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Online stuff for @planetrockradio , @kerrangradio etc. Photoshopping nonsense mainly. Run Garth Marenghi's Darkplace Daily on IG 👇
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I'm OBSESSED with this tiny door in the wall at Oxford Circus tube station - so much so that when I'm drunk, I take photos of it.
Here are 4 portraits I've taken of it on 4 different nights in the past 2 weeks. Head's gone.
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I think my favourite thing about
@robbeckettcomic
's IG story chaos, (apart from the taxi megaphone) was him sitting in an alley next to some bins at 11pm declaring "I'm eating chicken in the street in front of some police cars at 1AM"
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@thewhippasnappa
This made me actually shed a tear laughing.
"By the way, I recently heard someone commenting that your posture looked *good*."
Cannister:
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Just watched Terry Pratchett
#BackInBlack
and it made me so sad. And yet so happy to have had years of joy, reading his words.
Thanks Terry
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@BBCMOTD
@GaryLineker
Here's what
@RobbieSavage8
and Alan Hansen would look like with each others' hair. Glorious.
http://t.co/JXgu2ftXqr
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I've just found this picture of
@timheidecker
&
@ericwareheim
on Getty Images.
It pleases me that this is an actual photo, taken by a professional photographer, taking up their server space and that people have to pay to use.
@OfficialTandE
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Boycie and Ice T are having a chat on Twitter.
GOD BLESS YOU, ALGORITHMS!
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Sad to see:
@benburrell
has taken to texting his own
@absoluteradio
show 🙁
Caught a glimpse of the text console and it was lots of "Loving the tunes Ben! Keep playing real music that matters" and "Hahaha Ben, you're great and the music's real, keep up the good work! Ben x"
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The Invention of Lying
Starring Boris Johnson, Nigel Farage, Michael Gove & Rupert Murdoch
@ThePoke
#referendumfilms
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@campbellclaret
Is there any chance of an explainer about the ERG on
@RestIsPolitics
?
It's been mentioned a lot but I'm not sure what it is / does, particularly now that Brexit is "done".
Dunno whether
@RoryStewartUK
has any insight into it?
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Sad to report that today
@bushontheradio
shat himself just before going on-air.
He was crying and all snotty, so me and
@bplmurphy
had to take his trousers off, wash him down, and give him some leggings out of lost property. Messy business :(
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Last Friday, I had to watch my aunt's funeral by webcam
My sister & I didn't even travel 15 miles home to hug mam who'd lost her sister to Alzheimer's, after a 10yr struggle
I don't like using our hurt to make a political point, but I am SO angry at
@BorisJohnson
's government.
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There it is again look. Mocking me. Taunting me with its hidden secrets and normal-sized handle.
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Saw this in Tesco last night.
As someone familiar with both Photoshop and the normal proportions of human beings, I think I can confidently say there is absolutely no way 4 adults sat like that have their bodies and legs tucked under water in that hot tub.
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@absoluteradio
@bushontheradio
@RichieFirth
@emmadotcom
Here's a gif that may be useful for talking about Richie in the future.
I'm not saying how, it just might come in handy.
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FAO:
@bushontheradio
&
@RichieFirth
.
Someone's made a stencil out of nuclear waste warning messages
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I did something terrible to
@robbeckettcomic
and now I'll never sleep again.
#eyebrowsandteethremoval
@ThePoke
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🎶"...And she's trying to keep,
Up above in her head,
Instead of going under" 🎶
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@giantpoppywatch
Currently frantically writing an angry letter to "Sadiq" to report the 10-strong group of obvious fraudsters dressed as Royal Air Force officers selling poppies at Piccadilly Circus the other day. That money could've gone to Captain Tom's daughter's spa 😡🇬🇧🫡
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@TechnicallyRon
"And that's all from the News At Ten. Up next, adverts for butter. Goodnight."
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Absolutely unbelievable thing happened last night:
I pulled a girl in a club (unbelievable enough) WHILST WEARING CAMO CARGO SHORTS
Cannot stop laughing at my mate's description of it as: "playing on maximum difficulty"
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MAC USERS - reveal Theresa May's soul by inverting colours in your Accessibility settings
@TwopTwips
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Facebook has just reminded me that it's 5 years since I took this photo of
@bushontheradio
meeting Mexican drug lord El Chapo (huge fan of the No Repeat Guarantee) 🥰
#memories
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5 years on, still gold.
Take a minute of your day to revel in a Beastie Boys/Muppets mashup
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@Masterman
I can't stop laughing at this photo from a festival I was working at over the weekend, where it appears that
@nomadicrevery
donned a wig and performed an acoustic session.
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Guess who heard
@distantpod
discuss a 3rd division Brazilian football kit months ago, searched it on his phone, forgot about it, got drunk on his sofa last Friday, rediscovered the tab on his phone at 2am, ordered it, then promptly forgot about it again until it arrived today?
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Sporadically find this Photoshop of
@bushontheradio
on my phone. Makes me laugh every time. Haven't the heart to get rid of the little guy.
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I just spent half an hour in the presence of my comedy hero Steve Coogan, and he was really nice and he'd researched the questions I'd asked him, and said he liked them, WHICH MEANS HE LIKES ME WHICH MEANS WE'RE GOING TO GO FOR A PINT AND BECOME BEST FRIENDS!
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8 years since I cocked up signing a work contract in every conceivable way.
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@CeliaRichards0n
What exactly is the end game for these people? What are they hoping to achieve by endlessly trashing the NT / trying to take it over?
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I have to transcribe video captions for work. Facebook has an automated tool which is reasonably good at working out what people are saying.
However...
It CANNOT understand what
@robbeckettcomic
is saying. Ever.
When the robot uprising happens, he's our only hope.
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We've activated Halloween Mode on the
@absoluteradio
schedule.
Myself and
@KevinHingley
just sat at our desks saying things like "Should 'Scare-ah' have an 'h' at the end or not?"
Personal favourite is "Ghost Boy"
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I have blocked and reported
@bushontheradio
for pulling this face on his Instagram stories.
I am seeking £1.6million in damages, and would like any other instances flagged to me to help build my legal case.
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I'm furloughed at home with nothing to do, so I remade
@pinkfloyd
's 'Wish You Were Here' album cover with appropriate 2 metre social distancing for the coronavirus crisis.
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Just rediscovered this fucking hilarious moment when
@robbeckettcomic
found out
@RealDysonator
was presenting a ludicrously-timed show on a bank holiday Sunday.
Christ alive, this made me laugh so much I was crying
Hear the moment
@robbeckettcomic
discovered
@RealDysonator
's secret show..
Hysterics all round
Get the full podcast:
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April: that magical month in which you go from blowing your nose all the time because of a winter cold, to blowing your nose all the time because of hayfever.
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@edcumming
Obviously the first person I'm tagging here is
@RealDysonator
for
#socialammo
.
"10:30am - Meet my PA Helen at the local Harvester for breakfast"
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@JeansAndSheux
Took me a while (had to get the guys down at The Nastro Azzurro Archives to help out), but have just located the original black shirt 12-inch pressing.🔥
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Job news!
If you are creative, know your rock music, can Photoshop
@bushontheradio
into compromising positions, caN dO gUd eNgLisH and want to work for me whilst I make woeful jokes 8hrs a day, then apply for this.
The jokes are mandatory, I'm afraid.
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4 years ago, I managed to take perhaps the only good photo I've ever taken of a gig on my phone -
@OrangeGoblin1
at Electric Ballroom.
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Footage of Donald Trump The Bin's terrifying encounter with an eagle... :(
#theadventuresofdonaldthebin
@ThePoke
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Even by my own daft standards, this all-staff reply was particularly stupid.
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@bushontheradio
@RichieFirth
Someone said this would work with the theme from The Bill. They weren't wrong.
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One thing I'd like to point out amongst the great
#AbsoluteRadio40s
stuff is
@SerenaBhardwaj
's PHENOMENAL graphic design work - such attention to detail, from background textures, to motifs and film grains on videos.
Proud to have her on our little digital team! 👍
You'd love to celebrate
#VEDay
with a 40s pop up station you say? We've got just the ticket! We're playing out 40s music, exclusive interviews & special performances for 24 hours. Join us TODAY for the biggest virtual street party celebration! 🎉
🔊
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@joelgolby
LIKEWISE HAVING A BILLION PDF MENUS SAVED SOMEWHERE (WHERE DO THEY GO) ON MY PHONE AND IT TURNS OUT OH HEY THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE THE BEER LIST ON THERE CHEERS
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@FootballCliches
"...and obviously I know the stadium - some would maybe say I know the treatment room too well - no but seriously..."
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Maryam Moshiri's middle finger could be put to much better use as a logo for companies and organisations who've shown time and time again how much they care about customers, the environment, profits, their cronies, etc.
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People who sit on benches on tube platforms then DON'T GET ON THE TRAIN make me irrationally anxious.
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@catyeboah
@HCDayantis
Oh my word, Catherine if you could grab a photo or a video that would be amazing!
If you could first install some Sylvanian Families furniture in there, that'd be even better.
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Frankly baffling screen signalling the start of
@bushontheradio
&
@RichieFirth
's reign of terror across the Absolute Radio decade stations.
Please let the record show that they kicked off their 70s show with 'I Feel Love' by Donna Summer.
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When I heard that Biden had won, I was walking through Camden and immediately bought a takeaway pint. I'll basically take any excuse to drink nowadays.
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People who write the entire message of their email in the subject line need reporting to the local authorities.
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Dianne Abbott gets crucified for sipping a mojito tin on a train in her own time.
Michael Gove shows up to Parliament *to his place of work* clearly battered.
Be interested to see the (not at all racist!) press coverage of this.
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@bplmurphy
"Local Man Shines Light On Dim Chestnut Court Stair Lighting"
Local resident Philip Collins, 65, has taken council to task over..
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Anyone want anything from Trago Mills?
@bushontheradio
need a belt sander / surf board / 3kg of lamb?
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@bushontheradio
I once broke into a mid-tier DJ's house after organising a fake soup kitchen in the neighbouring church as a diversion.
But I forgot to process the actors' time-sheets, so they won't get paid before Christmas :(
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Every time I've seen
@MotorheadPhil
&
@PCATBS
I've been blown away. This weekend at
#WintersEnd
was no different.
Proper rock 'n' roll 🤘
(Also, HOW FUCKING COOL IS PHIL'S GOLD-PLATED MOTORHEAD FLYING V?)
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1400s: God be with you
1500s: God b' with ye
1600s: God b'wi'you
1700s: Good-b'wy
1800s: Good-by
1900s: Goodbye
2020: How would you rate the quality of this Microsoft Teams meeting?
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British podcast: couple of comedians talking about sausage rolls in the 80s.
American podcast: "To start with, we need to go back, before the 80s. Before, even, the invention of the sausage roll. We need to go to a butchers in 5th century China. It's a bright cold morning..."
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.
@bushontheradio
know you love a Flat Roof Pub, so here's a real peach in Middlesbrough. 👌
Favourite F.R.P?
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