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Joined April 2013
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@kpf
Kevin
3 years
my spirit animal speaks.
@McConaughey
Matthew McConaughey
3 years
took me exactly 53 trips around the sun to realize that right now I’m as young as I’ll ever be, and as old as I’ve ever been, here in the honeyhole between already and not yet. Amen.
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BREAKING: CEO Andy Byron apparently "trying to post through it" privately on @ACMomento, unintentionally creating the most sought after Momento in history.
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10 days
Reactions to Scottie’s (great) response are funny. There’s literally another guy in the same sport who has been doing this for the last decade+.
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Ryan Whitney
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Dont know if I can think of a time an athlete at the top of his sport has been this open and honest about their craft
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RT @CrankyFed: I have a hard time respecting people with Deep State ties. If you were serious, you would have gone to the University of Dee….
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RT @spectre0799: Potato Salad but the beat is Pound Cake
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RT @kimmaicutler: We can do nuclear and geothermal and solar and wind. We can walk and chew gum.
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RT @JesseJenkins: Stunningly, the new Senate budget bill contains a NEW tax on wind & solar power projects. Avoiding the tax depends on pos….
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RT @kieransofar: me: the earth isn’t flat. fiat earther: correct. me: huh?. fiat earther: it’s the shape an italian car. me: what?. fiat ea….
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RT @iroasmas: what did he mean by this
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RT @MoltisantiThots: His name ends in a vowel—maybe Mamdani's Italian, T.
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The 🐐.
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Daniel
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Objectively the funniest New York mayor in my lifetime.
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RT @dekker: More and more and more and more this is happening. Basketball is way too long and way too difficult on guys bodies now. @NBA ne….
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RT @ZeroSuitCamus: Someone should try to look into whatever the hell was going on in Athens, Georgia between like 1975-1995.
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RT @capybaroness: i can’t wait to be like 60 and drag my adult children to the daft punk and lcd soundsystem biopics. that seems like one o….
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RT @JoelMBeall: Four years ago, I found JJ Spaun working on his game at a Scottsdale muni, what can best be described as a goat track. I as….
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2 months
Thibs miiiiiiiiiiiight be owed an apology 😳.
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RT @WaltHickey: instant contender for most expensive tweets ever sent.
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2 months
👀📚.
@RichardHanania
Richard Hanania
2 months
Man comes to the US from Lebanon. Starts out delivering pizzas, becomes a Nobel winning neuroscientist. Trump freezes his funding, he gets an email from China offering to move his lab “any city, any university I want" with guaranteed funding for 20 years. What are we doing?
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RT @Kazeem: I don’t think I’ve ever in my basketball watching life seen an analyst say a player is faking an injury.
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RT @blames_: It still blows my mind that Thibs spent zero time experimenting with lineups and rotations over an 82 game season and then fin….
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RT @desusnice: knicks still alive & new clipse tomorrow, there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see.
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