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Girl with a One Track Mind author; writer; runner🏃🏽‍♀️; birder🐧; gardener🌱.✡️ Previously: AD, films. I was there/ I've never been wrong/ I'm losing my edge.

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Zoe Margolis🎗️
6 years
Jewish Love Island: a group of people spend a week arguing over the etymology of beigel vs bagel whilst they nosh.
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Somehow missed this last night, so posting it for anyone else who did too, as you need these 20 seconds of absolute joy in your timeline.
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This is Bogey. He was pupset about the Olympics being postponed until he realized that's just more time to perfect his routine. 14/10
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
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Someone in a green room once told me that Boris Johnson purposely messes up his hair if he knows he's about to encounter cameras or TV, so that he appears unkempt, and I've never got it out of my head how contrived his whole zany persona is - and how the press lap it up.
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I can’t stop watching this and laughing - the cat looks so delighted.
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3 years
Apropos of nothing, this video of Kamala Harris doing a perfect impression of her Jewish mother-in-law fills me with such joy. The Brooklyn drawl is just 😍
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
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The best skating I’ve ever seen, absolutely breathtaking - and to @NicholasBritell ’s Succession theme? This is a God-tier performance, just watch it, trust me.
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This is a one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. via @TomekMoss
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I absolutely love this - so perfect for being stuck indoors during lockdown. Open a window somewhere else in the world, experience a different view.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
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[ @Daredevil S3 spoiler alert] Since seeing episode 4, I've not been able to get the 11-minute single-shot fight scene out of my head. Been left speechless by the sheer skill required to film such a complicated sequence - all the stunts, choreography, acting, cinematography, SFX.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
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Dear men, When you see something is advertised as "men only" - When you're invited to speak on a panel, and there are no women on it - When you're approached to be on a TV quiz / comedy show / live event and there are no women - - it's up to you to turn all of these down.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
3 years
Why are men always fucking doing this to the women they work with? The British film industry needs a #MeToo awakening to stop these predatory men from operating in plain sight. No excuses: time's up for this shit.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
7 years
@ShafikFM @P_Strickland_ @realDonaldTrump Shafik and Patrick, if someone new joins, who is also verified, what happens to the position of aforementioned conversation thread?
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
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@jk_rowling I’m really sorry you have to deal with this hate. I’ve reported the account - though I expect nothing will happen, as @TwitterSupport @Twitter don’t appear to believe that people who make death threats to women should be suspended or banned from their site. Such awful misogyny.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
6 years
Making it possible to edit tweets is the worst thing Twitter could ever do. And yes, I also speak on behalf of everyone* *everyone who can see the hugely detrimental impact it would have on accountability, factual reporting, and how propaganda is disseminated via social media.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
3 years
30-odd years ago, when I was a teen, I spent ‘89-‘91 in a loved-up haze dancing with thousands of others in the UK acid house rave scene. Because I’m a nerd, I kept all the memorabilia from that time - 100s of flyers for one-off illegal raves. Rave historians, you’ll enjoy this.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
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@TheGoldenRatio4 Oh my goodness, the cruelty of humanity breaks my heart. Thank you for taking him in - may his wounds heal, his faith in humans be restored, and his new life fill up with the love you all offer. 💛💛💛💛💛💛
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This, by @CatNaviDesk , will absolutely brighten your day.
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@ShafikFM @P_Strickland_ @realDonaldTrump I don't care about my tweet being seen, Shafik, but I would hope that your conversation with Patrick remains in priority position for others
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3 years
PUMP UP THE JAM - love this, a perfect wake up from @damienrobi
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@EllisMbeh @ShafikFM @P_Strickland_ @realDonaldTrump Yes, Ellis, I believe that is the law. Any verifieds who @ Trump automatically get book deals. That's democracy for you.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
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White supremacists are such twats: a story told in 4 pics.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
5 years
@TopShaggerr Took me all of two minutes to find this video was created by @FoldableHuman . How about you stop pretending you made it and give him some credit?
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
1 year
The alt text on this is brilliant
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1 year
This is Non and Asa. Non accidentally pushed the button that activates Asa's Turbo Mode. Both 14/10 seek shelter immediately
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
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I dont' know who needs to know this, but @RoyalMail are now offering home collection of postal items (letters, packages etc) for the price of a 1st Class stamp (+ postage cost of item). You book pick-up date and pay online: so simple. For anyone stuck shielding, it's BRILLIANT.
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@jk_rowling Men that call women ‘babe’ can absolutely fuck off until the end of time and then fuck off some more. Misogynistic tosser.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
4 years
I opened this article not really knowing what "detransitioning" is and then reading the interviews made me cry multiple times. Such heartbreaking words, so much trauma suffered - those poor women.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
6 years
I'm sick of male film critics.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
4 years
I’m not at the Hampstead ‘vigil’, because a) it’s organised by Stand Up to Racism (SWP - rape apologists), b) JVL back it, and they exist solely to gaslight Jews, and c) this is antisemitism kosherised by a bunch of people who deny it exists on the left as well as the right. 🖕🏼
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
1 year
@ClevelandPolice I’m afraid you’ve been had. A tiny amount of Googling would have shown you that the artist, whose Instagram account I’ve screenshotted below, has been on Twitter since 2019, and this person you’ve tagged has set up a fake account in the last few days purely to get attention.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
4 years
I finished #AfterLife2 this morning and I’m still so choked up about it. It made me cry so much, but the humour - of which there’s loads - balances it to be a cathartic, joyous watch. Beautifully written and superb performances by the entire cast, congrats @rickygervais and team.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
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Tonight, I commented on another author’s thread about mammograms (they’re painful; I hate them) and for the last few hours have been receiving a shocking amount of hate from complete strangers. My @ have been a cesspit - thank you to the people who have publicly defended me. WTF?
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@thegallowboob @jamiesusskind It’s just hilarious when people post photos passing off as their own on social media. Credit the source, that’ll really heal your soul.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
3 years
I’m so sick of Covid-deniers referencing the Holocaust in their wild, untrue, conspiracist claims. The analogy is wrong and hugely offensive. It’s enraging seeing people wilfully posting this stuff, even more so when it’s a verified account. Absolutely disgusting.
@naomirwolf
Dr Naomi Wolf
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Biden: ‘Show me your papers.’
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
2 years
Hey, The Observer, this wasn’t a ‘row’: this isn’t a debate between two parties arguing, it’s just antisemitism. Don’t ‘both sides’ this, the Royal Court theatre have been antisemitic and we can all see it - and the way you’ve phrased this - for what it is.
@ObserverUK
The Observer
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Antisemitism row forces Royal Court theatre to change name of character
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
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@MartinSLewis Your presence on here is much appreciated, as is your fighting on behalf of so many of us, across the media and beyond. I hope the massive wealth of support for what you do outweighs the abuse. It’ll be an uphill struggle now, so we’re very grateful to have you back - thank you.
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I can’t even put into words how it feels to see something like this happening close to where I live.
@SussexFriends
We Stand With Israel
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UNBELIEVABLE! "F**k the Jews" "F**k their daughters" "F**k their mothers" "Rape their daughters" "Free Palestine" Finchley Road, London, this afternoon! @CST_UK
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@YJM_YJM @sturdyAlex @caitlinmoran @DeborahMeaden @talkRADIO You could decide to wear a mask to protect people like me who are clinically extremely vulnerable. Your choice, obviously, but the more people who do so, the less risk for me. It means the difference between me being able to go out and be social, or be stuck indoors indefinitely.
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This, this, THIS.
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@RoyalFamily He’s not welcome here, ever. 🇬🇧
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8 years
If you're Jewish and been on Twitter and Facebook the last 24 hours, it feels like the entire internet is goysplaining anti-semitism to you.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
7 years
A group of Australian cyclists decided to cycle for 7 hours and over 200km to complete a goat around Perth. 🐐😂👌🏽
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
6 years
To the people telling Tom Watson to resign, here's what you lot need to do: fuck off, then fuck off some more, then fuck off even more till your shitty selves are no longer in the party. Oh, and don't forget: fuck off.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
7 years
75% Remain vote in Holborn & St Pancras & @Keir_Starmer is voting for Article 50. I'm one of those 75% you represent, Keir. Unforgivable.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
4 years
Battlestar Galactica, which a friend of mine once aptly described as ‘politics in space’ begins screening tonight 9.45pm on BBC2. It starts off with the 2-part miniseries (which was basically a pilot) and then the first proper episode, ‘33’, which is some of the best TV *ever*.
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Gosh I love @OnlyMurdersHulu SO MUCH.
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@ruskin147 Tail up! Playing! Amazing progress! 🥰
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Her laughter is so infectious. ♥️
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@Edwina_Currie Absolutely. Imagine being a man so stupid that he’s bragging that he doesn’t know he has a G spot up his bum. His sex life must be so dull.
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Just finished @ThePunisher . My goodness, what incredible performances - that final episode: wow. Bravo @jonnybernthal , @benbarnes , @AmberRoseRevah & @EbonChe - you all made it a proper edge-of-the-seat watch. 👏🏼🙌🏼👊🏼
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Agree with this. And as someone who's 'clinically extremely vulnerable', it does feel like few people give a shit about us anymore - because even if some of us are double-vaxxed, not all of us are able to be, and we still face the risk of death. Wear a goddamn mask; stop moaning.
@Aiannucci
Armando Iannucci
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I’m not asking for businesses to stay shut. Just that we could do with wearing masks in shops and public transport a little longer while we get everyone vaccinated. Otherwise ‘learning to live with’ Covid is, in truth, learning to let certain people die with it.
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Let’s not forget his other cat, who’s clearly just as adored:
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
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He doesn’t even flinch; the cat clearly does this all the time. 🤣 via @itvmeridian
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This is great advice. Would also add that creators should bear in mind that it may have taken great courage for the person paying the compliment to approach you, so non-awkward appreciation, as well as a little kindness, in your response goes a long way.
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Dear @labour , we're done. I've voted for you all my life, but I want nothing more to do with you while anti-Semitism's condoned in the party
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
5 years
Why stop there, why not smash up some Jewish-owned shops too, get some broken glass all over the place.
@TheRedRoar
The Red Roar
5 years
This is shocking: Labour activist Amanda Bishop calls on Brighton members to march on their local synagogue to protest an antisemitism suspension.
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@MrAaronAbrams 27 Dresses. I loathe romantic comedies, yet I sobbed like a baby. I was a complete mess. Definitely the altitude.
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He's such an unbelievably thick arsehole, isn't he. A total wanker. Complete tosser. A shitstain on humanity. The least qualified person in the entire world to be given responsibility for international diplomacy and politics. What a fucking time to be alive.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
7 years
A guy uses his female colleague's name in emails, discovers how much harder her work is. Good thread here.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
4 years
I love @sarahcpr and this interview with an Australian news show offers great insight into her hilarious Trump videos. Her talent goes beyond simple lip-syncing: she’s such an articulate and skilled performer, every gesture, micro-expression and pause are perfectly precise.
@theprojecttv
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US Comic @sarahcpr has gone viral with her lip-synching videos of Donald Trump, which have been so popular the President has even blocked her on Twitter. #TheProjectTV
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@ShaunBaileyUK Hope you get ratio-ed into non-existence, which is where you belong after exploiting the death of a young woman for your own political purposes. Disgusting behaviour, you should be ashamed.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
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Worst take of the day by someone on the left with millions of followers: antisemitism is fine if it means we save the NHS. FFS, it's not a zero sum game. Us Jewish lefties also want to fight for the NHS, not that those shouting 'traitors!' and 'scabs' care for that fact.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
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I want every man who follows me to read this thread and understand what street harassment is really like for women.
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Hey fam, I've just had a #YouOKSis moment that I'm choosing to share (Fair warning: it's not pleasant)
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I’ve never done any gardening before and not seen any appeal in it, thinking it a boring and unnecessary task which would waste time. Today, I planted some veg seeds out for my mum in pots and in her tiny garden, and it was just the loveliest activity to do.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
2 years
Seeing men copying and pasting this tweet, without crediting the woman who originally posted it, is a particular level of sexist bullshit we can all do without tonight. #Lionesses
@QEMrsWright
Amy Wright
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Men: Football’s coming home!! It’s coming home!! IT’s coming!! Women, 60yrs later: … FFS I’ll get it myself. ⚽️💪🏃🏻‍♀️
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@David_Leavitt As I type this, kids are being taken by ambulance to the ER and at least 19 people are dead. Yes, it's too fucking soon.
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This thread. Just... this thread. Yes.
@anne_theriault
Anne Thériault
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Everyone is sharing pictures of Fisher when she was young, but let me show you the Leia that was the most important to me: General Organa
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I wish the whistleblowers about antisemitism in Labour hadn’t received such hateful denials from the party, but I’m glad to see they’ve got the excellent @MLewisLawyer helping them stand firm. ✊🏼
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The Observer
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Tomorrow’s front page
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@NickCohen4 Exactly. Rallies of thousands are not the voting public of millions.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
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How about we just revoke Article 50 and then have a nice cup of tea.
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Is this where Brits bombard the NYT with stories about the amazing people who do incredible work for the NHS, even though the system is underfunded by the current administration, because we all believe it's something worth fighting for? Go forth, people, fill in the form.
@nytopinion
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Have you, or any of your family members, been a patient with the N.H.S.? We'd like to hear about your experience.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
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Yes, so terribly sad. Heartbreaking, even. Sad that he wasn't given the fucking boot.
@paulwaugh
Paul Waugh
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Woah. Jeremy Corbyn said: "Ken Livingstone’s resignation is sad after such a long and vital contribution to London and progressive politics, but was the right thing to do."
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Shitrags like The Canary have caused a journalist to be detained by authorities and deported from Nicaragua. Utter scum. Never give them a platform.
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This is absolutely shocking. Being threatened with arrest because you’re “openly Jewish”? Existing as a Jewish person is seen as provocation? WTAF?
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Campaign Against Antisemitism
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“You are quite openly Jewish. This is a pro-Palestinian march. I am not accusing you of anything, but I am worried about the reaction to your presence.” Enough is enough. It is time for a major change. On Saturday 27th April — the next anti-Israel march — we are asking you,…
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Pacific Cat <3
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He doesn’t even flinch; the cat clearly does this all the time. 🤣 via @itvmeridian
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@MartinSLewis I usually say ‘call out’, but that really depends - I was once having my private parts waxed by a beautician and she suddenly went into a rant about “the f****ing Jews!” and how Jewish people are the cause of world wars. With hot wax on me—and me being Jewish—I stayed quiet.😔
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Some #Caturday joy. 100/10 for this gorgeous ball of soft purring fluff, @thecatreviewer . What a ginger beauty! 😍
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@thecatreviewer Blue boy offered tummy for tickling and it wasn't a trap. 10/10 for dreamy soft fur and hypnotic eyes.
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I can't stop thinking about Stefan.
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I don’t often talk politics online, because social media is toxic, but I urge people to read this thread about the difference between *institutional* antisemitism and the ‘one bad apple’ theory, because this sums up - for many people like myself - why we feel unsafe about Corbyn.
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@katebevan @soapachu I Googled it. It was an actual product for sale. In real life. In actual reality.
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Eh? Men in their 40s have always been seen as dashing and sexy in popular culture and women and gay/bi men thirst for them. What'd be nice is to see women in their 40s, 50s and 60s in leading roles in films which aren't playing a mother/grandmother, or the sexist 'MILF' trope.
@guardiang2
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Jude Law is proof that middle-aged men can break the internet
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I'd return to Labour in a heartbeat if Chuka was leader. Right now, with the current leadership, you couldn't drag me back to the party.
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This is brilliant, but The Avengers theme makes it *perfect*.
@MrMichaelSpicer
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make YOUR difference
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@bindelj That was a brilliant read, thank you. So much to take apart, but the class denial (private school, Oxford graduate, worked as a screenwriter in Hollywood) really stands out.
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I can’t believe Israel is having to do this. And still people will deny it, even when foreign journalists view the footage and report on it. The images I’ve seen so far (and have tried to avoid seeing) have haunted me every fucking day since October 7th. I can’t bear it.
@EylonALevy
Eylon Levy
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We are witnessing a Holocaust denial-like phenomenon unfolding in real time. So tomorrow, Israel will screen for foreign journalists the raw, unedited footage of Hamas’ atrocities in the October 7 Massacre, as captured by its death squads’ body cams.
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If you liked someone's work on a show as a writer/director/editor/cinematographer/actor etc, @ them and say so. If you didn't like someone's work on a show, say what you want, but don't @ them. It's really simple: just be kind.
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6 years
@thecatreviewer 1000/10 because everyone in the neighbourhood thought she had died in a road accident, but she's still here! Sporting her winter coat, but with summer rust colours shining through; a total sweetie with a sing-song meow. Will pet again and again.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
5 years
Quite saddened by the photos of people holding signs bearing rape-apologist SWP logos and slogans at today’s anti-Trump demo. Wonder if those holding the placards know the misogynist history of that group. The irony would be quite funny if it wasn’t so fucking awful.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
4 years
People who are able-bodied and don't have underlying health issues which prevent them leaving the house, please stop booking online supermarket deliveries, I beg you. People like my elderly parents who are stuck indoors still cannot get a delivery BECAUSE YOU ARE TAKING THE SLOTS
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
5 years
On the way home I stopped to pet one of the neighbourhood cats. As I was stroking him with my usual “Hello you gorgeous fluff ball!” nonsense, the cat on the opposite side of the road, who I also always stroke, began screaming at me to hurry up and pet him too. Cat rush hour 🙀😻
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
7 years
@thecatreviewer 1,000,000/10 for obvious reasons. (They did this all by themselves.) 😻😻
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
4 years
@teaforpterosaur Ah yes, the drawing of the “Anatomy of a non-prostate owner” (ie the female anatomy), where they neglect to show and label either the clitoris or the g-spot, thus failing to help teenage girls understand - or name - the sources of their own pleasure. Well done everyone.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
7 years
Journalist @kurteichenwald spent 6 months investigating Trump, tweeting his findings today; here's a Storify of all:
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
8 years
If you call yourself Left wing and you don't challenge hatred, you're no better than the far Right. Take a good look at yourselves. Shameful
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
6 years
I have nothing left to say, nothing to add. I know who has my back, because they speak out, constantly, and challenge this racist shit. I know this is the biggest subtweet ever, but to those who've stayed silent, or accused Jews of plotting: go fuck yourselves, I'm done with you.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
3 years
@CouchNish Why aren’t you linking the original creator? Posting a video - with their watermark cropped off - without a link to the person to made it is crappy. All it took was a simple Google and here you go: the original American Psycho with cats, made by OwlKitty:
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
2 years
@TwitterSupport Everyone detests ‘Home’, we all want ‘Latest’: why are you downgrading the app and making it less functional for your users? Look at the feedback you’re getting about this: we all want a default Latest timeline. I’ve been a Twitter user since 2006: this is your worst update yet.
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Zoe Margolis🎗️
6 years
This piece by Howard Jacobson made my heart ache. It spoke of the whispers of my grandparents and the hidden pain of my parents. So much in here, I can't quite soften its punch.
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