Ellie Evans 🐀
@ellieAPI
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for legal reasons that was a joke | insider trading restricted 😏 | early climate migrant | cool on post-leftbook | opinions my own for obvious reasons
Seattle, WA
Joined May 2020
BREAKING: OpenAI ready to roll out ads in ChatGPT responses.
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"hey man I know you're worried the trucking company might lay you off soon and you're behind on the mortgage, but Kalshi is offering 3 to 1 on 46,000+ trucker layoffs in Q1 so you might want to hedge that risk out"
Here’s an example of a positive externality of liquid prediction markets: Software engineers & truck drivers today are at meaningful risk of being automated into obsolescence, but they have no way to price that risk & hedge against it. Prediction markets fix this
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Men, have you been desperately seeking the life of a single father without having to go through the hassle of having sex with a woman to achieve this dream life? Well, you're in luck. No longer will you be forced into sex with women!!!!
I can’t really emphasise this enough: artificial wombs are basically the end for women. Once androids equipped with AI can sport artificial wombs, men will have essentially no reason to interact with women at all. I’m imploring women: lose weight and stop being cunts before it’s
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you replaced them because you promised the pentagon to not do any journalism
You can criticize me for not having a journalism degree… But what does it say about the folks with degrees that I replaced them at the Pentagon?
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the mom of that subliterate christofascist college essay bitch being a january 6th lawyer has sent me to the moon
Finally justice is done. The J6 hostages will go down as the most persecuted, domestic political prisoners in history. Biden’s DOJ destroyed their lives. Those of us attorneys who represented them had our hands tied in federal court in DC. Thank you, President Trump! 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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The idea that swathes of men would obtain a baby and raise it independently without the labour of women is laughable.
I can’t really emphasise this enough: artificial wombs are basically the end for women. Once androids equipped with AI can sport artificial wombs, men will have essentially no reason to interact with women at all. I’m imploring women: lose weight and stop being cunts before it’s
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every firm is using ai as an excuse for whatever they were already going to do
BREAKING: McKinsey, BCG, and Bain are freezing starting salaries for a third straight year as AI reshapes the consulting model
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if i let any of my ex boyfriends dress me my friends would ask me if i got dressed in the dark and this guy isn’t even suggesting you offer to pay?
Marrying a woman who doesn't pass the beige lingerie test is plain crazy.
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dear boomers- you should want to live in a country where if young people do what theyre supposed to do, things work out for them millions of young people watching you shred the social contract and pull the ladder up arent just going to go "oh well, good game" you are in danger
If you are a young man with an attitude of “I did everything I was supposed to do, and look how unfair things are,” you are an emotional toddler with a woe-is-me attitude and you need to snap out of it . There are many problems with the world AND an abundance of opportunities
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The first AI Slop artists to chart being in the genres of country and contemporary Christian music is honestly one of the least surprising things to happen this year
NEW: "Mississippi-made soul singer" Christian artist "Solomon Ray" hits the number one spot for gospel music, is not a real person. Christian artists are speaking out after the AI singer hit the No. 1 spot on the iTunes and Billboard charts. "At minimum, AI does not have the
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@allgarbled Can't wait for someone to be hailed as a genius for saying "y'know, this prompt engineering stuff is pretty great, but what this place needs is a set of formal semantics so that we can establish invariants and reason about behavior and state"
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performative intelligence is a scourge
Signs you're at a nerd event: When the dinner options are formatted in JSON...😂
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you only have a few months left to acquire capital act NOW
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i like hanging out with my friends and cousins more than my parents’ generation. friendsgiving is to get the break i deserve from the holiday season than just dealing with boomer shit.
friendsgiving shouldn't exist, it's just another vehicle for deflating a perfectly good family focused American holiday driven by forever child daycare adult millennials
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The problem w/ Twitter: 1. Creator payouts incentivize people from foreign countries to spew rage, hate and filth 2. Algo boosts this content Showing the country of origin as a “solution” is like forcing drug companies to lower GLP-1 prices while maintaining corn subsidies
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Giving people money for being stupid on the internet was a mistake.
By 30… Most women have done sexually what 80% of men will never experience in their entire lives. And that’s exactly why they hide it. Men brag about their past. Women bury theirs. Not because she was “innocent.” But because she enjoyed every second of it and she knows
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