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These are genuine joke attempts by children. Originally Bad Kids' Jokes on Tumblr. DMs open for submissions. Get the book 📙:
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what does NASA stand for.
not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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what does NASA stand for.
not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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why did the heghog need a friend.
we all do sometimes
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Q: What kind of dinosaur loves sleep?
A: All of them! They will never wake up now.
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what does NASA stand for.
not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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what does NASA stand for.
not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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why did the heghog need a friend.
we all do sometimes
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whats the differnce between a man and a poo
nothing
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what do peopel call you when you break something
idiot
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what does NASA stand for.
not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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why does the crow laugh
beacause they are mad ha ha ha I am also mad
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help me i had a nightmare
oh no wait its real life HAHAHAHA
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woman: WHO ATE ALL MY RASINS?
womans brain: you ate them this morning you fool !
woman: wat is the point any more.
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why was the pig upside down
he was not doing so good
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man: you are evil
other man: i am not
man:yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
[both mans die]
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What do you get when you cross a t-rex and a chicken
nothing but death
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woman: WHO ATE ALL MY RASINS?
womans brain: you ate them this morning you fool !
woman: wat is the point any more.
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what does NASA stand for.
not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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whats the differnce between a man and a poo
nothing
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someone is selling apples and you ask him, how fresh are these apples, and he says about as fresh as you, and you say I don't want none.
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woman: WHO ATE ALL MY RASINS?
womans brain: you ate them this morning you fool !
woman: wat is the point any more.
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A MAN WENT TO A BAR
YEAH GIVE ME A WISKY BECAUSE I BROK UP WHIT MY WIFE
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help me i had a nightmare
oh no wait its real life HAHAHAHA
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Hermione: I’ve got to be clear here, I really like you Harry,but…
Harry: I like your hairy butt too.
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what do you say to a boomerang that does not come back
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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What do you get when you cross a t-rex and a chicken
nothing but death
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are you from Alabama? Because you’re the only ala I bama.
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what do you call a spider in a suit.
business legs
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what did the colour orenge say to the fruit orenge ?
im calling the cops cose you stole my name
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what does hermone emma watson say when someone says where is your son. she says WATSON!!!! (beacuse she does not have a son)
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what do you call a spider in a suit.
business legs
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why was the pig upside down
he was not doing so good
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what did the chicken do when he was on a date with the girl chicken when a dog bothers him
he said this is unaceptable
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why is he called iron man.
it is not clear in the movies i dont think any body really knows.
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a boys name is shut up. his teacher asked him his name and he said “shut up”
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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knock knock,
who’s there’
robots
robots who
WE ARE IN CHARGE NOW
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knock knock
what is it
a piano
a piano who
a piano you boght from amazon you must pay now please sir
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everythig I thouch dies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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why cant you stand under Rhiannas umbrella?
there is too many body guards under there already, probably about 50
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why does the crow laugh
beacause they are mad ha ha ha I am also mad
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Q: What kind of dinosaur loves sleep?
A: All of them! They will never wake up now.
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What’s gray and will kill you if it falls out of a tree
A parking lot
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man: you are evil
other man: i am not
man:yes
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yes
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yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
[both mans die]
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Where do. You. Find. A. Clown doing a. Hedstand. On. A. Toilet '?
In. New York.
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How do you cook an elephant?
You don't, leave it alone please.
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what did the skeliton say to the toilet
“you will get nothing out of me i am all bones”
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Whats the diffrence between a sausage roll and a rat?
your not coming to my house
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why did the heghog need a friend.
we all do sometimes
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bob:doctor doctor i need a new but.
doctor:what is it bob.
bob:it has a crack in it
doctor:that is normal bob
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does Jaky rowling think she invented wizards they were actualy invented about 40 years ago sorry :(
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What did u say to ur teacher =May I use the bathroom.
What did she hear =I hate u and I hate school.
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what is inside the book of time
a. beans
b. your butt
c, a cactus
d. the world
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what did the baby say to the other baby
we are not friends
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why is he called iron man.
it is not clear in the movies i dont think any body really knows.
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whats the differnce between a man and a poo
nothing
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what goes faster than anything in the world.
a skeliton on a bike because the wind does not stick to his bones
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What do you call a ufo that looks like a butt?
A buttfo
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a man found a raisin in the woods.
“what a funny looking raisin.”
“im not a raisin im just an ant with no legs.”
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how many harry potter books did did jk rawling write.
1000, OR THATS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE HAHA
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What 2 thing make a girl happy ??
i love you and 50% discount
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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We're lawyers.
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1 women said:I will wear black dress because,my husband hair are black.
2 woman said:Same here I will wear brown.
3 woman said:I will wear no dress because,my husband has no hair.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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why wolves howl?
because they have no idea what are they doing
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1 person, orhhhhhhhhhhh i want to fight you!
1 other person , ok but can we be friends instead becauase my hair looks nice today.
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doctor doctor, i think i am a cookie!
yeah but there are no crumbs so i think you are ok
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you say rice pudding, I say advice pudding. you want some advice? get some pudding.
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What has 2 legs and 4 arms?
General Greivous from Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith.
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your mum is so thin if she eats a bean she are pregnat
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