This photo of Phil Collins looks like its from a local paper, where he's complained to council about people leaving bin-bags in a stairwell

Good morning.

Christ, judging by tonight's performance this will be Joelinton strolling around on Tuesday night with Xavi.

Black Friday

Me trying to remember what the hell happened in the last season of Stranger Things tomorrow

My respect for this guy has just gone up tenfold. Always thought he was class but to find out he’s doing it all without being able to see properly. Quite incredible. 👏🏻

The reason why everybody hates them so much is because they pretend to be something they’re not. Lads you don’t need to cover up your face, you live in Camden and work in recruitment

Sad to see Roy Hodgson reduced to this

Why would Lisa Simpson be rushing out of jazz band the second the clock strikes. Lisa loves playing jazz, she loves her saxophone, and she’s very punctual and well-behaved. Every time I watch the intro it seems to betray her very character and it disorientates me

I'm operating on levels you losers can only dream about.

We cancelled season 3 for this utter shit

Just got back from the pragmatist rally. Amazing turnout. Thousands of people holding hands and chanting "Better things aren't possible"

Give me that Everton Ark @bushontheradio or I'm heading up to Bramley Moore Dock and hotwiring it

my wife dragging me to her Christmas work party

Look like there in a gaf in fallowfield

Too many photos of lower league footy players scoring beyond 90 minutes probably

the person i see in the self checkout camera is not who i am in my heart

We are coming @Arsenal

that pan’s clean

I loved FRANKENSTEIN, but i did think it was weird del Toro ended the movie with this quote

if spurs tweeted this i’d start crying