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The Hide Reply + Block feature makes me feel a bit like I'm casting people into the Shadow Realm. I believe you could get addicted to that feeling.
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We believe that if you are metabolically elite, you should pay less for your healthcare. Starting 1/1 you can get up to 20% off your monthly CrowdHealth crowdfunding ask if you have 🥇 fasting insulin, hs-CRP, or visceral fat levels. If you are a CrowdHealth member all of these
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when was the last time an original film character became a genuine pop cultural icon? There has to have been someone post-Jack Sparrow but I simply can’t think who
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engineers should be given an empathy test when they graduate college and if they don't pass, they can be melted down and fed to the incoming freshman
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"you guys don't understand tech. it's full of greedy hyper ambitious Asians that only care about success and honor."
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this is such an underhandedly nasty thing to say about people from East Asia
"I hate Tech Bros" No you just don't like East Asian culture and their norms around wealth and status.
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on second thought, maybe Millennials don't deserve to own homes
Look what they did to this 1930s Tudor Revival maybe one of the worst home makeovers I've seen
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wow I barely recognize them
First look at Woody and Buzz in ‘TOY STORY 5’ In theaters in June 2026.
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one of my all time favorite weird celeb anecdotes
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foggy bridge in London gotta be one of the top places to get stabbed at nightfall
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society if they had cancelled this dorky nonsense after the first season
Duffer Brothers say they have known the final scene of Stranger Things for years. It’s emotional, inevitable, and right.
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you were not a gifted child most likely. you were an average child and your parents had enough time and energy to read to you because they weren't working 3 minimum wage jobs.
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the world is filled with uncreative and deeply uncurious people who have succeeded academically and professionally simply because they were given every opportunity available. it's likewise filled with unrecognized geniuses languishing in menial work.
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your measured educational performance as a child has nearly everything to do with the income of your parents and the home environment you were in and says basically nothing about innate intelligence
what’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your potential even though all your elementary teachers really liked you and said you were gifted and that you were going to do great things
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Americans are really just machines where you insert beef and opiates into one end and on the other side Violence comes out
if an American hasn’t had a hamburger in a while they go into withdrawal
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this is cute. if you marry someone you also gotta marry their stupid ideas and support them.
Teoscar Hernandez makes it clear he doesn’t believe in ghosts, but his wife does, so they have switched hotels in downtown Milwaukee
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America First!
BREAKING: The Trump administration is doubling its Argentina bailout to $40 billion.
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