Kieran
@kieransofar
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common english mistakes:. - mixing up there, their and they’re .- using the wrong too, to or two.- using apostrophes for plurals.- enslaving innocent people.- not using the Oxford comma.
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i should be in a cave painting the walls with berry paste not paying taxes.
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me: my new book is amazing. friend: can i borrow it after?. me: you can’t color it in twice.
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Having a cat is very conflicting. Yes my shower gel is all over the floor every morning, my coffee has hairs in it, I almost fall down the stairs every day as they sprint past me, I get looked at with contempt constantly, I… was meant to put some positives at the end but-.
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billy joel is very suspicious. not once did i see anyone accuse him of starting a fire. so to combat this he makes a whole song. denying the thing no one said he did. guilty? probably. hotel? trivago.
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