don't care kissing wife

chimken

when a bottom has a fever their hole is incredible.. shit be boiling your dick like a 7/11 hotdog

just did my gfs oestrogen shot :3c

using .5 for anything except seconds is stupid ❌ 2.5 years ✅ 2 years 6 months ❌ 10.5 minutes ✅ 10 mins 30s / 10 ½ minutes ✅ 30.3 seconds

tldr i want a z fold sized phone that doesnt suck

if apple made a 120hz iPad mini with a magic keyboard and NFC for apple pay id use it as a phone lmao

oh

wife helped me with advent of code D11 and i helped her with D7 i love her so much

#pluribus

selling 128 GB of DDR4-3600, heavily used, 4999€, will not negotiate, shipping not included, take it or leave it

https://t.co/whe0TBoa1Q

Wordle 1,639 3/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

wife so pretty

oh no

he soends a solid 6 minutes trying to add a window to obs and gives up

the url in the email always points to a domain owned by microsoft, pointing at MS' own azure namesevers too. the only actual tells in the email are the bad typos and push to click link asap, everything else actually checks out on the technical side LOL

i have never failed a phishing test because i always raise a ticket directly with the cyber team pointing out that an email signed + passing DMARC & SPF from our domain AND bot addy with 0 mailtrace results means that the attacker already pwnd our exchange server n its too late

im (rarely) over on the other 🦋site @/miaow.ing

🐈‍⬛ mriaoo *sneeze*

hello i have a terrible cold and im going sniffle i dont think imm gonna make it the next 72 hours @vincegilloghan @vonce please can u dm me pluribus next 2 episodes so i can watch them with wife before my passing