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In awe
there's a guy on SA who just got out of a 30 year prison sentence and this is driving me insane
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british table just stiffed on a $250 check. close the borders.
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No hate to this person but if I dated someone and found out they drew something like this I think I would kill myself
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Demonology is funny to me because it’s just a bunch of French and English writers in the renaissance cooking up weird chimeras with no biblical backing and people still believe them
I do not understand this urge to bring /negative/ otherworldly attention to yourself.
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I still think it’s very funny people assume she’s Asian because she took her husband’s last name
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They literally removed the original mangaka from the English dub lmao
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Jesus fucking Christ this is the hotel employee’s reddit
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Dudes be like “The South Shall Rise Again” but can’t even lift the empty bar
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For every oldfag very badly attempting to bust his balls there was a person trying to help him get work or showing him neat YouTube videos, nice thread overall so far
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@laserboat999
I can’t tell if this is better or worse than when my mom told me she likes the Big Bang theory because “that Sheldon guy acts just like you”
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This guy isn’t an actual waifuist. He’s doing a very badly executed joke. He isn’t even fully committing to the bit. Disgusting.
i have this both bookmarked on tiktok and screen recorded it so i never lose it. please watch the whole thing if you haven’t. there’s nothing quite as insane as this video
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I interviewed a Vietnam vet once and one of the guys with me mentioned Fonda and he started frothing at the mouth. Still rent free lmao
I knew to never take Jane Fonda seriously years ago when I learned about how much of a useful idiot she was for the North Vietnamese.
There were ways to protest that war without being propaganda fodder for a totalitarian communist regime. Fonda never lost that tone-deafness.
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Nymphomaniac gf: I am your hole
Me: (busy reinstalling hearthstone) I hope zoo warlock is still a thing
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When I was 17 I wore a suit and walked into 5 jobs and they all told me they only accept online applications and looked at me funny
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the page creator and main editor of the Uyghur Genocide page on Wikipedia devoted a substantial portion of his free time to attempting to scrub mentions of neo-nazism from the Azov Battalion article
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Oh my god they finally fucking changed the article name
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@cityafreaks
@Diet_Sofa
I once spent 4 hours attempting to learn the modding tools so I could make a mod to house all the beggars so I could stop hearing their voice lines
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“Stolas is a bird guy who teaches astronomy and knows about herbs” sounds like a fucking nerd!
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@ComradeToguro
It is really weird that weed is in this limbo zone between being so stigmatized you can’t explicitly say it but also being so widely used that it’s worth advertising to
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@semiinteresting
@horrible_bug
21st attempt the menu is finally good, reach the end of the meal to find out they only accept Canadian dollars, killing my run
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@Acyutendra
She’s had the same pfp for over a decade. It’s to make her look racially ambiguous. She looks like a librarian in rural Iowa.
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Okay Atheists stop arguing about Satan in my replies your mom wants you to be up in the morning for Easter mass
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@socialaskan
@NoblemanSam
Finding out the guy who went viral yesterday for letting bullet ants and other animals bite him also let a gila monster bite him
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I still find this thread hilarious, because apparently the problem with the ice free corridor isn’t that it implies natives were “too dumb“ to use boats, or the timeframe is way too small, it’s that it implies that they were somehow “settlers”
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I genuinely can never wrap my head around the “the vaccine is going to kill everyone” types. At what point in history have those in control not wanted as many warm bodies to do as much work as possible?
90% of the western population is vaccinated. It's already over, who cares man. The whole thing is burning from the inside out, the DNA is rotting as we speak. It was over the moment the population en masse took the first injection. Humanity lost.
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@RisenRabbit
The vets themselves didn’t really cook it up. It was the Nixon admin and media trying to drive a wedge between draftees an anti war protestors
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@Hezbolsonaro
@are_jay_
We were required to take it in high school and I think the only question I had to spend more than a few seconds thinking about was a system of interlocking gears where you had to determine if the final gear would spin clockwise or counterclockwise
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Women with the same aesthetic eating each other alive must be a day that ends with y
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@Yeenie_Mcbeenie
I’ve ranged too much about people not understanding that Miguel was wrong but I felt like the entire scene where Peter explicitly says he had the courage to get back with MJ and have a kid because of Miles went over everyone’s heads
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This is a /tttt/ comic about giving HRT to minors and now rightoids use it lol
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Most sensible Ukraine discussion with a Wikipedia editor
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@cityafreaks
Yep, actually it was this mod that introduced me to how much better skyrim can be with just a few tweaks to integrate the story and gameplay instead of giving your character chosen one syndrome where everyone stops being racist around you
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“Fakest shit I’ve ever seen”
“Obviously fake”
“Who believes this”
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@jestingtime
This is what you get for trying to flirt with knife ears. I slide up to the nearest dwarven dame and ask her how many cave-ins she’s survived
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@HOSTAGEKILLER
Some guy on /fit/ ages ago wrote a guide on how to do this, claimed to have lived rent free for a year in random women’s apartments
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@bo_austin_
@Falcon87456
Imagine giving a slapdash phoned in presentation for your blowoff and your extremely boorish professor uses it as fodder for an op ed
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I TURNED MYSELF INTO A HURRICANE MORTY
Hurricane Rick heads toward Mexico's southern Pacific coast with top winds of 140 km/h, expected to strengthen and likely cause flash flooding and mudslides after reaching land overnight: (Image - NHC)
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“B-but sir!! A planned economy would require... five gajillion calculations per attosecond!!!”
“Okay, cool, do them.”
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This is one of the perennial blue board screenshots people use as viral bait but nobody posts the album the guy made based on it
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Oh you mean like the time vaush posted a meme made by a literal Nazi
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@TrueAnonPod
@ged_sparrowhawk
Up there with the guy who died in Nutty Putty Cave in terms of super gruesome death but extremely funny context
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@jesuslasupajew
Genetically modifying a cow for prophecy reasons is cheating. The New York fishing line loophole of prophecy.
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@Chicken_Face1
Most American cradle Catholics are either chronic faith lapsers who oscillate in mass attendance based on the conditions of their personal life or Novus Ordo lovers who host cocktail parties on feast days and maybe wear a scapular or rosary you never see
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@SocDoneLeft
Now he's saying they were just jokes but nervously following up with that it's "not an excuse" before saying it again
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Ferguson was basically a free pass for seemingly normal people to just be disgustingly racist. I have yet to see basically any nominally left person who was mocking Brown at the time be held accountable in any capacity for it
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“I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation, Jerry. HALF the followers, TWICE the likes… I got ratio’d Jerry… a clean ratio.”
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@TheGreeneBJ
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“Sorry babe it’s not you, it’s my shot at the 18-40 black voter demographic”’
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@njsilvadyne
All of these epic 4chan personal army types joined in 2016 because they heard it was the racist website
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I believe in physiognomy because this is the most gay soy looking guy who ever lived
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@hum_dunkin
@HOSTAGEKILLER
Reminds me of the 9/11 footage where the cameraman keeps going OH MY LORD… OH MY GOD in this lilting voice and then you hear a guy elk WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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@supermills
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The point was that was also how vapid socialites talked back then. Bateman isn’t psychopathic for talking like that he’s psychopathic for doing it as a masking tactic
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Also he’s clearly stinking rich so he should kill himself
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@dauzlee04
Red tailed hawk (formerly Mikehawk) was made an admin in January and has spent years duking it out on every article related to Xinjiang to sell “throwing babies out of incubators” stories. He also staunchly defended Azov and insisted their Nazi activities not be mentioned.
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@Annunakimakura
One of my high school buddies joined the marines and within 6 months he was an violent antisemite
He’s fucking Native American
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I’m not gonna screenshot every single argument he had over it but he’s been at it for several years now
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@RaceplayShawty
@KetracelBlack
I was telling my brother on the phone about DPS’s statement that was like “on behalf of the people of Texas DISPERSE” and he said “it would be really funny if it had said on behalf of the people of Israel”
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Here we see the culture war laid bare. Spineless and wistful losers with an air of aloof rudeness who are completely miserable trying to buoy themselves by tormenting people willing to accept themselves and be happy.
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Also not implying some grand conspiracy just that a dude who wrote a large chunk of that article is a weird dude
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Two furries had sex behind the lacrosse building where the players would puke post-practice
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Being trans at TSA be like
“Ma’am, please step through the scanner”
*radioactive nuke alarm sfx*
*Red sirens blaring*
Ace Venture Voice Clip: “SHHHHEEEEE’S A MAAAAAAN”
*iron jail cell locking sfx*
“Ma’am I’m afraid we’re going to have to molest you for national security”
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@tara_chara
I think the only classical philosopher I was ever taught as obsolete was Aristotle by a very opinionated physical science high school teacher
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