The ban we'd all prefer.

Has nagging someone to disable their ad blocker ever worked for any website ever?

I'm a big fan of being able to deliver good news to people on a Friday afternoon.

https://t.co/A8yKJZsr09

I love going from 85° to 39 overnight, New York decided to just skip fall and go directly to winter

Seeing all these people posting “I hit lvl 80 in remix” “I got this” “I did that” OKAY WELL SOME OF US ARE EMPLOYED 🥲 grats tho

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Always baby

The life of a show girl ✨🥰🩰

This Chiefs loss makes me feel infinitely better about the Bills loss

Walked by this in my work parking garage today and this is exactly the type of energy I want to see from my coworkers

If I see you walk out of the bathroom without washing your hands, rest assured I’m making a mental note that you are someone whose keyboard I never want to touch.

Having to work with and support Microsoft products should come with free Botox because I’m literally getting a wrinkle on my forehead from how often I furrow my brows making the “are you fucking kidding me” face

NFL fans finding themselves becoming diehard fans of whatever team the Chiefs are playing

I feel in the spirit now

The life of a showgirl is so unbelievably mediocre, I am genuinely so disappointed in this album

I only did 3 of the probably 15 expense reports I have piled up but at least I cleared out the ones gathering dust from the end of August that will be pinging angrily about being overdue soon.

I have to do about a billion expense reports (in Concur) so naturally the last thing I'll be doing today is my expense reports.

i’ll walk past you like i never knew you actually

Text with my best friend, couldn’t help myself.

Next June, I will have worked for the same company for 15 years. While I have my gripes about process and IT in general, I really wouldn’t have it any other way.