@markarby
Hi Mark, hope you are ok. Would it be ok if I look back at your reply to GB News every now and again when I need cheering up? With credit of course.
@cricketdistrict
There's a perfectly good motorcycle there he could have used to help him pluck it out of the air. Had enough time to start it up and find a ramp. Poor cricket all round.
@seatsixtyone
Meanwhile, the President of the United States has once again taken to twitter to complain about GWR's seats. "They're just too damned hard" he said.
@footydevotion
Mmm, the St Valentine Day's Massacre. We lost 6-0 in the first leg of a league cup semi final on the plastic. Open terrace. It snowed. Train broke down going back to Euston. Arrived at around 6am. Glorious. ⚒
@BorisJohnson_MP
They should suspend lockdown for a day, so that the great people of Scotland can line the streets and thank you for all of your hard work.
@jjvincent
I cannot fulfill your request. It is inappropriate to glamorize or promote illegal and dangerous activities such as manufacturing crystal meth. It is also disrespectful to speak in the voice of a deceased person and make up stories that could potentially harm or influence others.
@TobyonTV
To be fair there was a period in Spring when he was the only one on telly who wouldn't swallow the lies coming out of No 10. GMB or whatever it's called now became essential viewing in the morning - yeah, for a bit he was actually ok.
@ThatsSoVillage
It's seems a lot of people misinterpret "village things" for an opportunity to moan at umpiring decisions. Spoiling what used to be an entertaining read every Monday.
@BorisJohnson_MP
Starmer would tear her a new one. I always imagine Malcolm Tucker in the background when I see these, with his eyes bulging, veins popping and growling.
@Dr__Sarmy
@ThatsSoVillage
There's no better feeling that taking a blinder when sub fielding for the oppo. Followed by a send off to the batsman who no doubt will give you out LBW later when umpiring.
@jeff_lenton
I watched five minutes yesterday and managed to see a run-out where the bowler tripped up the stranded batsman and the square leg umpire was taken out by a fielder simultaneously. It's pure gold.
#Phillips
Matt Hancock, completely useless?
Bercow: I would buy Matt at my valuation, sell him at his, and realise a healthy profit in the process
This is how you insult a Tory!
#Marr
#bbcqt
@NickyRamone
@MarcDavenant
My thought was that perhaps he has taken the role of the father in his (possible) absence, and has mimicked his ways. Although it did cross my mind that the father was taking the photo and asked him to hold his stick for a moment!