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Father of 5- Business Owner- Spanish/Russian/English speaker- Minnesotan in Costa Rica

San Jose, Costa Rica
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@Thekeksociety Same thing happens to Democrats when they submerge their heads
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@Rothmus A pyramid scheme?
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@lporiginalg It's the boobs. They want to squish their boobs on your chest
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@SouthlandPost Got too close to his meth lab
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@libsoftiktok I kind of like Arctic Menace
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@EricRWeinstein A Democrat who self-reflects isn't a Democrat anymore
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@Rothmus -My dad had a rental property business back in the 80s-90s. -Went with him on a Saturday to a house with a bad toilet. -Occupants not home but gave permissions to let us in -Went downstairs to use a working bathroom. -Past the marijuana grow operation in the basement -Basement
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@WholeMarsBlog Interesting that Mexico has an illegal alien problem
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@ScottAdamsSays They don't listen. Imply you're a racist
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@ClownWorld_ Dude won the divorce lottery and he knows it
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@stillgray This will be fairly common in the next few years.
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@GigaBasedDad His wife's boyfriend was also impressed
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@redheadranting Part of their kink if making you uncomfortable and forcing you to go along with it. It's very much a power trip kink.
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@ScottAdamsSays You'll also find that Pediatricians have the lowest mortality rate for patients over the age of 65
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@Scott_Wiener @AGRobBonta I'm old enough to remember we were told to immediately tell our parents if an adult wanted us to keep something secret.
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@Cernovich The people hurt most by the Democrats are their voters
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Apparently it's a thing
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@stillgray There are 4 fat politicians in Germany and she's 3 of them
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@JohnCleese A lady who made a career about writing songs about making bad choices, an Epstein Island frequenter, and Taylor Swift
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@TheDailyShow John Stewart sold his Penthouse for $17.5 Million with an appraised value of $1.8 Million. This is an injustice. We need him to be indicted for fraud
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@KeithOlbermann @RichardGrenell Funny. I thought you had hit rock bottom. I was wrong.
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@stillgray Turns out the Clinton Foundation looting their country has consequences
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@ImMeme0 They'll be divorced within 5 years
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@Sargon_of_Akkad Yeah risk getting killed for someone who would turn on you the moment she’s out of danger. Nah
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@ScottAdamsSays Someone should set up a channel and add a laughtrack to MSNBC and profit
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@stillgray About to find out that being a 5'2 manlet with a nonfunctional penis is about the worst fate the universe could give you, let alone aspire to.
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@ScottAdamsSays A friend who is a school teacher informed me that all the girls in school are now gay, bi or trans.
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@RichardHanania Worked out about the way the government wanted for her
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@DailyLoud some good trigger discipline there
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@lporiginalg I’m going to assume she did cheat and there was legitimate reason to doubt his paternity outcome of the test regardless
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@lporiginalg In grad school in Vienna, we had a guy from India who had bad BO and tried to cover it up with perfume which served to make a eye-watering blend of his BO and the fragrance. After a month of everyone plugging their nose, and being polite, the girls had an intervention and got him
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@stillgray They don't want their pictures taken?
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@adamgurri They suddenly added 20, 000 immigrants to a city of 60,000. No way a city's infrastructure and social services can handle that
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@darrelltalksfi Extend the stay to a week and explore the area.
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@ChefGruel Would the pineapple be more effective if inserted rectally?
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@lporiginalg It was the teen. He ruined his own life by stealing
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@stillgray I should invest more in companies that treat diabetes and kidney failure
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@Vanessasantosxo @JimJame74888138 @seanmdav Every woman who heard that started ovulating
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@ScottAdamsSays Never ever cry in front of a woman. No exceptions. My dad cried once around my mom when his friend's 5-year-old daughter was diagnosed with terminal cancer. My mom would bring that up 20 years later as that once time she saw him cry.
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@ClownWorld_ Walmart Shaq is underpaid
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@JebraFaushay @DailyMail Lot of coupons are expired
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@selinawangtv @ABC @GMA Tax breaks for famlies? The scandaloust of scandals, amirite?
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@Cernovich Has been interesting watching the Harry Potter stars, most of whom would not be wealthy or famous without her, quickly turn their back when the woke mob came for her
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@stillgray The whole slow painful death from type 2 diabetes and related complications isn't really loving yourself
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@Cernovich Family friend asked what we were going to do when she learned we were pregnant with our 5th child and she was unplanned, hinting abortion was an option. Buy a bigger car was our response.
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@DailyMail Breaking news: Cop does his job
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@ScottAdamsSays They must use cold fusion there.
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@greg_price11 mmmm, no. She may disagree with the decision but "unconstitutional" for the Supreme court to rule on something is not correct
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@ask_aubry Lot of men can't be with a woman who makes more money than they do, or appears more successful. I had a bro-in-law who was that way and it led to him having an affair and a messy divorce. If you're married to a woman who makes more money than you do and it bothers you, the
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@JackPosobiec That kind of confirms the rumors of the trafficking of Ukrainian children.
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@BillAckman -It's about forcing people to say a lie and accept the lie no matter how egregious -If they can get you to accept that lie they can get you to accept ones less obvious -It's all about demoralization and subversion
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@dom_lucre "pull it"
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@JonathanTurley The Streisand effect has been activated. I had no idea who Jason Aldean was until he was canceled
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@AP How was Kamala's press conference?
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@stillgray The audio
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@catturd2 @AngelaBelcamino The confidence is just oozing, and the swag overflowing as she goes to get boxed wine and cat food.
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@Morbidful Avoiding Australia in general is just a good idea.
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@GrageDustin Worse than Stolen Valor? Worse than Feeding our Future? Worse than the Floyd Riots? Must be pretty awful stuff
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@unusual_whales We laugh, but who's telling them this is a reasonable expectation?
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@Telegraph In hindsight it's kind of a surprise you haven't tried to cancel Orwell sooner
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@michaelpsenger But they weren't doing their best, they were doing their absolute worst.
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@rawsalerts If only there were some clues Killer Mike, might be a criminal
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@w_terrence Could be the camera lense, facial hair and the fact that's not really him
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@drscottjensen “It's Easier to Fool People Than It Is to Convince Them That They Have Been Fooled.” – Mark Twain
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@stillgray Hardpass. Unless I know her I’m not getting involved. In a blue city with a Soros DA I’m going to get hit with assault charges at least and the girl I rescued might just turn around and testify against me
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@HeathMayo Would that include illegally spying on a political rival?
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@ScottAdamsSays He had a near death experience and came back a Republican
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@lporiginalg Welp . DNA test your kids
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@ksorbs I'm not sure I would call Democrats "people" at this point
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