The ban we'd all prefer.

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“I’m sober” GOOD FOR YOU, hand me my riesling

My face after hearing the opinion I didn't ask for

I didn’t stay here because I love Elon, I stayed here because I could see that site wasn’t going to be anything besides another temporary “I hate Elon” refuge that everyone would drop in 6 months or less and be right back here. And I was right.

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit

I love how legion remix made it a whole ordeal that I go around and say goodbye to all the NPCs…. meanwhile, we still have Christmas, New Year’s, I’m going to spend an entire week in Las Vegas for CES, and I’ll get back, and Legion remix will still be fucking going on.

I can be this: and also like this:

The urge to get curtain bangs and dye my hair is rising

Eat whatever you want, and if someone calls you fat, eat them too

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I agree with Elmo

If it’s not Microsoft testing my sanity, it’s Verizon. They just alternate.

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me every day with world of warcraft

I’m just full of holiday spirit today hahaha Even when I’m frustrated at my job (which happens), I remind myself I’m very much still here because of the people I work with, both customers and coworkers.

I was upgraded to a suite in DC (my whole group was) and this massive mirror was too convenient not to take a pic of how nice the room was. This was at the four seasons. 10/10

A user I support got me this little kitty post-it note holder for my desk and it’s the literal cutest thing I’ve ever seen. I feel very lucky knowing people who take the time to personalize a gift because they know you so well.

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I’m actually really thankful that the pilots of our plane didn’t tell us that something was very wrong with the plane until after we landed, and also thankful that I’m not dead. Wild 24 hours.

Life pro tip: Don’t take advice from stupid people.