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@uncoolboyfriend
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i'm an ordinary guy burning down the house
Joined April 2014
the most insane tweet of all time.
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pronouncing bon iver like bon eye-ver in front of indie guys just to feel something.
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if timothée chalamet's name was timothy he wouldn't have a career.
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this would do numbers on 2014 tumblr.
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this would do numbers on 2014 tumblr.
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these photos of christopher nolan at the women's march are killing me
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everyone's confused so i'll explain lol. it's pronounced "bonnie-ver". but even the frontman pronounces it both ways just to confuse people 😭.
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ultimately this is such a non-issue.
Welcome to the weird era I’ve been warning about since the pandemic started with scripts, where everything is either bizarrely set in 2019 for no reason, or the year is never mentioned.
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i'm sorry but i'm never going to listen to addison rae and tate mcrae. but god bless you.
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i'm feeling rough i'm feeling raw i'm in the prime of my life
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it's kinda insane how famous one direction were for years and years and yet they left no impact on music or culture like really zero impact.
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when andy warhol said "i just do art because i'm ugly and there's nothing else for me to do".
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i rewatched joker and realized i'm literally him…. mentally ill.… dancing in the bathroom…. making shit up…. hating the rich…. pretending to be on a talk show…. dying hair…. hating cops. .
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do children today even know about youtube to mp3 online converter.
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normalize being boring, not having a personality and not having interests and hobbies.
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life really is about being 13 and ridiculously into arctic monkeys. after that whatever idk.
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the way lorde disappeared for YEARS then came back with a pic of her p*ssy. happy gemini season!.
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why are youtubers acting like we all went through a "racist phase" when we were younger… no it's just you the rest of us are normal.
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having a job is unnatural and against god and you know it.
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this shot of mark rylance in bones and all is fucking crazy
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unfortunately i listened to a lot of lana del rey in high school so i will be like this forever.
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justin bieber released yummy and everything went downhill from there.
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who the fuck cares? she's just another billionaire that's doing nothing to help solve the world's biggest problems.
She's literally the co-founder of Amazon and after pouring her money, time, and skills into getting that biz off the ground from day one, you have the nerve to say the source of her wealth is divorce, as if it wasn't hers before she left him for cheating. It was always hers.
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i solved jfk's murder years ago but i was too shy to share my results.
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you insult one white guy and here come all his friends 🙄 pack it up one direction.
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that's enough activism for today i think.
Vote.
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your chances of getting killed by robert pattinson are low, but never zero.
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you know the greatest films of all time were never made.
Todd Field Says Cate Blanchett Would Have Starred In His Unproduced Joan Didion-Written Political Thriller
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(gripping the sink and staring in the mirror) it's normal and okay to be 23.
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why did yall let shane dawson call his vlogs "documentaries". why.
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i hope they cast harry styles in dune and i hope it's a big role i hope he's in every scene i hope he ruins the movie you're all so fucking annoying.
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literally i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows i'm miserable now.
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people are really talking about coachella and ww3 at the same time we really do live in a society.
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no more celebrities running for president. society has progressed past the need for celebrity presidents.
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someone on twitter said you can't put a todd haynes movie on netflix because the average person is too stupid for it and i rolled my eyes, but then you read something like this and. well.
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just heard the term "depop influencer" i think i need to lay down.
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every single day i'm like holy fuck i can't keep living like this. and then i do.
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fight club begins with a scene of brad pitt holding a gun in ed norton's mouth and some of you still don’t think it’s gay.
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the way my chemical romance finally reunited and then a fucking global pandemic happened.
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i've decided that i'm done questioning things about myself. i'm done thinking about my identity. i don't care. who i am is none of my business.
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thinking about how when i was 11 i used to google "photos of real ghosts" just to scare myself.
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too many songs about breakups, not enough about gay cowboys.
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the way "i'd probably still adore you with your hands around my neck" had us all in a chokehold.
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