I’m not paying for this so I’ll pin this and here’s vaguely how you’ll know it’s me?

See you on the other side, everyone:

"LET'S SAY YOU'D LIKE TO HELP YOUR CHURCH TO HELP YOUR CHILDCARE" honey do a background check.

it’s never been more obvious that JD Vance went to Yale (derogatory)

Lmao

It was super fucking awful that he shouted over the female moderators and talked down to Margaret Brennan so much he used her name as a dismissive insult, but his tie *is* pink.

After seeing them handle JD Vance, I commend these moderators and would humbly ask them to run bedtime for my toddler.

Real quick "Christ have mercy" is not a policy proposal thank you though!

"THIS TERRIBLE STUFF" - JD Vance on the leading cause of death for all children

"My friend was in an abusive relationship and feared for her life and had an abortion. She's watching tonight. I'm here to say I wish she was dead." - JD Vance

Vance tells the story of a friend who said she needed an abortion in order to leave an abusive relationship, but doesn't say that the law he supports would have forced her to stay

I am an undecided vtoer and i like the one who said catholic nuns are the real doctors : )

I am an undecided voter. Do I go with the slick eyeliner man who recites his slogans and shouts over women until they have to cut his mic, or the nice man who wants to give us healthcare.

Wow JD Vance is reciting his lil talking points so nicely that Donald Trump might even answer the phone when he calls after (he won't).

This debate ended with: "ACTUALLY MARGARET."

As an American and as a voter, if you are going to contour your nose, @JDVance: Don't miss.

Fun inside fact: JD Vance has to do his lil "side eye" thing once every three minutes per the terms of his contract with L'Oreal Paris ColorLast™ Eyeliner.

For a man posturing as a nice young man raised by his grandma, JD Vance sure called Governor Walz "Tim."

I think I speak for everyone when I say JD Vance responding to a question about Iran by giving his little "about me" is all you need to know about JD Vance.

Before you judge Olivia Nuzzi, know it can happen to any of us. In the spirit of transparency, here are my texts with RFK Jr.

Olivia Nuzzi and Ryan Lizza?