Magdalena
@_RustyRooster
Followers
1,300
Following
194
Media
184
Statuses
3,704
Programming | Cybersecurity | Video games | Memes 👩🏻💻🇫🇷 French nerd since MCMXCVI
Paris, France
Joined October 2023
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Bronx
• 613384 Tweets
Porto Alegre
• 108509 Tweets
Olmedo
• 82137 Tweets
RPWP TODAY
• 58492 Tweets
#虎に翼
• 54531 Tweets
ISABELLE NO PODDELAS
• 48451 Tweets
Bobby
• 46303 Tweets
新時代の扉
• 40371 Tweets
Tatum
• 37391 Tweets
#911onABC
• 29871 Tweets
SÃO JUÃO JULIETTE
• 29415 Tweets
Angel Reese
• 27616 Tweets
Rock in Rio
• 27488 Tweets
Bahia
• 27300 Tweets
#あさイチ
• 18562 Tweets
#VoleiNoSportv
• 15561 Tweets
OUÇA CHAVE
• 13092 Tweets
南くんの恋人
• 12759 Tweets
スタライ
• 12551 Tweets
優三さん
• 11995 Tweets
I see 25yo devs getting hired as senior developers 🥸 I also see a lot of job offers for senior Rust engineers
Back in my old days, senior developers had 1200+ years of experience 👵🏻 like Gandalf
Has “senior” really become a meaningless buzz word? An alias for “motivated”?
266
48
904
When registering on online services, instead of your name, put the name of the service, so when you receive spam emails you know which filthy bastard sold your data 🙂
62
103
641
Thank you porn bots for making me feel like I’m funny and popular
79
16
439
@NikTekOfficial
Helldivers is absolutely not hated, Sony is
But there’s no other way to make our voice heard than bombarding dislikes
6
1
276
> Study C at school
> Very restrictive coding norm
> Have to explain each LOC, why made this way and not the other way around
> Fast forward N years
> Download a 16th NPM package just to center a div
>work on highly sophisticated software
>requires optimising for low latency
>fast forward N years
>become an AI engineer writing sloppy python in notebooks hoping your model does a thing
7
16
260
8
6
167
I didn’t know you could have a mid-life crisis at 27 years old
113
4
162
I dropped math in high school because I couldn’t wrap my head around trigonometry, now I need it for a side project and I understood it right away…
Nothing beats ed with context, I wish I knew it sooner
38
8
146
For younger devs who don’t know what this logo is, it used to be the first logo of
#Flutter
Crazy right?
47
10
145
Maybe I’m having a kind of depression or something
Thinking about it for 2 months, my previous colleagues broke my self-confidence, they made up things to make me look like an incompetent parasite, they created dramas out of nothing, asked me incoherent questions in order to
60
5
138
How comes the video game industry is worth hundreds of billions of dollars while it isn’t considered a solid career path for techies and artists?
75
4
130
This is a friendly reminder to C/C++ developers that if you don’t free the memory you allocate, it will deplete and then you have to buy another RAM
27
13
114
@lauriewired
If you check the sources of the modulus operator you can see it uses is-even under the hood
0
5
113
I find Rust 🦀 to be very productive and well suited for a POC
💣 Want to go fast? Use unwrap, expect, empty tuples and underscores.
💥 Need stability now? Replace unwrap and expect with proper error handling.
💁🏻♀️
19
6
111
I found a good replacement for caffeine, it’s called Heineken
34
6
112
The temptation to move abroad and to leave everything behind is huge right now
32
6
96
`yes` is by far the most mysterious Linux command to me, by default it prints “y” extremely fast, you can create gigantic files in a matter of seconds: `yes > yes.txt`
By the time I wrote this tweet, it made a 230Go file, it took about two minutes.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
16
1
89
Only 2 languages should exist
Latin for research and French for everything else
Every other language is bloat
only 2 programming languages should exist
OCaml for research and Rust for anything else
everything other language is bloat
21
10
130
28
6
83
Remember the times when houses had a single central phone and each family had its number? You call a friend and her mom answered the phone “Hello this is Magda, can I talk to Emilie?”
29
5
81
Imagine a company that would democratically elect its CEO for a 4 to 5 years mandate. Would that benefit the company? If not, why would it benefit a country?
94
5
80
Has it ever happened to you that your coworkers weren’t happy with the way your work? I know, but has it ever happened that they didn’t tell you anything in an adult conversation and complained directly to the boss in an attempt to get you fired? Yeah, that’s messed up, right?
40
1
71
Context: I’m unemployed and have no will to find a job for now. I want to spend time developing a project that will make me proud of myself.
I recently developed a Telegram bot that posted scam prevention on public channels, the bot was a little too effective and now I’m banned
26
0
69
I told my 7yo nephew I’m 27, he said “you’re old”, it took me by surprise and I couldn’t find anything smart to answer
22
0
62
I’m always all gangsta when I book a trip until I remember I’m scared of planes
23
1
59
@AstraKernel
It actually is, and assembly is even simpler
But a simple language makes it hard to build complex projects
6
1
55
Two months into unemployment and I’m starting to be tired of not working, I may start looking for a job very soon
17
2
56
Prior to my account creation, a friend warned me that Twitter was very toxic. I’m on Twitter for a few months now and aside from some very anecdotal altercations, the people here are insanely nice!
The only times I faced Twitter toxicity was with French speakers 😐 Why?
22
1
56
@alcools_france
J’ai une société sans salarié, l’État m’a volé approximativement 45 000€ l’année dernière et moi je finis dans le rouge tous les mois 🫠
2
1
53
I read it somewhere but I refer to it all the time so it’s worth sharing.
If you don’t remember the options for the `tar` command, talk to it in German:
- eXtract Ze File: “-xzf”
- Compress Ze File: “-czf”
Bitte schön 🍻
11
3
52
I don’t get why it is so important for a secured messenger to be open source, we have no guarantee an altered version doesn’t run on their servers or isn’t installed on our devices anyway
What am I missing?
36
1
53
@stats_feed
Time to flex 🤌🏻
Fluent: French, English, Russian
Enough to communicate: German, Spanish, toki pona, Italian, Latin
Basics: Chinese, Norwegian, Ukrainian, Esperanto
18
1
54
Maybe I’m a little too narcissistic but when I see myself in the mirror I can’t help but thinking my mom did a hell of a good job, thanks mom
18
1
51
The reason I use “git fetch && git rebase” instead of “git pull” is because a senior dev told me it was better this way when I was an intern, he didn’t tell me why and now I do stuff for the only sake of not looking stupid 🫠
13
0
46
2014: Trust me bro, in 2 years everyone will ditch fiats and use BTC
2024: Trust me bro, in 2 years everyone will ditch devs and use LLM
16
5
48
I’m coming to a point in my life where I’m genuinely excited to spend the night alone at home, coding with a glass of wine, rather than going to the club with my friends
9
2
46
Posting screenshots of your Twitter stats and f4pping in public, same vibe
11
0
47
People arguing whether learning C is useful or not while I’m learning Latin just for fun 🤓
17
1
46
It’s the second time in three months that I get a strong D* thanks to the gym 🫣😌😇
It has proven to be very effective for weight loss!
(*Diarrhea)
21
1
45
I did it.
I slept poorly because I knew that today I had to read unintelligible logs to find a rare bug. I had no self-confidence and thought I’d make a fool of myself but I fucking did it.
This is better than an orgasm.
9
0
42
Tech influencers trying to fool people into going outside to touch grass while you can literally order grass via Telegram, people deliver it directly at home 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
16
3
42
@tiny_kiri
My dad caught me sending JavaScript code, I had to convince him it was just a nude
3
0
41
Love is what matters, everything else is ephemeral and secondary.
Love is by far the most important.
17
4
42
Having a stomach bug is the closest thing to the concept of happiness:
- No work
- In bed all day
- No eating, passive weight loss
- Nobody dares bothering, I need to rest
- Forced to drink coke
- Play Fallout on the Steam Deck all day
- I shamelessly get people to bring me stuff
12
2
41
@alvinfoo
I love everything about this video, and the British accents makes it even more lovely
0
0
40
Agile is like communism: designed by intellectuals, based on collaboration and collective effort, often fails to meet the expected results, people keep telling you it hasn’t been correctly implemented, and you can find a free manifesto online
8
2
38
Hot take: a language deserves to be considered as a real programming language only if it’s built with itself.
10
3
37
Current developers have an interest in having young developers to believe programming came to an end because of AI, with fewer developers to occupy positions in companies, our salary will skyrocket
15
0
37
I coded three days in a row to build an antiscam Telegram bot and my Tg account has just been banned 😐 I feel like a clown
23
0
36
As time goes by, I notice more and more harmful use cases of
#AI
and I’m yet to find a positive one
This is deeply concerning
24
4
36
Do you also have bars in your trains or is it just in France? 🍻🇫🇷⚜️
37
0
36
First experience with a recruiter from the UK: no bullshit, direct to the point, asks for GitHub profile instead of degree, 10/10
Also my English was good enough not to slow down the conversation, which is very good to know 🤙🥸🇬🇧
8
0
34
Maintaining legacy Java applications is the OnlyFans of back-end developers
13
0
32
The plane crashed and I’m dead lol no jk I’m in Spain with my third beer 🍻
I’m always all gangsta when I book a trip until I remember I’m scared of planes
23
1
59
12
1
35
Update on the situation: they told me they were satisfied with my work, I told them I want to leave anyway 😄
I’m so happy I managed to turn the situation around! 😭🥳
Now I’m unemployed
Just showed them a banger procedural macro I’ve been baking for 2 weeks, they said it is perfect and they are impressed
That feeling, it will be the first peaceful week-end in 3 weeks 😻😇
Still looking to get out of this company though
3
0
9
12
0
33
Touching grass, considering my possibilities to do nothing but touching grass for the rest of my life
6
1
33
📣 American video games companies 📣
Bethesda: “It just works”
EA: Literally the worst and most hated company in America
Blizzard: “Do you guys not have phones?”
Microsoft: Everything it touches turns into sh!t
📣 European video games companies 📣
Jagex: Single handedly
26
5
32
This tweet has been written on a couch in Paris at 8.44 am. It is currently stored somewhere in a cold datacenter, probably in the USA, and it is now displayed on your screen wherever and whenever you are
Have a nice day
7
0
33
Sometimes you just need to get wasted for 3 days straight to question everything in your life and start the week on a fresh mind and with a good mood
Happy Monday everyone 🙏🏻
12
2
33
IRL: You can tell a lot about someone looking at his shoes
Online: You can tell a lot about someone looking at his main programming language
19
1
31
I wanted to take a photo of my car to make a “thank you
#Rust
” type of post but I don’t have a driving license
11
1
30
Developers implementing this kind of shit should become persona non grata in the tech industry
EA is looking at putting in-game ads in AAA games — 'We'll be very thoughtful as we move into that,' says CEO
"Advertising has an opportunity to be a meaningful driver of growth for us."
18
7
53
15
4
32
I’m flying to Spain tomorrow ✈️ I heard there’s something there that my Parisian brain cannot conceptualise: good weather and warm temperatures 🥵
I’ll keep you updated with my discoveries 👩🏻🏫
7
1
30
I can’t believe I fixed all my coding problems with this one ░W░E░I░R░D░ trick 🫣👉🏻 I read the docs 🤯
5
1
30
We live in a time when you can take any inexpensive and basic computer to learn things that can help you earn a six-figure income. What else, other than programming, is able to achieve such a miracle?
16
1
29
I learned coding with C at a project driven school: if the projects we turned in crashed, we had an F
We were so bad at managing memory that not using the `free` function was a tip we gave to each other in all seriousness
10
1
29
Rust is both my favourite programming language AND the game I like to play the most with friends
6
0
29
@enjojoyy
Confession time: I got banned from both the newcomers and the official Rust Discord servers for asking this question
13
0
23
Thank you for calling 911, an operator will answer you shortly after this 60 seconds ad
9
1
29
@enjojoyy
Rust is my main PL and I don’t think I would be good at it without my knowledge in C, C is the basis of everything
3
0
29
BOOMERS 👴🏻👵🏻
When they were born, naz!s were defeated a few years ago, most houses didn’t have running water and the toilets were a little hut in the back of the garden.
Today my life consists of quietly typing on a keyboard 6.5h a day, playing video games, watching silly TV
9
1
28
@ChShersh
🎒 Hot take / unpopular opinion
🎒 I’ll go first
🎒 As a programmer
🎒 My New Year resolution is [screen resolution]
🎒 *any meme from 2014*
3
0
28
My love and support for the Russian people is immeasurable, they are the greatest people and they are the ones who made me realise there’s more in life than sadness and depression.
Today they suffer from a sad and depressing event and I share their pain.
Я помолюсь за вас, вы
7
0
28
Making 2 LLM talking to each other, the conversations are so retarded it’s hilarious
6
0
28
You’re a single man wondering why it’s so hard to find a girlfriend? Ask yourself this simple question: can you dance lezginka? 💁🏻♀️ If not, maybe it’s time to question yourself
18
2
26
I can’t wait to be considered a senior developer for my imposter syndrome to reach its full potential 🙏📈
5
1
27
@storyofharambe
It is called the exception that confirms the rule 💁🏻♀️ How many 25yo devs play League of Legends instead of crushing it on their data structure kills?
6
0
26
@ChShersh
Just yesterday I saw an open position for PHP and I thought “I hope someone’s gonna have a blast there,” I’m becoming mature
1
0
18
Sometimes my code is so bad it is at risk of being garbage collected
4
0
26
@ryanf3119
@HelldiversAlert
Give me your credit card number, it literally takes you less than 30 seconds and I’ve been proven to be more effective at securing personal data than Sony
6
1
26
I’m astonished to see people are putting effort into the gender war 💁🏻♀️ Yes men and women are different, yes we don’t think the same. So what? 👩🏻🤝👨🏼
Do all men think the same anyway? Are all women alike? Since when has it become an issue for people with different backgrounds and
13
0
26
English is bloated
5
0
25