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I'm pro: dogs, wine, veggie food, libraries, librarians, women, empathy, Oxford comma, & sarcasm. Please don't drop into my DMs uninvited.
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It's Monday and life has been A LOT recently so I want to give everyone 20 seconds or so of zen.
Please pass it along.
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Want to know my superpower?
I can fold a king size fitted sheet.
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Wow! Tommy Lee was on fire.
I really really really hope that Tommy Lee will toss birth pills everywhere in America
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MY MOM HAS BEEN FOUND!
She’s safe and in the hospital. Soon she will be surrounded by family and will probably wonder why we are all making a fuss.
Please accept me and my families sincerest gratitude for all your kindness and concern for our mom.
Jessi, you're the best❤️
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@mystidream
Literally why I love libraries. They could have gone anywhere but they ended up in a library.
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@nihil_ad_rem
I take photos of where I park, my licenses plate, literally anything I want to remember for five minutes.
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@DannyDeraney
Don’t touch me!
Mom, he touched me!
Tommy, don’t touch your sister.
I didn’t touch her, she touched me first!
Everyone, stop touching each other!
Mom, he did it again!
Stop fight! Don’t make me stop this car!
SMH, those were the good times.
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Happy Birthday to my sweet boy, Murphy.
He turned 2 years old today.
🎂🎉❤️🐕
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@HoarseWisperer
@WashTimes
@RebeccaHagelin
Wait? Didn’t she come to this country illegally and participates in chain migration?
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@mpellittieri
Not a nose but will puppy paws help? They are sweet and soft and smell like Fritos.
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You know that if you get rid of your 1950s button or thread Christmas tins you will be haunted by the Ghost of If Only I Had The Correct Button or Thread, right?
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@TeresaAndScout
A car salesman once kept trying to negotiate with my husband instead of me. My husband looked at him and said, I'm not the one with the money. You have to talk to her. * points at me. The salesman wouldn't so we walked out.
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Happy Thursday! my wish for you.
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@vlynnmistretta
@dandydaisie
I am that woman. I take my 6'2" husband shopping and loan him out to women who can't reach things on the top shelves. I'm 5'2", so I get it.
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@SuzeQKnits
@badbitchinaz
The day I officially hit menopause I took my emergency box of tampons out to the back patio, soaked it in lighter fluid, and set it on fire.
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Me to my mom: you're going out to dinner with Jim again?
Mom: yes. We were going to stay in but Jim said why bother cooking & cleaning.
Me: so you're dating.
Mom: no, we just enjoy each others company.
Me: mom, that's dating.
Mom: oh, I guess we are.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mom 86. Jim 88
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@jamesnotjim
@KatieOGrady4
@SarahHuckabee
@JonesForAR
Hi James, I'm a Boomer librarian in Fayetteville, AR. Married 39 yrs, has 1 dog, and has 2 grown sons, and loves camping, reading, and social justice. I'm the
#radicalleft
@SarahHuckabee
warned you about also. Both my husband and I proudly voted for
@JonesForAR
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@rionhaber
@bessbell
My grandfather rolled his own cigarettes. He taught me how to roll them for him using pencil shavings when I was around 7. This became a very popular skill in the mid70s.
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I started the week eating 1 cutie for a snack. I'm now up to three. At what amount does this become a problem?
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Supreme Overlord achieved.
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I live 2200 miles from my 83 yo mom and 90 yr dementia stepdad. Everything has blown up with them. I can tell because my “everything’s fine. You don’t need to come up.” mom said, “it’s bad. I need you.” Schedule rearranged. Flight booked.
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@dog_rates
This is Murphy. He will race you to the door, mess up the rug so you can’t open the door, squeeze past you when you finally get the door open, and jump in the car to take me to work. Then whine when I get out of the car. Rinse and repeat.
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@DannyDeraney
I looked a lot like that after I had my first baby. Sort of happy, tired, and hungover all at the same time.
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@HoarseWisperer
There are ways to get away safely, not compromise others, and still enjoy some quality time with friends. Have a great time. I hope your friend with cancer comes through well.
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Seen on the way to work.
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@HoarseWisperer
@TomiLahren
Tomi Lahren is an example of why it is important to fund birth control.
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@MindyEConway
I felt like I’d failed but it turned out that I’d didn’t fail I took back my self esteem & self worth. These are things he stripped from me. I’ve accomplished so much more than I would ever have if I’d stayed. Give yourself time to heal & then go kick some butt. You got this!
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Got a call from my grad student at noon. She had locked herself in her closet bc her roommate’s BF was threatening them. 🔫 Picked her up, fed her, yelled at mgmt company, moved her out tonight.
Note: to everyone who isn’t a librarian. Don’t mess with us or our students!
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@its_jessi_grace
That would be the Fluffly Tailed Digger plant. They like fresh and loose soil as well as plenty of water. 🤣
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@ryanaboyd
UNIVERSITIES: We might need to go fully online if coronavirus hits campus
Librarians:okay, how is the library going to provide access to resources online? What about our licensing agreement?
UNIVERSITIES: We might need to go fully online if coronavirus hits campus
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@its_jessi_grace
This is a very well trained dog.
At my house there would be no evidence left.
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@SeeksMaria
@RexChapman
My oldest son taught the 9th grade English, History, and Science classes when he was in 6th grade because the school didn’t know what to do with him. I refused to let my 12 year old graduate because they couldn’t keep up with him. I did added lesson for him.
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I've got a 3rd level.
3. Stuff shoved in closets before company arrives.
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@mattlibrarian
@edrabinski
This is so sad. Public libraries provide information and services that the public can’t get anywhere else.
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@sciencechick1
I’m earning my doctorate at 60 and you bet your ass I’m gonna use the title doctor.
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The best travel buddy, the best companion, the bestest girl ever. You will be missed forever, my darling Angel Nessa. 💔💔💔
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I'm completely overwhelmed by my mom's situation, and I've realized that I need to move here to help her navigate life. I need to find a public service job (librarian or otherwise) in the Seattle area or work remotely.
Does anyone have any ideas or connections?
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Can you use this in a sentence?
I'll go: I feel like I spend most of my days spuddling.
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@DannyDeraney
@Chris_Bleezyy
Nope! I went back to college at 42, finished and bachelors and master by 46, and started a complete new career at 47. You can do this!
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I graduated from the orthodontist and they gave me a cake from the best bakery in town.
CAKE FOR DINNER!!!
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i found treasure today. these are coming home with me.
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Watching Bizarre Food America with
@andrewzimmern
.
My husband: what’s he eating now?
Me: anything that won’t eat him first.
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Who remembers when books were on records?
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@JasonIsbell
@RonniLaurie
I do this same thing. I also hand them out to struggling senior citizens and show them how to do this. I know, it seems weird that I hang out in the produce section handing out wipes to seniors but I'm a vegetarian. I spend a lot of time in the produce section naturally.
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Today is our youngest son’s first official day as an associate medical examiner.
He’s been working on this goal for 14 years.
4 yrs bachelors
4 years medical school
4 years residency
2 years fellowship
Congratulations to him!
We are so proud.
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This good boy spent two hours in the house by himself for the first time and didn’t make a mess. The plants were left alone. He didn’t chew up anything (such as walls).
Ticked off a major milestone today!
Way To Go Murphy!!!
#dogs
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@mayaland18
Cardiologist: do you have a stressful job?
Me: Yes
Cardio: what do you do?
Me: I’m a librarian.
Cardio: HA! how is the stressful? You just sort of read all day.
Me: Sit down Honey. We’ve got a few things to talk about. Starting with all the research you needed to get your degree.
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I'm convinced that all problems can be solved with cheese.
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Giant Beyond Beef burger and seasoned home fries. Yum!
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Turns out what I thought was a bunch of fake pearls are real. They are cultured freshwater pearls from the 1940s. I’ll restring them for a three strand necklace and whatever is left I’ll make earrings out of.
Just call me June. June Cleaver.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt
As a 60 year old woman I can safely say it made her more likable in my eyes. In fact, I was almost a tad jealous.
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I'm going to Sweden!
Dear Dr. R. Thank you very much for your submission to OR 2024. Once again, we had many submissions of a high caliber representing the great work undertaken by the repositories community. We are very pleased to inform you that we have accepted your submission
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Note to library workers.
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@DannyDeraney
My husband is an old radio guy from the early 70s. He relates to this show is much and this is his favorite episode.
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Successfully defended the dissertation today. I will now collapse into a heap on the floor.
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I grew up in the shadow of Mt. Rainier. Now, every time I fly home I take a photo out of the plane window if it isn't covered in clouds.
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J is watching The Avengers (the tv series from the 60s). I asked him what the backstory was and his answer was something something British agent-ish. This didn’t satisfy my curiosity. I googled it. The answer, something something British agent-ish. 🤷♀️
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@HoarseWisperer
Added 10 more pages to the dissertation. Now, it’s just a matter of tidying it up for submission. Feeling like I’m finally on the upside of this thing.
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Got a text from our landlord asking if we planned to renew our lease. He informed us that he needed to raise the rent by $20 per month. In 5 years he’s only raised the rent $40 total. I’m still happy that our rent is affordable. Can’t say I wasn’t worried though.
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@DannyDeraney
I don't just want to see puppies swinging in a hammock. I NEED to see puppies swinging in a hammock these days.
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I’ve been Nessa’s Mom since 2009. Nessa is no longer with us but I’m not ready to give up the name. Nessa had a huge place in my heart. So while I talk about Murphy ad nauseam, Nessa is never far from my heart.
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I will now amend this to say the last 18 hours have been a lot for me personally but this community has renewed my faith in humanity. We can be kind. We can be compassionate.
Thank you and take a moment to breathe. I'm going to.
It's Monday and life has been A LOT recently so I want to give everyone 20 seconds or so of zen.
Please pass it along.
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@nancylevine
@MuellerSheWrote
I met Brewster Kahle about ten years after he started the Internet Archives. He is probably the most brilliant person I’ve ever met.
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Giant box of 1940s Life magazines.
Me: Most of these are going to the recycle.
J: but, they’re cool. Someone might want them. What about the libr…
Me: NO! They don’t want these. Don’t make me hurt you.
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@deveautrain
Do it!
My husband & I saw a huge sad apple tree in an elderly lady’s yard. We asked if we could pick her apples in exchange for taking care of her tree. We picked a truck full of apples & brought her back gallons of cider & trimmed her tree. We did this until she passed away.
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A day of flying across the country, visiting with mom, talking to doctors, and setting up rehab, I've finally got to mom’s house to wind down.
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Our time is growing short and sometimes I just need to breathe her in.
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My husband and I are going on a date tonight. We're going to Camping World for the trailer's new hot water heater cover.
Who says there isn't romance after 40+ years of marriage?
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