Matt Dyson
@RealDysonator
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Father of 3 - husband of 1 - radio sidekick - #NFFC fan - and niche fantasy football podcast host @GameweekHQ
Hastings, England
Joined January 2011
Green Fordey = @BoyGeorge.
Here’s the poster for my new Edinburgh show ‘Defying Calamity’. Yes, I was freaked out by it too. But I’ve gone through with it, so now you have to see it. You can get tickets here:.
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I’ve just walked past a fake eyelash vending machine in a shopping centre. What is the world coming to???
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This was the final straw for Elanga. He couldn’t take any more piss taking about his terrible outfit choices .#nffc.
Three more years of Ola Aina. ✍️.
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He’s a huge fan of her hit ‘twaitor’.
There exists the possibility that Olivia Rodrigo and Roy Hodgson have had a conversation.
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I’m not proud of this, but here is the small slice of doner meat I found in my jacket pocket yesterday after eating a kebab on my walk home on Saturday night. Should I try some of this self cured pocket biltong/Turkey jerky???
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As Kevin De Bruyne leaves City, it only feels right that we relive this classic @GameweekHQ jingle created by @MrDanielPrior. It really sums up his #FPL career
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Ejected and banned.
It’s @mattforde and @RealDysonator in for the FINAL show of the season ‘til 7pm tonight!. And after Gary Neville was banned from the City Ground for today’s game, the guys want to know…. Where have you been banned from?
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It’s a huge day for Nottingham Forest on the final @RnRFootball of the season. Myself and @mattforde are on from 4-7 today on @absoluteradio. To mark the occasion, I’ve commissioned my 6 year old son, Ted, do deliver this rousing chorus from a seaside cliff top: .#NFFC
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What a season it’s been.
It’s the final @RnRFootball of an incredible season today. We’ll bring you all the drama of the race for the Champions League from 4-7pm on @absoluteradio.
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RT @mattforde: I’m jealous of everyone who’ll be at the WFCG tomorrow, but @RealDysonator and I will be covering it on @absoluteradio from….
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‘Abdul come forward . Abdul go back. Abdul get knocked out’. #BingoBingoGalaBingo .Great to have him back .#SocialAmmo.
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RT @RnRFootball: It’s @mattforde & @RealDysonator in for a Sunday special ‘til 5pm today!. And after Cole Palmer once again revealed his lo….
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RT @RnRFootball: It’s @mattforde and @RealDysonator in for goals, chaos and tunes until 5pm this afternoon!. And after Roy Keane revealed h….
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RT @RnRFootball: Fordey & Dyso are channeling Jakob Kiwior’s wife Claudia who won the British twerking championships 🍑 😜 What’s your niche….
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