Vic 🌮
@VicVijayakumar
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3x dad, 6.2x runner, 0.5x violinist, 1x principal engineer. my projects: https://t.co/GuNXSaKOaX https://t.co/sWt5LxcymV https://t.co/fsYQRhnIK8
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Joined July 2008
sincerely you guys have no idea the dopamine response I got when I walked into this situation bought 4lbs, will be going back in a couple days
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things the toddler loved eating yesterday so I packed in her lunchbox this morning vs what she brought back home
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Once a year I get a fever, stuffy, bad cough, gross phlegm, bronchitis, and lose my voice. I go in, they take a swab, go ope you need an antibiotic, and it’s fixed in 2 days. Tried telling them to just skip straight to the antibiotic and they DO NOT LIKE THAT.
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I’ve used so many prerelease builds of iOS over the years and somehow iOS 26 is more unstable than all of them. - music app doesn’t properly handoff to bluetooth speakers - maps freezes mid turn by turn - messages app crashes mid message - screenshots silently fail
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Wife got raclette in Paris for her birthday last year and wanted to recreate it so she went and picked up a bunch of the cheese and broiled it over boiled potatoes for dinner tonight. Tasted delicious, but the house smells like… wet socks.
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shitpost has broken containment and the stupid people have found it
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I didn't realize Notion was more than a notetaking app
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surely for best results with google search, i should use gemini right?
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EGG DAY
Egg prices have tanked. 2.89 for 2 dozen. If I were broke I’d probably eat a ton of eggs in a zillion ways for the protein but I happen to like eggs Beyond the obvious ways to cook eggs I’d put them into Soups Very eggy pancakes - the Taiwanese version I grew up eating was
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what does it mean that the stock market is cratering after the government opened back up?
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it tosses the vegetables with spices and roasts them on a sheetpan or else it gets the hose again
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three children (10, 8, 2) finished their snack one brought her plate back and correctly loaded it in the dishwasher (it was the 2yo) i’m just happy that we seem to have finally figured out how to raise children
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Wife: <problem> You: that’s terrible, are you venting or do you want to know what I would try?
Wife: <problem> Me: <solution>? Wife: I don’t want <solution>! How do you get past this dynamic?
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an entire generation has no idea how to actually smoke a cigarette
Chad IDE (@cladlabs) is the brainrot code editor. AI coding takes 1–5 min between prompts—too long to ignore, too short to start something new. Chad integrates your brainrot (X, IG, Stake, Tinder, etc) into your agentic coding workflow and helps to manage your
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Friends invited us over to their place for dinner, fed us, and sent us home with a bunch of gifts (bag of whole bean coffee, hand me down doll). It was like visiting parents. All we did was show up with salsa + chips, and I cleaned their kitchen after we were done. This was on
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about to raise the rent on my retired boomer tenants
BREAKING: US Treasury Secretary Bessent announces that $2,000 tariff stimulus checks will most likely be going to all Americans who make less than $100,000/year.
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