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Jon Kuroda (黒田ジョン)

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ResearchOps @UCBerkeley EECS. Pic by @justinesherry. Words here are mine, not necc my employer's. He/him/his. Fight Fascism. Obliterate Oppression.

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@jkuroda
Jon Kuroda (黒田ジョン)
1 year
Just to be clear since there seems to be some confusion. The tsunami warning is due to the M7.3 about 50 miles off the coast near Eureka. The quake many in SF felt in the same timeframe was much more likely to have been the M2.5 quake near Cobb.
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@TracketPacer
TracketPacer
1 year
i get a lot of shit for calling myself an “aerospace network engineer” rather than just a normal network engineer. i do it to try to head off some of the “why would u want to learn about XYZ this is old/stupid/unnecessary”. it means a lot when someone finally understands.
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@parasjain
Paras Jain
1 year
We’re growing quickly. Be a part of the future of video generation. Join us!
@genmoai
Genmo
1 year
🎉 We're hiring! 🎉 Genmo HQ is looking for passionate, motivated individuals to help us create the future of AI in video generation. We have various roles open for all different types of professionals; please don't hesitate to apply if you find a role that suits you! 🫶
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@miaaowing
maeve ~
1 year
i dont' think ive ever shared it on this account but i literally have a 48U server rack in my bedroom
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Corey Quinn
1 year
Elder sysadmins: share your ridiculous server naming schemes. I'll go first: Dune. Mailservers named after guild navigators, all-purpose utility server that changed identities all the time was "Scytale," 40 DHCP servers all named "Duncan Idaho," etc.
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Magdalena
2 years
C is Latin, the root of all modern languages, the whole universe used to speak it. C++ is French, it’s Latin with fancy rules, used by the elite around the world & in specific circles. JavaScript is English, everybody speaks it, most speakers speak it poorly and others don’t
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@TracketPacer
TracketPacer
2 years
the scariest parts of being a girl in tech 🧚‍♀️✨ (all girls will agree!!)
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@summer__heidi
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@SwiftOnSecurity
SwiftOnSecurity
2 years
The pager knows where it's beeped at all times. It knows this because it knows where it hasn't beeped. By subtracting where it has beeped from where it hasn't beeped, or where it hasn't beeped from where it has beeped (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation.
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@crisisofconsc
Crisis of Conscience
2 years
My org is pushing this "revitalization day" thing in which we have no meetings all day (tomorrow) so naturally, they sent a meeting about the no-meeting activity so we can talk about having no meetings in a meeting.
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@endingwithali
ali
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asking for a friend anyone have contacts / intros to lawyers who handle work harassment cases? XXXXL company, not a protected class. good documentaiton
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@JamesLucasIT
James Lucas
2 years
Thread of hilarious maps you've (probably) never seen before 🧵 1. World map according to fish
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@misc0110
Michael Schwarz
2 years
With the #GhostWrite CPU vulnerability, all isolation boundaries are broken - sandbox/container/VM can't prevent GhostWrite from writing and reading arbitrary physical memory on affected RISC-V CPUs. Deterministic, fast, and reliable - no side channels. https://t.co/qtmosPvuYl
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@summer__heidi
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@jvitak
Dr. Jessica Vitak, Privacy Zealot
2 years
Folks who have completed or are currently doing their PhD: If you were to have received a small welcome packet at your desk on Day 1 of your PhD, what would you want it to include? Some ideas: Post-its, a fun pen, highlighters, stapler, candy. What else?
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@Evil_Mog
EvilMog® @mog.evil.af
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@alifarhat79
Not Jerome Powell
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Linux users right now
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@mikejulian
Mike Julian
2 years
In case you missed it over the weekend, @DuckbillGroup is hiring a full-time backend engineer to work on AWS billing stuff! Must be located in SF Bay Area. https://t.co/NPddQyHGut
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Jon Kuroda (黒田ジョン)
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DOES the existence of “The Doctor” and “The Master” imply the existence of “The Bachelor”?
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