Parody Keir Starmer
@Parody_PM
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Parody account - not the real PM. Originally set up to take the piss out of Boris Johnson, still here to poke fun at right wing dickheads.
Joined May 2019
Elon Musk interviewing Donald Trump, in case you missed it.
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James McMurdock suspended himself to 'protect the reputation of Reform'. Not sure how that helps Reform's reputation as the party of violent, racist, homophobic lying criminals.
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RT @Parody_PM: What has no brain, no heart, 10 legs, then 8 legs, then 10 legs, then 8 legs?.The Reform parliamentary party.
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RT @Parody_PM: Reform councillor suspended after being charged with threatening to kill his wife. They really are such a delightful bunch.….
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RT @Parody_PM: Reform MP James McMurdock won his seat by just 98 votes. And he only managed that by hiding the fact that he was an ex con.….
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RT @Parody_PM: Reform MP James McMurdock suspended over covid loan fraud investigation. I for one would be amazed if someone jailed for bea….
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RT @Parody_PM: @LeeAndersonMP_ Updated photo for you Lee. Losing one MP is careless, but losing two is absolutely fucking hilarious. https:….
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Reform councillor suspended after being charged with threatening to kill his wife. They really are such a delightful bunch.
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Reform MP James McMurdock won his seat by just 98 votes. And he only managed that by hiding the fact that he was an ex con. Now he's accused of fraudulantly claiming covid loans. Bet his constituents are delighted.
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What has no brain, no heart, 10 legs, then 8 legs, then 10 legs, then 8 legs?.The Reform parliamentary party.
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On the plus side, if Reform continue losing MPs at the same rate, they'll all be gone before the next election!.
SUNDAY TIMES EXCLUSIVE🚨. Reform MP James McMurdock suspended after investigation into £70,000 of Covid loans . He borrowed money via two companies: one dormant, the other with negligible assets . He will not say what legitimate purpose they served .(1/).
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Reform MP James McMurdock suspended over covid loan fraud investigation. I for one would be amazed if someone jailed for beating up a woman was involved in any sort of dishonesty.
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Many thanks to Rupert Lowe for showing me round his Restore Britain campaign office.
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Name this new sitcom about two con men who enjoy dressing up as farmers.
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Great idea to emulate America – then you could have an anti-vaxxer in charge of Health, a wrestling promoter in charge of Education and a TV host in charge of transport.
‘Why must cabinet ministers be politicians? It's nonsense.'. @Nigel_Farage’s take on a new-look cabinet for Britain involves emulating America.
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Nigel Farage has been an MP for one year. In that time he has served his Clacton constituents by going to Arizona, Chicago, Kuala Lumpur, Pennsylvania, New York, Washington (3 times), Florida, France, Las Vegas and Abu Dhabi.
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As Heathrow power cut is found to be caused by a fault in the substation, Richard Tice offers a full apology for blaming net zero. Just kidding! Lying gobshites don't do apologies.
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As well as raking in £977,000 from his ten side jobs, Nigel Farage also got £98,709 in gifts during the last year. Man of the people, or greedy grifting gobshite?
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Quick call to get some praise from his boss for blocking arms to Ukraine, then check what his next orders are.
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Darren Grimes caught lying after the police deny saying he couldn’t hold surgeries for ‘security reasons’. Turns out he was simply following the example of Nigel Farage and telling lies to get out of doing any work.
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New Deputy Chairman of Reform is Paul Nuttall – the man who falsely claimed to be a pro footballer, have a PhD, live in his constituency when he didn’t and have close friends who died at Hillsborough. A vetting system cock-up or just Reform being the natural home of lying twats?
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