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Trans, she/they. The unstoppable ego meets the immovable insecurity. Opinions (shamefully) my own. https://t.co/1WDWXg8xCF D&D alt: @drifterworkshop
Sydney, Australia
Joined October 2011
#transweekofawareness One of the things that convinced me to transition was researching and finding that transitioning was COMPLETELY different to what the cis media had told me. So for the eggs out there, here's things I've learned about transitioning over the past year THREAD
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This is the type of dumb shit I had in my Neopets house
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I’ve had a hell of a year! I can’t believe it lol. It’s so over for me unless I can raise $1300 ASAP to cover the cost of moving + the security deposit on a new place (getting my deposit back when I move out will cover the first month’s rent easy)
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Fuck Donkey Kong Bananza is a masterpiece. I wasn't sure at first, but hot damn does it feel both like a sequel AND a fresh take on Mario Odyssey. What especially tickles me is how Odyssey ends on the moon, while Bananza ends in the planet core 😩
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Crackpot theory: execs saw the marketing and reception to Silksong and learned all the wrong lessons. They think they can announce a game before they have anything solid in order to build hype and test the audience. The amount of vaporware games will rise massively next few years
Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic may not release until at least 2030 "Last night's biggest surprise was Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic, led by Casey Hudson, who directed KOTOR (and Anthem). Exciting news for lots of people... but Lucasfilm says the studio was founded
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Alright computer, today I think I'm in the mood for some Mickey Mouse pictures where he's fisting Walt, dealing heroin, and storming the capitol building. You know what, throw the official Disney watermark on it too while you're at it.
Disney and OpenAI sign a deal to bring more than 200 Disney characters to Sora Disney makes $1 billion investment in OpenAI and is set to become a "major" OpenAI customer https://t.co/q4eLsSStPi
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When someone steal your joke and gets more likes
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What the fuck happened, I went away for an hour to play Donkey Kong
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Imagine getting a boner in this and your crotch lights up like Rudolph's nose
A high-tech, innovative fabric that changes colors when you stretch it
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I love this idea! But you know what I love more? The TSA agent reading this 💙💜
JUST IN: Tourists visiting U.S. will have to submit 5 years of their social media history under new proposal.
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Accidentally found an acquaintance's porn stash and it had pictures of a lot of my SW oomfs in it. Feels weird to see it out in the wild, but like, I guess it's good they're making sales.
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Also the mouth flaps are just off - the song is really hard to understand
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I mean, aside from being shitty AI, this is also just not a good ad. Its about 40 seconds of random unfunny shots and then a couple seconds of a guy walking into a McDonalds. How does this make me want to eat a burger...
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did' Comments have been turned off on YouTube
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First look at ‘STEPS’, a new animated film that follows Cinderella’s evil stepsisters who are actually depicted as kind & misunderstood Starring Ali Wong and Stephanie Hsu as the stepsisters Releasing in 2026 on Netflix
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Dogs do not have the gestalt recognition of shapes and cultural front loading that would make them associate a cartoon bone shape with an actual bone. They are shaped like that entirely for the benefit of humans, thus asking the question, is the treat for the dog, or for us?
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40% of those earning over $300k are living paycheck to paycheck, per Goldman Sachs, $GS.
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Recession indicator
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