused to disembark until he was given one. Patel was supplied a raid jacket that belonged to a female FBI Special Agent, but protested because the Velcro
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Pete Townsend, hunched over the computer: I… must research deeper
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"leftist" but you don't give me your instagram "disability advocate" but you don't give me your instagram "we keep us safe" but you don't give me your instagram "do no harm" but you don't give me your instagram "liberation for all" but you don't give me your instagram
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This thread in Somali head shapes is one of my only bookmarks on Twitter
Why do the Somali have such thin bodies and large foreheads? This physical type is often explained as an adaptation to desert heat, but occurs in no other desert population outside Africa. The real culprit is milk anemia, a disease common in pastoralists and, once, in Europeans.
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YOUR SERIOUSLY MESSED IN THE HEAD IF YOU ROOT FOR THE ROADRUNNER AND NOT THE COYOTE
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Absolutely incredible bit.
Meanwhile, @tiktok_us doesn’t think this video by “influencer” known as Wolfy violates their community guidelines. Here “Wolfy” is seen handing out 18in machetes to the homeless in Austin and New Orleans (after he gave them free booze in the previous video) This video has
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It’s a genuine concern for these workers but this is one of the worst jobs ever, the sooner it’s gone the better
We need smart regulation to protect 3.5 million truck drivers & 2 million long haul drivers. AI should not be used for mass layoffs that drive up short term profits w/ no productivity gains. Drivers are needed for safety, oversight, edge cases, & maintenance. I stand with
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Truckers need to learn to code
We need smart regulation to protect 3.5 million truck drivers & 2 million long haul drivers. AI should not be used for mass layoffs that drive up short term profits w/ no productivity gains. Drivers are needed for safety, oversight, edge cases, & maintenance. I stand with
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For a family man it’s part of the job to ensure. The only fix is with ever better lifestyle choices. I finally get why the happy guys look forward to Ski, Golf, or Tennis on the weekend. They optimized their lives to look forward to these sorts small but rewarding events.
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