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@ChristyGadman
@johnbcrist
This is totally something I would do as well.
I did the “Chuck e cheese is for birthdays only” for a long time.
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@ladoctorajones
Are the studies asking ob/gyn or actual patients. Because, I refused one due to pain.
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@veterans_i
If concerned about landlord getting mad (they shouldn’t easily removable) then this is also an additional option
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@itsthefemmemuse
@BERLAlN
The 18 age is hilarious. It sounds like something my parents would have told me.
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@AbbyM1395
@dontatmedumbass
He would have been better off not bringing up the tint and stick the plate story. When you start adding addtl info it’s clear your lying
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@jennyrozelle
As a beneficiary, I have stories.
Money can destroy families. My uncle (a lawyer and executor) stole millions. I knew it, but it wasn’t worth the hassle.
Or, the time my father’s wife illegally got guardianship, and we kidnapped him. That’s a good one.
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36DD
I would love to hear from everyone who is currently employed, what objective measure or metric was used to determine you were the most qualified applicant when you were hired. And of course, if you could also mention the position you were hired for, that would help. Thanks in…
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@kim_michelle
@KevinMKruse
@ladrina14
@realkatiejow
@AOC
@NVNationalGuard
And former miss Nevada - so guess who?
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@LoadfixTv
Jersey Costco put a two package limit on essentials. I can’t believe they would let someone buy a pallet. They are just gonna flip it.
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@themeddler614
@JudiciaryGOP
They will say “how do we know what’s under the cover page?”
They are exhausting
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@McR1B69
@JNkappers
She is trying to not use her name and build it on her own. Yet, you still complain.
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@pumor
@kyledcheney
This also shows it isn’t political. White House council deferred the assertion of executive privilege.
So, this letter proves it wasn’t political.
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@AndreaR9Md
Last summer I was on the phone with my ex. I heard a baby. I thought he had another kid.
Well, his daughter was pregnant and didn’t know it. Had her period, etc. She found out about a week before delivery. She was 17 and about to graduate HS. No one knew.
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@alxmllr5
@annevclark
Alex- if you are in need of a duchess, I too, am looking for work.
I also live in America and am concerned about our future so looking for alternative living arrangements in other countries.
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@IshmailSaboor
@KeriCrewsonMD
I’m so sorry. During the last election campaign my 8 yo nephew (African american) was hysterically crying. He was scared if trump was elected he said the same thing. Or thought he would get sent to Africa. Just broke me.
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@irishrygirl
It’s kinda of like when you could smoke on an airplane.
My parents would book the last non- smoking row for us kids. They would book the first row of smoking section for them. There was zero point.
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@badgal_ari
@ambrenlynn
Those groups could find the J6 bomber in 5 minutes. Idk why the fbi hasn’t reached out to them.
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@TerriWhiti
@AmieWil90614783
@sineadsiobhan
More than a handful of women have told you this happens. I have asked and been asked dozens of times.
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@drquinngyn
Also, please do this for your non- pregnant patients. Please don’t tell me IV Tylenol will be fine post op from major surgery.
Stop torturing women, especially pregnant and poc women.
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@Kyla_Lacey
Period poops are no joke. They have you sweating, cramping, and sure death is coming.
Please pass down the realness of period poops to nieces and daughters.
I did not KNOW until I was in my 30’s that was what happening.
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@LEBassett
Ask them for the maintenance records of the past 2 years, a receipt for anything they say they just replaced, and a letter of recommendation for 2 leasees from the past 2 years. Haha.
I hate renting. I’m dealing w the same thing in Philly.
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@TheWazISU
@hmntre
The social distancing, washing hands, etc made me want to pull my hair out. It is airborne! More contagious than ever- but wash your hands and you will be fine. Ugh. I’m sorry you are dealing with this.
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Dear hospital employees,
I know you guys are under a lot of pressure and patients are awful. We all bitch about our jobs etc. but please do not complains about a patient within earshot of them. It’s unprofessional.
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@AriA_jauregui
@ellieanderphd
TikTok is ahead of research. Wow.
That is hilarious.
I’m almost offended that I spent so much time researching about medicine and disease when I worked in neurology + psych and talked about medicine and disease state daily.
Guess I better just get TikTok.
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@MermaidNurse15
@Mary_Plastic
@OnlyintheICU
Yes. Remember. Nothing is ever an emergency in an emergency. PPE every time you go in a room.
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@CarmenGranddau1
It’s weird that no one seemed to care that Kate didn’t appear at Easter. That video was probably AI.
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@4everNeverTrump
@lloydblankfein
Little harsh. He does have something to worry about if he gets it at his age.
He just isn’t getting the severity of this issue. Our govt has done a horrible job educating the public about the virus and seriousness. Trump has them muzzled.
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@babbymd
I had the exact same experience.
It was my dad’s best friend. Both practiced at same hospital.
The next time he was at the house- years later- he mentioned weight again(in front of dad).
I mocked his horrific goldfish pants.
My dad…
Made me apologize.
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@rich29uk
@sarahcpr
@ProjectLincoln
It’s like reading a story from a 4 year old about his day at pre-school.
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@arghavan_salles
This is so important. HR is basically their lawyer.
Even if you do nothing wrong, they see you as the liability. They rather get rid of you to eliminate the issue.
It’s absolutely awful.
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@lmTheReasonWhy
@EmaniMone
Why would someone exfoliate daily? My face hurts just thinking about it.
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@Ben44554455
@jimmythegeek64
@JhendersonJames
@JMFDSJ
Yes!
All that stupid task force did was say “vulnerable and elderly are at risk” and “80% of ppl will be fine especially young ppl”. And I yelled at my tv everyday. But they still left the critical part out that the majority will not recover 100%.
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@fuzzymittens
I used to have a boss who treated me like his errand girl. He would always send me to subway. He wasn’t allowed to drink caffeine. So he always ordered sprite.
I would always get him an X-large coke and play dumb (since he thought I was).
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@lawofruby
Does this open precedent? Won’t defendants of J6 and/or the documents trial possibly now have to answer those questions as well.
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@ladoctorajones
Well opioids are evil in their book now. Even after my hysterectomy I got Tylenol and toradol in hospital.
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@AshishKJha46
@AbraarKaran
If you have symptoms, STAY HOME! Not just avoid high risk ppl. You don’t know WHO is high risk and why give a green light to continue the spread.
You really need to correct that.
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@CaseboltRandy
@RudyGiuliani
But he gave the aid the two previous years and didn’t care about their known corrupt government and Biden then? So why hold aid now? If he gave it to a corrupt previous president why the about face?
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@sorryimmichy
@Dr34mS3quins
@KANUCHIES
@brbiehndrx
I had a neurologist forget to tell a patient topamax affects BC.
He said it was ok though, they like the kid. Lol.
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@Gordsie
@caitleg
@JackieSKnight
A monthly payment would have gotten them to take containment more seriously as well
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@profsamperry
My nephew would tell himself stories. Sit there forever just like he was reading a book. It was adorable.
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@mildanalyst
He was “asymptomatic” but had a rash. Um, that’s not asymptomatic.
People are going to McDonald’s recording themselves with mpx. The kid could have picked it up from a store, restaurant, etc.
Or idk, an adult?
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@TraceyDelaney
@darafaye
Oh, I can help as I just spoke with governor Desantis today about a similar issue.
He sad Belarus freckle is concerning, but shapes of Lithuania are totally normal.
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God said make the dinosaurs meatier, not invalidate the lgbt community 😭😭
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@ShredyBettyMTB
@AbbieHollowDays
@gsvpreme_
@TitleOfNobility
@erin_bergren
@moonMoM13
@corneliagrey
@ChelseaUnseen
@yrgle
@Darslifemate
@DebbieD54529158
@farrarpjoy
I think he disappeared quickly because he doesn’t like the real questions by the press because he can’t answer them
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@nickamin20
@AdamParkhomenko
His parents worked hard… he hasn’t done anything except have the right parents.
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@platformedboots
I wore a top like that. But it was full coverage. No spill over. Just tight.
The athletic director (very well known university) told me my breasts were a distraction to the workplace. It was a high neckline and no different than what other women wore to office.
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@RabbiJill
@Jim_Jordan
@DevinNunes
@RepRatcliffe
They can’t complain about “the process” when they don’t even stay in the room to listen to testimony.
Just like they claim democrats have made up their mind- they have made up their minds by not even giving the witnesses the respect to listen.
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@debenegin
@EricTrump
@NHL
They are playing Canada with mostly foreign players. Also they are standing on ice.
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@It_Aint__ME
She honestly probably loved to be around someone who didn’t know her. It made her feel like a normal person. That he wasn’t in it for “who she was”.
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@mrshellwinger
@rfhyde1
@FBI
@StateDeptDSS
I really think it could be treason? Couldn’t it? Plotting against a foreign service officer.
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@sandibachom
@CaslerNoel
@Christin210
@realDonaldTrump
I have never truly hated someone.
Besides my father’s wife- and she literally was actively trying to kill him. I had to kidnap him (she got his rights taken away) and hide out in hotels. He was a physician. She wanted to $
I might hate this man more than her.
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@basicallyakat
@HashiraKris_
Put the sticker on a magnet. They have some with the sticky back.
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@JoshNBCNews
@PressSec
And they also weren’t told covid19 would spread to the USA in January.
I also am the sole owner of the Brooklyn bridge.
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@THICKcolasCage
@tinkerrrr__
I have so many questions. I would roll over in my sleep and one of those suckers would rip right off.
But seriously, how do you type, cook, and the ya know the very obvious question- just use a bidet???
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@AndreaR9Md
She will be arrested for knowingly crossing state lines for a procedure. She will def be arrested, but her case would probably go to Supreme Court. Or charges will be dropped once they realize it will hurt them in the elections.
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@redwoods81
@edwardsanchez
@SeeJaneMarie
@SawyerBlatz
There are reasons to travel. Family dying is one.
If everyone wasn’t going for vacations planes wouldn’t be full.
Don’t blame him for seeing his dying dad. Wtf.
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@TeresaC44681354
@smartlyjoan
@Aramus_1
@4everNeverTrump
@realDonaldTrump
@Trump
She is being sarcastic. Hence the Leningrad comment.
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@usiuwoma
When I needed dresses for my Bat mitzvah (my dad was a single parent), my English teacher took me shopping. She would take me for school shopping, etc. I am so so thankful for her.
Thank you for taking her. She will never forget it.
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@TheBraveChef
I’ve always wanted to write a cookbook. Nothing but recipes for paper towel meals.
This looks yummy!
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@frontiergirl23
@SumCityScribe
@at_elan
I walked inside once when I was hanging out on back deck with my dog. She went to greet neighbor at the fence.
I happen to turn the corner to see my 60lb rottie/shepherd mix stuck on fence by her collar. She would have died.
Never would leave her out alone.
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@ChrisMurphyCT
Senator, this was clearly a brokered deal to keep him on the payroll and out of the country.
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@RalphCapocci
@BettyBowers
@dtripp4801
😂😂😂. All it is a literal transcript of HIS words. That’s hilarious.
Why attack someone for his words.
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@AndrewInEcuador
@gtconway3d
They will say these are the translated ones and their cult will buy it.
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@VivaciousTeapot
@Mary_Plastic
@jacoker2
I’m so sorry for you ladies. They kept trying to act as everything was ok when we knew it wasn’t. They refused to increase PPE because they didn’t want ppl to worry. The govt has made everything worse.
Thank you for being on the front lines and being there for the sickest pts
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@todd_poirier
I didn’t see the phones in their hands, at first glance.
Alabama hospitals are already full.
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@estheramma
@jacieb
@SuzieFranko
@prince
But they explicitly were denied the go ahead to do it and they said they would comply. They did it anyway to send a message that they don’t give two fucks about respect and courtesy.
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