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i am normal and can be trusted with knowledge of the stars ~ @dedication_bot
Joined June 2022
from a recent conversation with my friend rami, whose family (including a newborn son) are facing starvation. itās been 4 days since their last donation. please please help rami feed his family:.
My baby was born under relentless war, in a place with no electricity, no proper medical care, and no safety. Every hour is a fight to keep him alive. All Iām asking for is a chance to give my child a safe start in life.
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she is wearing pantyhose an inch and a half thick babe you are looking at multiple layers of beige leggings with a decorative thong on top.
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i have a genuine question: whatās the worst legal thing you can do to someone elseās car.
Seen in Brooklyn this AM: an egged cybertruck with a bag of dogshit and also unbagged dogshit
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the reason dogs arenāt allowed everywhere babies are isnāt that movie theater owners somehow havenāt realized that a little dog sleeping quietly in a purse is less disruptive than a screaming baby. itās because babies are human beings.
DOGS SHOULD BE ALLOWED EVERYWHERE BABIES ARE ALLOWED
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we paid a teenager in the park $10 to draw us btw
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call me obama the way that bush knockin against my belly.
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actually the one time i hooked up with a british guy he literally unhooked my bra and went āgosh, youāre fitā.
(british guy unhooking your bra) all right, whatās all this then.
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everyone is acting sooo confused by whatās going on with the two wicked actresses like did none of you go to a womenās college???? this is a run of the mill codependent female friendship with a side of competitive eating disorders.
If this aired as a skit on SNL, that episode would get the highest ratings in 15 years.
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nyc subway ads:
DC subway ads: We Are a Defense Contractor. Yes, We Are. NYC subway ads: hey girlypop! Are you fat? Kill yourself āØlove, hers.
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the voice of the people cries out for revolution
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they should invent something other than time that heals all wounds.
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the media has told for a year that Sinwar hides underground, safely surrounded by hostages, getting rich off embezzled aid, letting others die for him . he died alone, covered daylight and dust, using his one remaining arm to throw debris at a drone operated by a coward.
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shout out to the āmale loneliness epidemic,ā gotta be one of my favorite consequences for your own actions.
Girl I went to college with dm'd me on LinkedIn to see what I was up to and ask if I was still around the area we went to school and if "I wanted to get coffee". I deferred the invite for "indefinite" but pondered why she dm'd me. I remembered later I asked her out junior(?) year.
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rejected by job that made me do a 5 page writing assignment
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i canāt believe eating fewer daily calories than the subjects of the minnesota starvation study is bad for you.
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āif someone tells you they love you after a couple dates theyāre using abusive lovebombing tactics you to manipulate youā probably not, tbh.
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you are Not gonna like what i have to say about having 2 drinks a day + 8 on weekends.
I donāt think most people can fathom just how much alcoholics drink. People make jokes about being an alcoholic if they have two drinks a day then maybe 8 on weekends, but the time I drank with my alcoholic friend he put back 20 white claws and half a handle, he did this daily.
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human life is brief, only yapping endures eternal.
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sorry if iāve been a bit offline; a few days ago i suffered a severe clintonian reaction to seeing a male friendās living quarters for the first time
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there are summer fruits everywhere for those with the eyes to see.
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okayy am i supposed to be impressed? bc i was only 17 when i started the tumblr yourfaveisproblematic and invented cancel culture.
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got my apartmentās rent history and i am going to throw up
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flew a little too close to the āegirl with offline boyfriendā fantasy sun and found myself on a very quiet date w a man in his 30s who has never had a social media account or smartphone . how did we meet, you ask? he recently started using bumble dot com for desktop.
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oh my goddddddd the airbnb bathroom is TILED WITH ROCKS
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well, having an all-building group chat was fun for about 36 hours
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pov you accidentally took too much benadryl.
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ālet people enjoy thingsā does not apply to settler colonialism, actually.
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@lllliatttt my ex gf sent this quote to me as a way to call me a loser after we broke up.
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my unpopular opinion is that itās way cooler to have no tattoos than like 6 tiny doodley ones.
Being the only person my age without some doodle-looking tattoo(s) on my arms
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regret to inform u all that not only did the elderly couple in line behind us at veselka asked if they could take some photos of us bc we look so sweet together, the waitress then informed us our personal photographer was the peter of peter paul and mary
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The less you eat, drink and read books; the less you go to the theatre, the dance hall, the public house; the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you saveāthe greater becomes your treasure which neither moths nor dust will devourāyour capital. The.
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we each have truly lived a thousand lives since that moment.
On this day one year ago, @kylegordon101 posted a TikTok that had a text overlay reading, "Every European Dance Song in the 1990s."
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a fun fact about the israeli military is that you donāt have to serve in it. some people literally just say no; itās not like they kill you.
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my friend kalyās brother is dating a formerly amish girl (she only left the community like 3 years ago) and one time kaly was asking if she has any comfort foods or favorite meals that make her feel good and she just went āoh, you mean milk soup!ā.
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not gonna say iām the only bitch at the anarchist book fair with aluminum in my deodorant but itās a single digit percentage for sure.
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not having a crush is so boringggg need the zookeepers to lower someone hot into my enclosure for enrichment time.
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once a year i check this list and see if theyāve invented any new ones
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ive been muttering ādiet pepi pepi diet mountain dewā to myself all morning
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calling your partner "my love" is cringe.
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speaking of tortured poets, today seems like as good a day as any to read, really sit with, and (crucially) be inspired to action by the work of palestinian writers, who are being executed, imprisoned, starved, displaced, and *literally* tortured.
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is kamala brat? is taylor swift my community? is my bank a democrat? is that corporation my friend? how am i driving? how does an engine work? how could a loving god cause such agony.
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applying to jobs is so funny. like yeah sure iāll do that.
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BREAKING: Jason Derulo has fallen down the Boston cop slide
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i love being a pedestrian i loove having the right of way it is like a drug to me.
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do retvrn to office freaks know that when you work from home you can have a slice of warm buttered toast whenever you want? do they know that you can have a slice of warm buttered toast maybe even with jam and you can eat it on the couch while itās still warm.
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āhe was known for his kindness and being a peacemakerā why did he literally travel halfway around the world to make war, then?
My heart breaks for Hersh Goldberg-Polin and his parents, Jon and Rachel, who I met earlier this year. Hersh was a Californian, he was planning to visit India, and he was known for his kindness and being a peacemaker. My deepest condolences to his family. We must all condemn.
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iāve had sex with one british guy and he went āooo thatās lovelyā the whole fuckin time.
british porn is so insane why did this bottom just say āyour cock is so splendidā šµāš«šµāš«šµāš«.
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does anyone know what youāre supposed to do at 3pm.
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they really said
WASHINGTON (AP) ā White House: Israel agrees to 4-hour daily 'humanitarian pauses' in fighting in Northern Gaza to allow civilians to flee.
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finnish salmon soup? hell iād be happy just to start some!.
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whenever i tell normal people i just dropped our of grad school their response is like āawww itās okay youāll get back on the horse somedayā. but when i tell people who went to grad school??? they pick me up on their shoulders and carry me around the room chanting my name.
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mr. worldwide man of his word
Kesha has been re-credited in the title of āTimberā on YouTube after her name was mysteriously removed.
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went on a lovely long walk around williamsburg today and tore down a few dozen of these š¤.
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hey i have a question. if donald trump is a singular threat to democracy that the democrats desperately want to keep out of power and protect vulnerable minorities from, why isnāt biden issuing a flurry of executive orders right now.
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i think theyāre probably unable to regulate or even identify their emotions and you should absolutely avoid dating them because of THAT. but iām not sure whatās gained by assigning malicious intent to everyone who hurts your feelings.
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washington DC is a city that dares to ask the question: what if everyone was 35.
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the way people constantly use extreme + indisputable examples of alcoholism to dismiss the negative effects of their own social/emotional dependence on drinking remainsā¦. profoundly telling lmao.
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a little-known fact is that actually i did not name my cat fusilli after the pasta shape. i named her after the unseen character in this classic new yorker cartoon
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speaking of lifespan, can we ask him the secrets of why the average life expectancy graph for cambodia looks like this? maybe at some sort of war crimes tribunal?
Henry Kissinger turns 100 years old tomorrow and his son reflects on the secrets of his longevity. Hint: It's not the diet heavy on bratwurst and Wiener schnitzel.
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āwhy would an old friend possibly want to reconnect? it must be because i make $70,000 a year and her uterus is about to shrivel into a raisinā.
Like what's the thought process here? "Hey guy who I was friends with years back, and asked me out that one time (that I shut down hard). I see you have a reasonably well-paying career, want to meet up?". I didn't even remember that until hours later, but now I'm just offended.
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learned about the existence of women who arenāt compulsively sexually attracted to mustaches today.
those 5 minutes when a man is shaving and all thatās left is the mustache and heās walking around saying āmaybe iāll keep itā are the most terrifying 5 minutes of a womanās life.
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william blake was SO real for this like i do want!!! i want i fuckin WANT!!!!!ā!!
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a vintage store in williamsburg was selling this wet seal vest for $70 lmaooo
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when i got jury duty i rlly rlly wanted to be on a jury. during voir dire i tried to answer everything SUPER thoughtfully so when they asked if i could be objective about a certain issue, i said āi do, to the extent that objectivity existsā . they kicked me out IMMEDIATELY.
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deliciously ironic that the anorexic girlyfascists have the exact same day-to-day lives as wagyu cattle.
time block your days! will help you feel so much more organized and actually help you achieve your goals!
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But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother. It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many Steve Harveys as usual.
Thereās a light projection of Steve Harvey over Atlanta right now and I have no clue why
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honestly she really might be a gold digger bc she sure as shit wouldnāt want you for that mass shooter manifesto you call a personality.
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delighted by this person who seems to have had a town crier-like reaction to loving the new charli album and desperately needed to inform the public about it the only way they could think to
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@stillaintlauren well that explains why sheās obsessed with taking over places sheās not wanted!.
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pondering this latke recipe tea towel from the CVS hanukkah shelf. 45 potatoes and 1 onion.
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personally i would use a serif font to admit to a betrayal of this magnitude.
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hi um does anyone have advice for dealing with heartbreak when no one did anything wrong? iāve never not been mad before and it turns out that this feels Worse.
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is hanging out with my friends organizing? is literacy ableist? is conflict abuse? is the FBI finally going to give me their āasset of the monthā award?.
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two ultraclose friends who met in a situation where they suddenly spent a TON of time together are always having to comfort one another even though thereās nothing wrong? and they keep āaccidentallyā triggering each otherās body/eating issues? that is called being 19 years old.
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i hope the girl who makes those tiktoks where she narrates her hijabi kitten named sister minnieās bad behavior in rhyming couplets is having a particularly blessed ramadan.
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if i were dishonest woman perjuring myself for likes i would make a post āthis car is soo brat coded ā but because i cannot help but Speak the truth i will tweet : shrek coded. look at the Ears
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i was involved in a challengers-type situation at a quiz bowl tournament in wayzata, minnesota in 2011.
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oh theyāre BESTIES.
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left a note on the windshield, always nice to connect with your neighbors š
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send eric adams to the hague iām so serious.
After budget cuts, NYC's libraries can't fix broken air conditioners amid heat wave .
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i canāt believe the british version of uber eats is called deliveroo they are so fuckin GOOFY like do you hear yourselves???.
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i personally love encountering dogs in (some) restaurants and grocery stores, tho i understand why many people donāt. encountering a dog improves just about any experience for me! but even this chick admits that it doesnāt work to have every type of dog in every setting.
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babe wake up new shape just dropped.
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GLP-1 drugs reveal so much about our culture: theyāre relentlessly marketed to us online, on tv, on billboards; cheap unregulated formulations abound; fat people are under increasing pressure to take themābut then if you actually USE them itās a failure you have to āadmitā to.
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this video has great vibes and itās very cool illustration of how āunion auto workersā =\= white men !.
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itās technically not illegal to be 23 years old but itās certainly frowned upon.
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