annika christy
@kingkrabbyp
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Thank you Justin, this seriously means the world to me 🥰
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Might put a Kamala Harris sign in front of the Barstool Chicago office and take bets on which employee is the first to rip it down.
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Itll be the first time I enjoy myself tho.
Wouldn’t be the first time we played 1 on 1 @kingkrabbyp.
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This office is so fucking fat we have 5 UberEats drivers pulling up at the same exact time and it’s not even noon.
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U legitimately told me this morning u still love me but go off city boy.
This was not my funeral. If anything, the city boys just gave me the key to city.
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DP sent me the “we’re renewing” text so I’m celebrating with my fav seltzer that also happens to be a sponsor
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Note to all boys- no more fuckin running shoes w jeans
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Every time I think I’m batshit crazy, someone does something crazier. Like fuck their boyfriends dad or something.
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First person out of the running for employee of the week- BIG CAT . I GENEROUSLY offered to be his personal assistant out of the kindness of my heart and I was met with a hostile “you’re not even close to qualified”.
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BREAKING NEWS- .@nickysmokess and I have called for a cease fire against each other. I still think he’s an idiot but kiddo has a good heart.
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Mr. Big Cat and Mr. Portnoy this is me formally begging to keep my job amidst the TikTok ban. Thank u guys love u kings 🫶🏼🫶🏼@stoolpresidente @BarstoolBigCat.
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Update- Justin hit me w a “I apologize” and then unfortunately deleted his entire account:( fuck around and find out 🤷🏽♀️.
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JUST BREAKING: @_willcompton not chosen for first basketball game in the Chicago office. Some are saying his talent on the football field does NOT translate to the basketball court.
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U would think my ex boyfriend would be able to spell my name correctly
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Yea ill take “things that won’t happen” for 500 please.
I will be calm and respectful today. Go birds.
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MY EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK GOES TO…. BRANDON WALKER . @BFW embodies everything I look for in a positive and delightful coworker. He is always willing to gossip and is always down for a fun handshake. I will be buying him a lunch of his choosing next week! . As of rn, it’s looking.
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Haven’t u been retired for a while now? ….
Officially retired from the streets. No further questions at this time.
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Is he abt to follow the yellow brick road.
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And my (maybe) final words are as follows- . I have ALREADY yelled at dumb and fucking dumber (tbd which is which) about grabbing drinks alone outside of the office so fool me once, shame on you- but fool me twice, THAT would be shame on me . have a lovely day everyone.
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The unemployed girls.
What are we calling the TikTok Girls on Monday?.
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“Looking to make sure my coworkers don’t see me looking like a tool” as if u don’t start blasting music at 2:30 every afternoon to announce the start of ur workout.
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Alex is publicly lashing out after I didn’t answer his 7 DMs
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I was going to announce that it is a new week and that everyone is elligible again for employee of the week. BUTTTTTT Big Cat started off hot with “r u still doing ur stupid competition” yea?? And it’s not stupid?? And ur the first one out again.
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Thank god Friday basketball is back. I love watching such an athletic group of specimens.
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Get them a red eye flight to Poland, have them spend the day at Auschwitz, then put them on a red eye flight home ABSOLUTELY NO VACATION TIME.(Side note tho they don’t even need the education they knew exactly what they were doing).
Emergency Press Conference - There was a “Fuck the Jews” sign at our Philly bar last night. I am shaking I’m so mad
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What if Alex hypothetically threatened to sue me…hypothetically wouldn’t that be funny.
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Coworkers start looking pretty good when ur 15 drinks deep.
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I think Dave likes me.
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Hello Big Cat and DP, . This is my formal request to be invited to the #betgala next year, as I am extremely nosy and it’s killing me to not know what’s goin on. I’d prefer to take the PJ, but we can negotiate on transportation method. Best, .Annika Christy .(Barstool Employee).
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He’s trying to gaslight me the same way my exes used gaslight me.
Raising funds for any necessary reason, I’d appreciate any support in any form including reposts or likes. I appreciate everyone’s support, moral or financial #❤️
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Why do I feel like all the big barstool boys r beefing? like r they actually all on their periods rn.
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I would HATE to be @dan_bernstein cause I work for barstool and even I’m slightly afraid of the stoolies so I can only imagine being public enemy #1 of barstool.
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One of the top contenders for employee of the week- BRANDON WALKER . Brandon walked past me, did our special hand shake, caught a water bottle that was being hurled at him, then told me to have a good week- that’s the positive vibe I like in this office.
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I love seeing Rico so happy 🥰.
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Wait did something happen.
There has been another death at the Brandon Walker funeral thanks to @kingkrabbyp. RIP @nickysmokess
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Oh my fucking god I just pulled a muscle or something while getting out of a car. I didn’t think shit like that would happen until I was at LEAST Big Cat’s age.
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If the Barstool Chi office ever gets boring, I’m gonna stir the pot and bring in a lie detector test and make everyone answer the internets most asked questions abt them.
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It’s hard getting ready for work this morning knowing that I’m attending my best friends funeral @BFW 🥺🥺.
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Must be abt his other girlfriend.
Take this Einstein:. Take out the trash + flowers = Head.
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No way I just got a direct request on RAYA‼️ that literally just says “set me up with bluntman” @Blutman27.
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Just found out that I got randomly selected to go to dinner w @barstoolWSD and @RealCGriff and let me just say this is truly what dreams are made of 🤩.
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I 🫶🏼 Stu Feiner.
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Instead of streaming TNF I think Barstool should stream all the girls watching tonight’s episode of @BFFsPod.
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Family.
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Can’t wait to be a Hooters girl tomorrow night 🥳.
Tomorrow on @StoolAfterDark:. @EddieBarstool @StoolMintzy and I will be completing the world’s first FatMan Food Triathlon: 112 wings, 26 orders of fries, 2.4 gallons of soda. If we don’t beat the fastest ever IronMan, I will do 1 mile on the treadmill per item short for the chat
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me- “ur decision making is so impressively bad I almost have to give u credit” . @nickysmokess - “thank you 😀”.
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Winning Camp Barstool and not getting a private jet back to Chicago feels like highway robbery.
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A list of my favorite coworkers is as follows: .1. @RealCGriff & @barstoolWSD .2. Everyone else.
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No im trying to cancel my flight now.
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Walking around w Nikki after he shaves makes me look like such a fucking pedo I’m so embarrassed
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My boyfriend is about to be bald cause he can’t keep his mouth shut on livestreams I’m gonna throw up.
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Just found out KB doesn’t like “tiered foods” (ex- lasagna bc there are layers to it) and I just found that rly interesting.
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BARSTOOL IS SO UP.
Thankful to add @stoolpresidente to the lineup for the Cracker of the Year Awards. Barstool x CTESPN 🫱🏻🫲🏾 Respect & Luv.
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If I send u this photo, it means im steppin out on the town feelin like a baddie
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And Leo I remember the days when the people talking shit weren’t butt fuck hideous
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Second employee out of the running for employee of the week- DANNY CONRAD . He walked into the kitchen and said “hi Hannah” ok what about me??? (Keep in mind I go out of my way to say hi to him every morning).
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Wish I was ~properly built~ for “walking bets” I think I’d be much more successful.
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Starting this week, I will be implementing employee of the week at the Chicago HQ . More details to come.
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Fourth employee out of the running for employee of the week- SPIDER . He jump scared me and then proceeded to call me a bitch- promotes a negative work environment.
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Yes I will admit I have a tendency to get too drunk on @MookCantSleep but I can’t help it I love being there too much.
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Rico is unintentionally an agent of chaos and I love it- might be his biggest fan.
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Arizona V Akron in the first round of March Madness. @BarstoolTate we may need to make a bet on this.
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It is now Thursday. Brandon Walker is my current top contender for my very first employee of the week.
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Classy and elegant- exactly what I’d expect 💅.
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