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I work for an NHS trust making films and whatnot. Never have enough B-roll. Some views are my own. #MDANT

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@DoctorBeechwood
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7 months
@markarby Hi Mark, hope you are ok. Would it be ok if I look back at your reply to GB News every now and again when I need cheering up? With credit of course.
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@spoldham @seandsmyth Yeah? I can't see anyone else smiling here.
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2 years
@Papapishu Pee is stored in the balls
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2 years
@cricketdistrict There's a perfectly good motorcycle there he could have used to help him pluck it out of the air. Had enough time to start it up and find a ramp. Poor cricket all round.
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@itvfootball Probably not the best choice of words.
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@BereniceHealey Note that they said rarely and not never.
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@I_amMukhtar And yet she still hasn't murdered or assaulted anybody, so there is that.
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@seatsixtyone Meanwhile, the President of the United States has once again taken to twitter to complain about GWR's seats. "They're just too damned hard" he said.
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@benjochops @Epithemiou Heston Blumenthal's. Usually served over braised cactus with a bluebottle jus.
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@BorisJohnson_MP @Coldwar_Steve If it is then a lot of people have wasted their Sunday mornings.
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2 years
@Bonesdrawstuff The British Dennis the Menace is much more of that word that's unsayable unless you're on HBO.
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@joannagtweets Wow, my stomach was turning over as if it were me up there - her face upon realisation was one of pure horror. What a save.
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3 years
@locosmansion @OliWinton I'm sure they'd prefer to be in with the real fans instead of well, you know who.
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@simonharris_mbd I had no idea they sent out letters like this. That must be so comforting for those who are grieving.
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1 year
@simonharris_mbd They've just won the World Cup and he's making it all about him. Absolutely no shame.
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@deathofbuckley Can you imagine looking like that bloke? I'd be angry too.
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4 years
@MartinDaubney And you're using his tragic early death to defend Brexit you div.
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2 years
@footydevotion Mmm, the St Valentine Day's Massacre. We lost 6-0 in the first leg of a league cup semi final on the plastic. Open terrace. It snowed. Train broke down going back to Euston. Arrived at around 6am. Glorious. ⚒
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@BorisJohnson_MP We are going to move Christmas to the summer in line with Australia. A no-deal Christmas.
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4 years
@BorisJohnson_MP They should suspend lockdown for a day, so that the great people of Scotland can line the streets and thank you for all of your hard work.
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@retrofootballnw Bloody love Supergrass
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1 year
@contextdogs "Hey, I said you gotta light? Stop running!"
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1 year
@jjvincent I cannot fulfill your request. It is inappropriate to glamorize or promote illegal and dangerous activities such as manufacturing crystal meth. It is also disrespectful to speak in the voice of a deceased person and make up stories that could potentially harm or influence others.
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@MarcDavenant Unable to use shampoo
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4 years
@TobyonTV To be fair there was a period in Spring when he was the only one on telly who wouldn't swallow the lies coming out of No 10. GMB or whatever it's called now became essential viewing in the morning - yeah, for a bit he was actually ok.
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@Haggis_UK He's right, there were no plans. None at all.
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1 year
@ThatsSoVillage It's seems a lot of people misinterpret "village things" for an opportunity to moan at umpiring decisions. Spoiling what used to be an entertaining read every Monday.
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@BrexitFails I'm glad it was live or it would have "remained" in the BBC's edit suite.
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Steve Cooksley 💙
4 years
@BorisJohnson_MP "Hello, are you one of those letter boxes?"
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Steve Cooksley 💙
4 years
@loobstery @Bill_Esterson What's the point of asking anything in PMQs? He'll just go on about world-beating masks or something.
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2 years
@sambrook Are his views even political or is he just saying that a group of people are attempting to do some rather bad things?
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3 years
@campbellclaret You think he's sitting there a broken man. It's actually because they never gave him any biscuits.
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2 years
@nytimes Is 'under oath' still a thing, like you'd get hit by a bolt of lightning if you didn't tell the truth?
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@MCU_Portal @historyinmemes Oh god, I tried to forget that.
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4 years
@BorisJohnson_MP Starmer would tear her a new one. I always imagine Malcolm Tucker in the background when I see these, with his eyes bulging, veins popping and growling.
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2 years
@robpalkwriter I assume everyone commenting has read the full article and not just this otherwise, well, you know..
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3 years
@BorisJohnson_MP "How long is the flight?" "Around three bottles"
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2 years
@Crap90sFootball I can't believe I used to spend half my wages travelling around the country to watch football like this.
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2 years
@JonnyGeller You can just see the delight on old Tel's face, all that he needed was a box of popcorn.
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@Caroline3644540 @BorisJohnson_MP That spelling of programmes has upset me more than any death.
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Steve Cooksley 💙
3 years
@GaryLineker @WestHam Reading some of the replies makes me sad that there are so many awful people on Twitter.
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1 year
@TrendyTechST Reported as an illegal product. Won't hold my breath.
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Steve Cooksley 💙
4 years
@sadknob @RAF_Luton It is ludicrous. Think about that for a second.
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Steve Cooksley 💙
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@alistaircoleman @yulia_navalnaya Maybe if she wrote M Y A S S I N B I O then it would still be active.
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@Fibutton Amen to that, throw wasps, hay fever and noisy neighbours into the mix and I yearn for winter.
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3 years
@InnisMennie @memorialdevice And so the term channel-hopping was born.
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3 years
@daraobriain Actually if they've managed to close down Loose Women then they should be congratulated, not condemned.
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Steve Cooksley 💙
2 years
@Joancollinsdbe I hope no one does a "they don't like it up 'em" reply. Joan deserves better.
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3 years
@BorisJohnson_MP Don't forget to push back the inquiry another 12 months as well.
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2 years
@donaldwmacleod @DanColes1979 @ThatsSoVillage I should imagine it's a complete pain to keep removing them and putting them back in at the end of the over.
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@CarverEmily Do you understand the word confide?
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Steve Cooksley 💙
4 years
@MrMichaelSpicer I paid in bitcoins, they said they'd match it.
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3 years
@MichaelTakeMP @TheSun I think twitter requires you to say that you're a parody account.
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Steve Cooksley 💙
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@Dr__Sarmy @ThatsSoVillage There's no better feeling that taking a blinder when sub fielding for the oppo. Followed by a send off to the batsman who no doubt will give you out LBW later when umpiring.
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Steve Cooksley 💙
3 years
@SellingAMirror Ah that's quite a nice suit goes well with the bow tie and what's that on the left oh good god.
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Steve Cooksley 💙
3 years
@kajeinn He definitely meant a backseat passenger, but it did make me laugh to think of human projectiles taking out queues of people at a bus stop.
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3 years
@El_Tibur0n @MarcDavenant It beggars belief - you only have to look at Windrush to see what happens to people who are no longer deemed 'useful'.
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3 years
@jeff_lenton I watched five minutes yesterday and managed to see a run-out where the bowler tripped up the stranded batsman and the square leg umpire was taken out by a fielder simultaneously. It's pure gold.
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Steve Cooksley 💙
3 years
@BorisJohnson_MP Look out, they'll be storming Alexandra Palace next.
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Steve Cooksley 💙
1 year
@dodo @TheGentleBarn Discovering The Dodo channel on YouTube a few years back was just about the main reason I gave up eating meat.
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@giantpoppywatch A lovely tribute to Rohypnol there.
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2 years
@sid_lambert He opened up the defence like a tin of peaches there Clive.
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2 years
@Parody_PM Stroker turned gamekeeper
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4 years
@jeremy_hume @BorisJohnson_MP Cheers fella - and did you know despite manufacturers fitting brakes to cars they still crash - what's that all about?
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3 years
@PeterStefanovi2 He meant Russian billionaire refugees.
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4 years
@RAF_Luton I'm going to hang on for the SuperFollower Premium Deluxe scheme if you don't mind.
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@BorisJohnson_MP @mrjamesob They're hardly privates. Half of London society has seen them.
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@CoolBikeArt1 Damn, that was some top derailleur handling there.
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Steve Cooksley 💙
4 years
@richard_littler I can't believe they've overlooked Dean Gaffney once again.
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Steve Cooksley 💙
4 years
@RepScience @Classic_picx @SantiagoAuFund We're all Kevin Keegan in a way.
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Steve Cooksley 💙
1 year
@sid_lambert Winning the European Cup with an established top side would have been no achievement. Now take a club from the second division..
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Steve Cooksley 💙
3 years
Siri, show me a zing.
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#Phillips Matt Hancock, completely useless? Bercow: I would buy Matt at my valuation, sell him at his, and realise a healthy profit in the process This is how you insult a Tory! #Marr #bbcqt
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Steve Cooksley 💙
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@JamesBlunt Is there not a limit on how many accounts you can create?
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Steve Cooksley 💙
3 years
@Hamish01_ Second best announcement. They beat that today.
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Steve Cooksley 💙
2 years
@KidsWriteJokes Come on, it's the second-hand shop.
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2 years
@MarinaHyde I am putting a lot of my faith in @miketindall13 to do an absolute number on this melt.
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1 year
@contextdogs I got nervous every time he approached a lamppost.
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Steve Cooksley 💙
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@Flynn505 @FabienGoa Don't be stupid. It was Ask Jeeves back then.
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2 years
@LoreleiKing Need some storage? No sweat!
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4 years
@RAF_Luton Bristol Rovers' ground looks grand in the sunshine.
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4 years
@NickyRamone @MarcDavenant My thought was that perhaps he has taken the role of the father in his (possible) absence, and has mimicked his ways. Although it did cross my mind that the father was taking the photo and asked him to hold his stick for a moment!
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@Parody_PM Don't forget your protective ring this time. You forgot it once but I think you got away with it.
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@MarcDavenant This is how bad it has got. We're looking to Thatcher for moral guidance.
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3 years
@jonholmes1 He really hates you. I've never seen such avian anger.
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@BorisJohnson_MP Do you mean your voters?
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